There is lots of good news lately for SpaceX, especially NASA choosing the Hawthorne, CA-based company to build a $2.89 billion lunar lander for NASA’s Artemis Moon landing slated for 2024. Key to that single-source contract, which eliminates two competitors including Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin, was SpaceX’s willingness to restructure payments to fit the $750 million appropriated by Congress this fiscal year for the project. Already the lowest Artemis bidder, Elon Musk’s company was willing to make the deal work for the customer, which is unusual thinking for space contractors, with many asking, Where did SpaceX get the money?
They got the money from your phone bill.
This Artemis win for SpaceX is just part of a bigger story that’s emerging about a company that is steadily crushing its competitors by building a hyper-efficient space ecosystem where the other guys are just building rockets.
SpaceX’s Starlink has already won the global ISP war. You are forgiven if you didn’t know that and forgiven, too, if you didn’t even know there was such a war. But there is one, and Starlink has already won it at a net cost of ZERO dollars. In fact, SpaceX, which owns Starlink, has won at a negative cost, which means they are making a profit building what for any other company would have been a cost measured in billions of dollars — dollars that can now be diverted to projects like financing NASA’s Artemis lunar program.
The dream that is Starlink began 31 years ago and was called Teledesic. It was the idea of mobile phone tycoon Craig McCaw and backed by a gang of heavyweights including Bill Gates. Teledesic was going to offer low earth orbit satellite Internet service anywhere the sky was visible with up to 720 megabits-per-second (mbps) down and 100 mbps up (both later cut to 10 mbps using fewer satellites). Clearly Teledesic never happened despite more than a decade of planning, hundreds of millions of dollars spent, and one satellite launched. McCaw’s idea was great but it simply cost too much at the time compared to ground infrastructure based on optical fibers and copper. The few potential Internet users who were too far away from their telco central office or cable head-end would just have to make-do with crappy geosynchronous satellite Internet or no Internet at all.
Fast-forward 25 years and the technical challenge that was Teledesic had changed quite a bit. Moore’s Law had of course dramatically dropped the cost of schlepping the actual bits while Elon Musk’s SpaceX had done a very good job of decreasing the cost of getting satellites into orbit. A Falcon 9 launch was still around $100 million, but satellites were much smaller and it was now possible to put many in space on the same rocket. Where Teledesic was projected to cost $9 billion in 2002 ($13.1 billion in 2021 dollars), SpaceX seems to be putting better-than-Teledesic Internet in the sky for zero net cost overall.
Part of this idea was covered in a column I wrote three years ago, explaining how SpaceX would all but put the other big launch companies like ULA and Arianespace out of business were it not for government subsidies. It’s a good thing, then, that Blue Origin has Jeff Bezos’s seemingly bottomless pockets.
Part of the reason Starlink is so cheap for SpaceX to do is because the company is vertically integrated. They design and build the satellites in Redmond, Washington that are then launched on SpaceX-manufactured rockets built in Hawthorne, California — rockets that have proven to be largely reusable, giving SpaceX by far the lowest cost per kilogram delivered to orbit.
Having thousands of Starlink satellites to launch means that no SpaceX missions will be canceled or postponed for lack of a customer for years to come. The system will operate at 100 percent capacity, which isn’t itself unusual for launch companies that typically don’t start to build a rocket until they have a paying customer to fly on it, but this means SpaceX will be running at 100 percent of manufacturing capability. They will not only fill every rocket they build, they will build every rocket their factory can produce. All of which drives down that cost per-kilogram and drives competitors crazy.
But vertical integration and becoming your own customer can’t drop the cost to zero, much less drop it below zero as I am arguing for Starlink. So in this case, SpaceX making a profit where one would not normally exist comes thanks to U.S. residents who pay telephone and Internet bills. The U.S. Federal Communications Commission (FCC) has been socking-away for a decade about $1.8 billion per year from you and me, saving-up to pay for expansions of rural telephony and broadband. There is now about $16 billion in this federal kitty and the FCC is starting to spend it with telephone and internet service providers, paying them to extend broadband and voice services to remote rural users who are presently underserved or unserved completely.
All of this is both perfectly legal and even a good idea. Everybody wins. But circumstances are turning out to indicate that SpaceX is probably winning more than anyone else.
So the FCC has this big bag of money they are starting to dole out based on auctioning populations of potential users. Companies, agencies, tribes, even you or me can bid to serve these groups that may just be living at the edge of town or maybe they are at Hole-in-the-Wall, Butch and Sundance’s remote mountain hideout, where not even roads can reach.
If that unserved customer is on the edge of town, building the current network out past their mailbox may cost a few thousand dollars. If there are several such customers along a road, maybe it’s only hundreds of dollars per customer, in which case that’s what the local telco or cable company will bid to the FCC, which can take it or leave it (these auctions are ongoing, by the way).
So far SpaceX has won auctions for service in parts of 35 states for a total of $885 million.
Just to put this in perspective, with the goal of reaching 99+ percent of U.S. residents with voice service and 25-megabit-or-better broadband, the FCC is willing to spend (beyond whatever the customer is paying already) a maximum of $775 per home per year. That number was established years ago just to put an absolute cap on costs and the auctions that are being conducted are coming-in substantially below that number even for Holes-in-the-Wall.
Only $9.2 billion of the $16 billion has been allocated so far. But as we know these things go, there is unlikely to be a refund coming. They’ll add more services (specifically rural 5G) or extend the program until all the money is gone, all the while still adding $1.8 billion per year, so it could last for decades.
So SpaceX has won auctions worth $885 million, you say. What’s the big deal? That’s only about 9.6 percent of the auctions won so far and hardly enough to declare SpaceX and Starlink in any way dominant.
Read on…
Starlink is currently in beta test and testers are pretty ecstatic, getting an average of close to 100 mbps-down and improving every day. It is for now a best-effort network which means SpaceX expects some problems until lots more satellites are launched and makes no service guarantees. Their goal remains gigabit Internet service which will require something between 4,000 and 12,000 satellites. Right now there are 1,378 Starlink satellites in orbit.
Participating in the Starlink beta costs $500 for communication hardware plus $99 per month for service. Given that Starlink can reach from space into any poke or holler in America, that $99 per month is a pretty good estimate of what it costs the company to provide broadband (and voice — remember VOIP) to even difficult locations with those $775 subsidies. No wonder the auctions came-in at half their maximum cost.
SpaceX could have bid on all of those rural broadband auctions, but didn’t. Had their goal been total market dominance (which is to say monopoly) SpaceX would have done just that and used excess revenue from subsidized customers to in turn subsidize potential users on the edge of town, undercutting incumbent telcos and cable companies, winning every auction. That aggressive play would have not only won FCC service auctions, it would also have caught the attention of the Department of Justice and U.S. Fair Trade Commission as well as united the Internet industry against SpaceX.
Instead, SpaceX just bid for potential customers in places where other companies typically didn’t even bother to bid. They took the obvious remote customers and apparently won’t be over-charging them or the government, either.
Starlink customers can be literally anywhere — even in areas served by other carriers. More than 100 different companies and organizations won FCC auctions to serve rural users, some of whom are in very difficult-to-serve locations. Say Comcast (just an example, not an announcement) won a contract to serve 100,000 potential customers but 3000 of those customers were literally impossible for Comcast to reach with their current technology or network footprint. Winning the auction is promising to serve everyone, but there is no FCC rule saying Comcast couldn’t sub-contract those 3000 difficult customers to Starlink.
By passing really difficult Internet customers to Starlink, companies like Comcast (again just a hypothetical example) can charge the FCC big bucks which are then split with Starlink. It would be a win-win for SpaceX and Comcast and nobody even has a reason to call the feds.
Human nature suggests that there are going to be more and more situations (more and more of that $9.2 billion) where slipping Starlink customers here and there into other networks makes lots of sense. Once it becomes easy to do, the telcos and cable companies will do it more and more as long as doing so increases their profit margins. All of this will grow the Starlink network, whether it’s obvious to customers even who is their ISP or telco.
Who manufactured your cable modem? Nobody knows without looking.
Starlink is going to get bigger than expected faster than expected, all paid for by U.S. customers through the FCC.
Instead of earning $885 million of those FCC subsidies, Starlink if more likely to gain half of the full $9.2 billion — money that can be used for any purpose including financing that Artemis lander.
But remember that satellites are a global resource. If SpaceX launches 4000 or 12,000 Starlink satellites to serve the USA, they’ll also serve anywhere else the satellites overfly, even North Korea. The same level of service Starlink offers in Omaha will be available in Vietnam or on tankers in the Pacific ocean.
Once Starlink becomes effectively the dominant ISP in America, it will also become the dominant ISP in the world. And all at no cost to SpaceX since the expansion will have been financed from our phone bills.
I’m willing to bet that Elon Musk, cementing forever his title of World’s Luckiest SOB, didn’t come up with this idea — he lucked into it. Elon may have figured it out, but I doubt that this was the plan ab initio. The lightbulb went off just before SpaceX started dramatically increasing its estimate of the total number of satellites required. Required for what? One recent estimate has the number at 40,000, which would be enough to serve every Internet user on Earth, PLUS IoT, plus any other network services as yet uninvented.
Clearly this is good news for SpaceX, a private company that I am sure would rather keep these ideas private for a while longer. If everybody plays fair it is also great for users, promising within 2-3 years just the sort of Internet-connected world envisioned by President Biden, making him a winner, too.
Globally it might mean the end of censorship, which is bad for China and good for non-China.
From a legal standpoint, by becoming a global ISP Starlink has the real prospect of being above the law (no pun intended). If the DoJ or FTC gets mad at Elon he can just move to some friendlier nation, transferring Starlink’s legal home base and corporate charter. I doubt that this will happen, but it is just the sort of thing that leads to cascading social and government change, rather like the Arab Spring or the Revolution of 1848.
Other ISPs will I think be happy to be Starlink resellers.
What about other satellite ISPs? Amazon has announced its own Internet-in-the-Sky, presumably put there by Blue Origin, but I think that’s too little, too late.
OneWeb as it stands now is no more than a joke.
There is only one chink available in Starlinks’ armor and that’s mobile service. Sure, Starlink will operate on a big ship, but not on your mobile phone. It’s what’s called a fixed wireless network that generally requires too much power for the client to run on your mobile phone.
In the next half-dozen years before Starlink is totally ubiquitous, then, the only real satellite Internet opportunity is probably for a mobile satellite network and that comes down to Samsung, Apple or Google. Google might be a possibility, but somehow I doubt that will happen (I challenge you, Alphabet!). Google can’t impose enough design discipline among its Android licensees to make solid satellite service work out of the box.
Both Samsung and Apple have the design capability and the control of hardware to build a satellite-to-phone network. They have the deep pockets, technology, and product ecosystems to make it work, even absent handouts from the FCC. But if I were to guess, Apple is the company that will go head-to-head with SpaceX and Samsung is the company that will offer to SpaceX mobile technology to compete with Apple.
Ah, it’s all comin’ back to me now!
https://www.spectrumnews.org/features/deep-dive/the-benefits-of-special-interests-in-autism/
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Above the law? When providing service to users in a country SpaceX will want to collect their fees, which means they can be required to have a financial presence there. So the Chinese govt will simply require that the satellite downlink for China is within the Great Firewall. Of course SpaceX could try providing service for free, or have the customers pay Bitcoin directly, vive la révolution & all that – whereupon China just jams the signal and also advises its citizens that attempting to use it, possessing a Starlink antenna, etc, are criminal acts of sedition.
@Lappan: Already happening. See “Russia may fine citizens for using SpaceX’s Starlink internet. Here’s how the internet service poses a threat to authoritarian regimes.”
https://www.businessinsider.com/russia-may-fine-citizens-spacex-starlink-internet-authoritarian-regime-2021-1
There is an excellent analysis of the economics of Starlink here: https://caseyhandmer.wordpress.com/2019/11/02/starlink-is-a-very-big-deal/
Elon Musk looks more and more like D. D. Harriman every day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delos_D._Harriman
I’ve been saying that for years! Glad to know that there’s another fan of classic sci-fi out there. RAH forever!
Why is BOB wasting precious interweb resources writing about precious interweb resources when he could be writing about a real technological nightmare? McDonald’s inability to keep their ice cream machines online!
Don’t forget about all those cars Musk keeps churning out. They’ll eventually use Starlink.
https://www.space.com/amazon-kuiper-satellite-constellation-fcc-approval.html
https://www.theverge.com/2020/12/16/22178235/amazon-project-kuiper-user-terminal-antenna-internet-satellite-constellation
https://www.theverge.com/2021/4/19/22391508/amazon-ula-rocket-launches-internet-satellites-kuiper
Put a bank of Starlink antennas on top of a cell tower and Starlink becomes its own 5G provider without having to trench impossibly expensive fiber uplinks or daisy chain microwave relays every few miles.
I agree with Lappan. Service in autocracies requires payment either in Bitcoin, CIA/State Dept. subsidies, or a slower free tier. A free tier might be doable since the satellites would otherwise have very little data burden over a restricted area. They’d also need to add laser interconnects (announced and supposedly coming soon) instead of their current method of relaying signals through ground stations. A huge risk might come from authorities triangulating the signal to a concealed antenna and arresting the owner. That could be a deal breaker and there’s no guarantee frequency hopping would avoid detection. Authorities might also scale up their satellite jamming, they’ve had some success with it in the past.
Unless I’ve misunderstood you, I don’t see how Google, Apple, or Samsung could add satellite-to-phone capability to pocket-sized, battery-powered devices that use omnidirectional antennas to reach ~1 mile max when Starlink needs a pizza-sized 100 watt phased array to reach ~300 miles.
Still, exciting stuff.
“It’s what’s called a fixed wireless network that generally requires too much power for the client to run on your mobile phone.”
On today’s hardware, maybe, but that assumes no improvements to the power requirements nor the ability to improve sending and receiving a 10x to 100x lower power signal. Considering the weak signals sent by the space communications already in use by NASA, I can imagine we have a vast potential for possible improvements in consumer devices.
There’s no way that mobile satellite will be competitive in speed with much closer cell towers. It’s simple physics. Signal strength goes down with the square of distance, and the longer distance challenges the signal with more forms of interference and airwave congestion from other terminals. As technology advances, satellite phones get faster, but cell phones get even faster.
Today, BGAN is commercially available up to about 20 Mbps, faster than 3G, but 4G has a theoretical maximum of about 100 Mbps. Starlink promises to be gigabit at some point, but 5G promises to be up to 10 gigabit at some point. And the satellite terminals are bigger and more power-hungry than typical phones. Cell phones have consistently been much faster while costing a fraction of the money, electricity, and physical size to operate.
The hidden factor is bufferbloat. We just don’t know if anybody at Starlink is looking at that. Given that so many other big wireless companies are not looking at bufferbloat and are instead choosing to blame customers for generating traffic, it’s not a certainty that SpaceX is looking at bufferbloat either.
It seems that Cringely won’t be launching any of those satellites with his wonderful new startup, Eldorado Space.
I’m shocked that Elon Musk would completely ignore Bob’s brilliant plan to launch mineservers with tinfoil drives into space using non-existent jets (or whatever it was). That was going to be up and running by the end of last year.
In case anyone doesn’t want to read through all the comments on that link, here’s the TL;DR:
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* Bob lied and said his company, “Eldorado Space”, had bought all the Mach 2.2 aircraft in the world
* In fact, the only proof he posted was a badly Photoshopped picture of a F-104 plane belonging to Starfighters, Inc., which is a company that runs tests for NASA
* I contacted the owner of Starfighters Inc. and he told me that “Eldorado Space” representatives had in fact met him and talked about a future potential partnership, but that no term sheet was signed and no money changed hands. He said Bob and Eldorado were “tire kickers”– ie, they had no money or ability to even rent these planes, let alone buy them
* Bob continued to maintain that he had, in fact, bought out all of these planes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
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Of course “Eldorado Space” was supposed to have launched tons of satellites by the end of 2020. Instead, they have launched nothing but hot air.
My new theory — not actually all that new — is that Bob/Mark posts these random ADHD snippets in loose coordination with whatever ‘startup biz’ or ‘co-investment stake’ or ‘board-directorial opportunity’ he happens to be pursuing in any given week or month. Which is to say: he works backwards from whatever compelling pitch(es) he just saw, read, or otherwise witnessed, and retroactively cooks it into a sort of ‘prediction.’
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It’s not quite “paid promotion” (as Jeremy points out, there’s just not enough oomph or readership or resource-commitment behind it), but, rather, a vague sort of “THIS is what I think the future is going to be, during this particular 168-hr window, and, by golly, I’M MARSHALING WHAT STEAM I STILL POSSESS toward same” advocacy. We don’t quite have a name for this — Armchair Angel Investor, Apathetic Angel Investor, Atrophied Angel Investor — “one who still intermittently follows the market, but who is gradually winding down to glorified bar-stool chatter.”
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Not condemning it as a hobby — one of my old professors would regularly crawl Google Patents, reaching out to the various inventors to convey ‘interest’ or ‘partnership’ or ‘advocacy,’ and I guess one or two of the dozens/hundreds he backed bore real fruit — but, maan, be careful basing any sizable cash or strategy on this palaver.
Probably right, and probably why his only real interaction with readers was complaining that Mineserver complaints were ruining his business ventures.
Look’s like Bob forgot about the “important book” he was going to discuss in his next column, the one before the Mineserver update column.
There’s an ISP in India that is planning on using the same satellite laser relay tech on the ground for their ISP. It is already working and the technology is proven – basically they link up on the ground antennae/towers in the same way SpaceX links satellites with the same tech.
A commenter – Ron – mentioned this technical possibility already. SpaceX could simply come down to earth with their tech and go after all the ISPs. Knowing Elon Musk’s outsized ambitions, this likely will happen.
Lasers need line of sight, unavailable to most households. Fog and rain also obstruct.
That ISP is at https://www.wifidabba.com/ . I’m interested to see how they do. Seems like a great idea. Better than Eldorado Aerospace in any case.
It occurs to me that rooftop lasers, underground fiber, and POTS are synchronous low earth orbiting systems.
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful
men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is
almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full
of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone
are omnipotent. The slogan ‘Press on’ has solved and always
will solve the problems of the human race. –Calvin Coolidge
Too close to the bone.
Why is Cathie Wood buying Iridium Communications for her ARK Internet ETF? Is it somehow related to this topic?
Yet another broken promise as Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) not only didn’t finish his “predictions” on time and produce a Mineserver statement but delays further with promises of a book review to kick the can further down the road and even lied about that so he can inflate another hype wagon for a tech celebrity.
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There’s nothing worth reading in this wall of verbiage he couldn’t have compressed into one paragraph. Myself I think Starlink is interesting but a big “so what” in global terms. It’s currently loss making and not going to replace landline or mobile for a lot of people. Internationally, regulators are also sure to have their say and that’s before national security and industrial policy people kick in with their arguments. Also if there are subsidies pouring into Starlink’s pockets that’s going to attract competition regulators around the world. No Starlink won’t become the dominant ISP in the world. That simply is not going to happen for all the aforementioned reasons. Most customers of Starlink will probably be rural neckbeards living in flyover country or vehicle platforms like trains or yachts. Nobody else needs it, really. I expect some leveraged debt will take a tumble but that’s some media barons problem.
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Mark Stephens is acting like a dog on heat with this topic. An over excited timewaster. I get potential clients like this and usually twig straight away. Stephens is still wanting the big play and after his favourite sugar daddy, Apple, paid no attention to him is desperately hoping Musk will be his vewwy vewwy best friend. I don’t think that’s going to happen either. In fact didn’t Stephens pester for a story some months ago and get directed to a generic press release? I’m not saying SpaceX’s media handler is a hooker or ex hooker but if she is there’s no way Stephens is getting past her and Stephens is marked on the system as DO NOT REPLY.
Yachts and merchant marine vessels use Inmarsat equipment only because Inmarsat works closely with Intentional Maritime Organization (IMO).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inmarsat
So, not accidental.
@wwwpirate
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Don’t worry. I have no idea what I’m talking about. I just banged some text out to preconceived points! “Fix it in post” as Drop The Dead Donkey joke goes.
“My next column will be, believe it or not, a book review, which is something I don’t do very often but this book is important. And the column after that will be my long awaited Mineserver update.”
I didn’t see any mention of a book but, nonetheless, I’m definitely looking forward to the column after this one.
“The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam to-day.”
Cringely is trolling. He’s never going to post a Mineserver update. Not a real one, anyway, but maybe some more trolling bs to get a reaction.
Good to see you’re still hanging around, Roger. I figured you had lost interest and stopped dropping by. Come to think of it, I wonder why I haven’t done so. For me, I come for the comments. They’re the only content here worth the time to read.
“Good to see you’re still hanging around, Roger. I figured you had lost interest and stopped dropping by.”
I kinda did lose interest for a while and life got kinda crazy… But until the Mineserver project is complete[1], I’ll still be checking in.
1] And by complete, I mean an in-depth, truthful update as to what happened along with a full accounting of the project posted on the Kickstarter website.
The next post: “Femto cells for local 5G”
Put that on your ship and float it. I proposed this at a former employer, get out of the phone business and into the in building femto cells.
The plan was good. Maybe I can dust it off, add some Elon magic and $$, then profit.
Re: “Femto cells for local 5G” I think that’s what millimeter wave 5G is. (Unless you mean literally using the customer’s local wired internet, rebroadcasted at the 5G frequencies indoors, but in that case it would be hard for them to charge for the so-called “service”, as is the case for current femtocells, where the customer only pays for the box with no monthly fee.)
Here is a video for teardown of a Starlink antenna. Crazy stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmdQnIlnRo
Has Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) even read the book he claims he will be writing a review of? How many weeks of rolling our eyeballs and snorting with derision do we have to go through? Don’t tell me Stephens has found Jesus. He’s found Jesus hasn’t he? Or is it some kind of Black Swan or End of History nonsense? It’s either a displacement activity or a grift or his subconcious is telling him BILLIONAIRE’S PUBLISH THEIR READING LISTS so he’s going to get in on the action because this is what men with the MiNDSeT oF BiLLiONAiRE’s do. Most of the review is probably going to be driven by the usual rah rah theme like (in his mind) a monster ten inch ripping out of his trousers like the Incredible Hulk television show.
No! No! No! Bobmark is WRITING an important book which he will then review. Probably Accidental Empires: The Golden Age. Or The Golden Years. Or the Golden Showers. Something Golden.
And everyone will eat it up… :\
OMG! What if its Accidental Empires : The Purple Years? Will the estate of Prince Rogers Nelson sue? Will they sue Apple? Enquiring minds wanna know!
But an actual new Cringely book about the computer industry would actually be something worthwhile and interesting. For all his faults (*ahem* constant lying *ahem*) he’s still a good writer, and Accidental Empires is still a great book. It’s just really old. Why not something that covers more recent events in the industry?
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Just, don’t claim to be like Employee #12 at Google or something.
Well I don’t know how that book can be interesting – Bob lost access to inside information long time ago and he does not follow technology in details any more you can see that all the time so unless it is paid by someone to move his/their agenda I can’t see how that book can be relevant.
He’ll just make stuff up. This is now considered acceptable for all persons masquerading as journalists. In fact, lots of people just make stuff up when reality doesn’t correlate with their prejudices. Or their beliefs. Or their opinions. I could go on . . .
I don’t believe he ever had inside information to anyone. More likely a few low level apple employees emailed him some gossip or rumors.
He could write about disastrously “successful” crowdsourcing projects. I’m not being sarcastic. That was my solution to this, lo, 4 years ago. 95% of the people who paid for mineserver were fans of his writing anyway and would probably be delighted to get a book and the inside story of the project they were involved in.
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The horse is out of the barn on that one but it puzzled me why he didn’t do this. He bragged about his laptop generating him a million dollars but couldn’t see writing as a way out of a $35k debt?
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Then I read the IBM book. Or “book.” It’s really not like any book I’d seen until then, but Amazon has a lot of these now: books generated by AI, scraping Wikipedia articles and forum comments. It looked like it was put together in a weekend during one of those family theme park trips. I couldn’t figure out how the same person who wrote “Accidental Empires” also wrote this thing.
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My guess is he had the services of an editor for AE that really shaped the book into a final form, even more so than usual, and the experience of working on a book two decades later without that kind of aid soured him on the process.
Hey, Granville!
It finally hit me! Were you being ironic about Cringe being “unable to see”?
Oops!
“couldn’t see”?
[…] he believes that’s part of a larger story about SpaceX’s “steadily crushing its competitors by building a hyper-efficient space ecosystem where the other guys are just building rockets,” arguing that SpaceX has already won the […]
[…] he believes that’s part of a larger story about SpaceX’s “steadily crushing its competitors by building a hyper-efficient space ecosystem where the other guys are just building rockets,” arguing that SpaceX has already won the […]
[…] he believes that’s part of a larger story about SpaceX’s “steadily crushing its competitors by building a hyper-efficient space ecosystem where the other guys are just building rockets,” arguing that SpaceX has already won the […]
Bob’s buddy EditorDavid is on slashdot.org promoting this article. Link:
https://science.slashdot.org/story/21/04/24/0227246/is-spacexs-starlink-becoming-the-worlds-dominant-isp
Crookely con artist — why don’t you just give people their mineserver money back? We know you didn’t do a damn thing except pocket it. Don’t blame it on your kid. That’s really pitiful.
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This “prediction” reads like an ad. Given his history he’s probably sucking up to musk, hoping some spare change might be dropped. There’s really nothing of value here that couldn’t be gained from a 5-minute wiki read. Crookely was never very tech saavy when steve jobs had him on ignore, and now he’s 30 years behind the times.
” Don’t blame it on your kid.”
The sad thing about all this is that the lesson his kids got was “Meh, if you get bored of something, it’s okay to quit and screw everyone else.” Had it been my kids, they would have damn well completed the project and sent out Mineservers or else they would have written a detailed explanation of why they couldn’t with a sincere apology and a refund of whatever money they could scrape up. Heck, I ran a Kickstarter project that *didn’t* reach its goal and I *still* sent out rewards.
But the really sad thing about this is that his kids will get away with it. They’ll apply to colleges and list “successful kickstarter project to produce an affordable server” as one of their accomplishments and admissions folks will look and see that the project was funded and give them points for it. (Remember, these are kids who couldn’t be bothered to get out of bed on time for zoom school.)
You don’t know that. The lesson they might have learned is “Jeeze! Dad’s a real a**hole. Let’s not do that.” And most young adults between the age of 15 and 20 will cop to finding it difficult to get out of bed and face their over-involved, over-scheduled and helicopter-impaired parents. As well as their teachers.
And the problem with zoom school is its too much like regular school. Chalk & talk.
I agree with you. It is completely inappropriate to involve wife and kids in any dispute. There is Mafia rule of honor : Do to the guy whatever you want to do but do not touch his wife and kids.
Roger you can do better than this.
“…but do not touch his wife and kids.”
Normally, I would agree with this 100%. But Crookely’s kids are *all over* the Kickstarter project. It was supposedly their idea and their project and Crookely was just helping out.
At the very least, they could have looked at it and said “Gee, dad has our names on this but he’s really screwing people over and that is gonna look terrible when we apply to college; maybe we should just post an update for him?”
“Chalk & talk.”
This is simply not true. Sure, there are teachers out there who may have trouble using the technology to its full potential or who don’t care enough but most teachers are busting their butts off to make it work for their students. I’ve watched teachers spend their entire summer of 2020 learning new tools and spending hours upon hours every day planning how to use it and how to engage the students. And more recently, hours of meetings — on top of teaching a full day — planning how to get the kids back in school in person.
The biggest obstacles to success are the same as they’ve always been — parents and the opportunity gap. Parents who sit off camera feeding kids answers is a huge problem. As are parents who don’t bother to make sure their kids show up for class or do their school work. And then there are the kids whose internet connection drops constantly (or who don’t have internet access/computer/etc.) Some kids have one computer for the whole house and a parent and/or sibling who need to use it during the day too. School districts around here have done a great job of getting laptops and tablets into the hands of kids who need them but I don’t know that that’s true everywhere. And even if kids have the tech and access, what if they don’t have their own space? I’ve got two boys who shared a room when this all started and it wasn’t easy when they were both in class at the same time, talking.
Of course.
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Let me say this about that. Roger makes his living sucking on the teat of the public school system. He should probably display a disclaimer announcing his conflict of interest.
Gee! And just think of all the millions of people who never had all that technology to distract them yet they still manage to get an education. Boggles the mind. Just think! If Albert Einstein had a Ryzen with an awesome GPU and 64GB of ram he might have been able to unify field theory!
Busting their butts? Shouldn’t they be working smarter not harder?
Aren’t they just like employees everywhere? Required to engage in enormous amounts of time-wasting activities in order to please their faceless masters?
Unfortunately Roger it seems that Mafia killers have higher moral ground than you. Show your comment to your wife and your kids and you will see what they will say. Everything is nice and fun until you start crossing the lines.
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/film/problem-with-mafia-films-is-they-don-t-show-they-killed-children-and-women-in-the-street-1.3793783
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“The more we read about Sicily and the mafia, the more we questioned the glamour of mafia movies,” Longinotto says. ”We’ve all seen Francis Ford Coppola’s The Godfather. I was reading about Coppola and supposedly he said that he didn’t know anything about the mafia when he was making The Godfather. He based them on his family. And I thought: yes, that’s the problem.
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“In mafia films, they’re always these glamorous cowboy types in sharp suits and played by beautiful people like Al Pacino. Or they have the great writing of The Sopranos. You don’t see them in the way that the people of Sicily saw them. You don’t learn about the code of silence and how an entire society was brutalised. You hear about code of honour. You don’t know that they killed children and women in the street.”
All lies and jest still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. – Paul Simon
When something becomes embedded in a culture, it becomes true regardless of whether or not one can disprove it empirically. I grew up surrounded by people who were absolutely certain they were following God’s word as revealed in the Holy Bible. I’ve never been certain of anything. Do I envy their certitude? I don’t know.
As usual you’re correct. Regarding “Chalk & talk”, I owe most of my success to that, literally. But I do remember some encouraging wisdom my junior-high algebra teacher used frequently, that learning doesn’t happen via the the process of osmosis. https://words.usask.ca/gmcte/2013/07/31/learning-through-osmosis/
The BORK is strong in this one.
Chalk & talk.
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“And just think of all the millions of people who never had all that technology to distract them yet they still manage to get an education. Boggles the mind. Just think! If Albert Einstein had a Ryzen…”
So many fallacies here… Yes, lots of people only had a sixth grade education and they did just fine. Lots of people eat at McDonald’s, more than nearly any other restaurant, so they must have the best food, right?
Heck, I didn’t have a computer until after high school, so how the heck did I manage to get an education during a worldwide pandemic???
As for Einstein, perhaps if he *did* have access to the computing power we have now, he indeed would have gotten a lot more done. If Mozart had access to modern computerized composition tools, not to mention synthesizers and libraries of world music, who knows what he might have come up with.
Too bad all of that is irrelevant. In a world where one cannot have in-person classes, adequate technology makes a *lot* of difference, more so than usual.
“Busting their butts? Shouldn’t they be working smarter not harder? Aren’t they just like employees everywhere? Required to engage in enormous amounts of time-wasting activities…”
The difference is, most people do all that time-wasting stuff while they’re on the clock. Teachers have been doing all this learning and developing materials and planning *on their own time*, in addition to teaching. (Or during the summer when, fun fact, they don’t get paid.)
“Roger makes his living sucking on the teat of the public school system.”
Yes, I do work for a company that, among other things, creates software for school districts. And my wife is, indeed, a public school teacher. And I’m on the board of the PTSA at my kids’ elementary & middle schools.
So, yes, I do know about the public school system and education in general. Why, do you prefer to get your info from people who don’t know what they’re talking about and just pull stuff out of their tuchus? Oh, wait, this is Crookely’s blog, so… yeah.
Cool! You ever work in New York? They pay Union teachers to sit on their ass in a room because they can’t fire them. There are good teachers. But a lot of them never end up in a class room because of the rules created by unions and districts. Must have a degree! Doesn’t matter if its in art history! As long as it’s a degree.
My sister took early retirement from the newspaper for which she worked. Ended up as a substitute teacher to make ends meet. Was absolutely devastated at how petty teachers and students were.
At the end of my son’s first school year, I signed him up for their summer day camp. Everyday I dropped him off and watched the dumpsters fill with tons of high quality printed matter. And I mean the quality of the raw material not the content. That’s where your tax dollars go.
The first time I read Dumbing Us Down, I thought it was cow manure. But the man spent almost 30 years teaching. So obviously he didn’t know what he was talking about. Apparently, neither did Neil Postman.
I’ve been reading and thinking about school most of my adult life. I don’t expect to change your mind. But, at some point, I began to ask myself if the way school is executed in the U.S. is a good way or a better way or the best way. I have yet to find a satisfactory answer. I occasionally send a letter to the local newspaper decrying some new twist in public education. Occasionally, they print them. And I’ll get a postcard from someone who tells me I’m full of sh*t. Anonymously, of course. Much like myself on this blog. There’s some guy who has called me twice to join his conservative group of whiners because I’m in the book and the newspaper will not print anything without a name and phone number to verify. I don’t think I’m conservative but I know I’m not liberal. And I’m not a social justice warrior. YMMV.
But after reading Dumbing Us Down, I began to see correlations between Mr. Gatto’s writing and the damage being done to my son. I questioned things and immediately got pushback. It was weird. Everyone insisted they knew what they were doing while failing to do much of anything at all.
BTW, you never answered my question.
Teachers first or students?
And I don’t think Einstein would have accomplished more with a computer. Most of his spare time would have been spent rebooting after updates. Which makes one wonder . . . Would he have been a Microsoft proponent? Apple? Linux?
I seem to recall David Gerrold once claimed he didn’t start out to become a computer “expert”. He just wanted to get some work done.
Oh, Roger! You silly moon calf! Stop trying to sharpen your wit on such a dull tool as myself. You’ll only hate yourself in the long run.
“Normally, I would agree with this 100%. But Crookely’s kids are *all over* the Kickstarter project. It was supposedly their idea and their project and Crookely was just helping out.”
I feel sorry for Roger’s wife and kids. Can you imagine what its like to be interrupted every 30 seconds while Roger mansplains the ethical structure of the universe?
Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Technology is irrelevant. It changes too often to be useful. 10 years ago my son was being taught how to use PowerPoint. I pointed out that by the time he entered the job market, something else would have taken it’s place. I encouraged him not to specialize too much because it makes you virtually unemployable. I’ve encountered a number of people educated to the point of no return. They’re overqualified and cannot find a job in their chosen field. Where’s the guidance counselor then? The one that broke my heart was the fellow who had a degree in electronic engineering. He had to work for Hewlett-Packard troubleshooting laser printers as field service instead of helping them design crappier printers that lock the customer into using only HP products. So, not all that terrible. But I hope he found that for which he was looking.
‘That is simply not true.’
Nothing about public schooling is simple. Which is why it’s difficult to change anything. In some ways it’s like policing. There aren’t enough resources to do everything everyone wants to do so the default is to do what you can do. Nobody wants the school system to police mental health but the school system will grab at it so they can ask for more money. And there’s the rub; the school district will take on more and more responsibility. All that responsibility requires accountability. All that accountability requires more personpower. All that personpower requires more management. All that management requires . . . I don’t know. Administration? This leads to more policy which leads to more administration which leads to more policy which leads to more administration which leads to more policy which leads to stagnation. I’ve witnessed results-oriented people burn out in a matter of months because they cannot overcome the empires built to maintain the status quo.
Gee, Roger! I was reading an article on The Atlantic Monthly website about “burnout” and it sound a lot like your description of over-worked teachers.
Ya might wanna check it out . . .
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2021/03/how-tell-if-you-have-burnout/618250/
More on the subject of school . . .
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/07/california-dream-dying/619509/
The following is an excerpt from the above-linked article.
Perhaps most consequentially, wealthy NIMBYs and the residential segregation they wrought pushed more students into the most overcrowded, under-performing schools. “L.A. finds itself in the strange position of having built 130 new schools for not a single new student in the system,” Morrow wrote, “because public schools in affluent areas are emptying out … while schools in poor areas are running over capacity, in part due to the underlying land use policy changes.” Throughout California, quality school districts drive nearby real-estate prices sky high, and homeowners who pay the premium are averse to allowing new apartments that would give more poor or non-English-speaking families access to what they consider “their” schools.
Gloria romero, a former Democratic majority leader in the California State Senate, has a name for the relationship between California’s dysfunctional housing policy and an educational system that is ranked among the nation’s worst. “It’s zip-code education,” she told me. “If you’re rich you can go anywhere––a good public school, a private school––but if you’re poor you can’t afford to move to a district or a neighborhood with a good public school. You’re stuck. Those five digits fast-track too many kids to the prison system, or if they’re really lucky, into remedial college classes too many don’t pass.”
A recent Education Week ranking put California schools 23rd in the country. According to a 2017 study by GreatSchools, a national nonprofit, “African American and Hispanic students [in California] are 11 times less likely than white and Asian students to attend a school with strong results for their student group. Only 2% of African American students and 6% of Hispanic students attend a high performing and high opportunity school for their student group, compared with 59% of white and 73% of Asian students.”
While in the state legislature, Romero made education a top priority, sponsoring numerous reform bills, including a so-called parent-trigger law that allows parents at a failing public school to decide how it ought to be restructured. At times, she says, Democratic colleagues lambasted her for putting them in the awkward position of taking a vote in which public opinion was at odds with the California Teachers Association, which she calls the state’s fourth branch of government. “I believe in unions,” she told me. “But public education in California isn’t run with the best interest of the children in mind. It starts with adults—their salaries, pensions, and perks––and what gets left over is for kids.”
She has long called herself a pro-choice Democrat: She not only supports reproductive rights, but she’s also pro–public schools, pro–charter schools, pro-vouchers, pro whatever maximizes the options available to families in the state’s failing system. And after years of writing laws to try to reform schools, she decided to start and run her own organization, partnering with the charter-school leader Jason Watts on Scholarship Prep Charter School. (Romero has since left Scholarship Prep due to a personnel dispute and co-founded another network of charter schools, a model she continues to champion.) Scholarship Prep opened its first campus in Santa Ana in 2016, and The Wall Street Journal reported that “about 90% of its 300-some students qualify for a free or reduced-price lunch” and “most parents walk their kids to school because they don’t own cars.”
I met with Romero at a sister campus in Oceanside, a racially and economically mixed city at the edge of Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton, in North San Diego County. As at the Santa Ana campus, Scholarship Prep Oceanside runs from kindergarten through eighth grade and emphasizes academic rigor and extracurricular activities, like athletics, music, and dance, that help students from working-class backgrounds secure as many college scholarships as possible. Out front is a “walk of honor,” a path flanked by flags from different colleges, chosen not only for their academic rigor but also for their rate of success at graduating scholarship students. “At Cal State L.A., I taught kids who had done everything right,” Romero explained. “They took the high-school exit exam, were the first in their family to go to college. But as soon as I assigned them a report, I thought, They can’t write! They need remedial classes that won’t count toward their degree. Kids would take seven years to do their B.A., trying to undo 12 years of negligence in public schools, and their scholarships would run out.”
At Scholarship Prep, each classroom is named after a university, such as “Room Notre Dame,” where that school’s colors, blue and gold, are everywhere. Over the course of the year, students learn where their particular college is on a map of the country, sing its fight song, follow its sports teams, and talk about its history. The next year, they’ll familiarize themselves with another school; then another the following year. By high school, rather than panic when it’s time to take the PSAT, or regret the bad grades of their sophomore year when they apply to the University of California at San Diego, they’ll have been thinking about where and how to go to college on scholarship for most of their lives. Their parents will have absorbed the nine-year acculturation, too.
“Parents seek us out to escape a system where wealth, reflected in housing values, determines the education your kids get,” Romero said. She believes charter schools to be “like the Statue of Liberty: Give us those who yearn for education. I call them refugees from the public-education system. We can’t wait to change how housing works. These kids are growing up. They need good schools now!”
To underscore the urgency, she grabbed a parent who happened by while we were talking. Jackie Howe was eight when her family fled Vietnam during the exodus of refugees after the war. They were resettled on the eastern edge of Los Angeles County. She remembers the Mendoza Elementary School in Pomona for its poor quality. “We came here with nothing,” she told me. “Education is vital to our survival. But I’ve noticed that all these years later, choices are still very limited for immigrant children like mine. I worked with the district. My friends and I volunteered and donated money. But we didn’t see the quality that should be available to our kids.” That’s how she found herself supporting Romero in trying to expand Scholarship Prep to Oceanside. As Howe remembers it, there was opposition from some local officials. “We were shocked,” she said. “They said that this is too high rigor for kids in this community. I thought, What does that say about your dreams for these kids?”
“I was told we were being ‘too aspirational,’” Romero said. “Can you imagine?”
Nothing in the above excerpt is in conflict with analyses made by John Taylor Gatto more than 20 years ago.
Drive safely; buckle up; wear a mask.
https://www.politicsweb.co.za/documents/bee-laws-will-be-catastrophic–zakhele-mbhele
“….ICASA is already jeopardising foreign investment. It is being reported that Elon Musk’s rollout of SpaceX’s Starlink Internet service in South Africa might be at risk due to the enforcement of the new regulations…”
Duh: just like Tesla’s SolarCity acquisition wasn’t about *Tesla* – https://antipaucity.com/2016/06/26/teslas-solarcity-bid-isnt-about-energy-production/#.YIhj32gpBAc
Musk is a *very* long-term planner/thinker
Starlink is one of many steps on the staircase to interplanetary civilization
Duh: Solar City was about bailing out his cousins and his own portfolio as the largest shareholder at the expense of Tesla’s early investors.
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https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/tesla-shareholder-lawsuit-against-solarcity-deal-set-to-proceed-1.1041096
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How sad is it that people like this exist? Musk is great at promotion but even he would laugh at some jagoff believing this shit. Yeah, it’s not about the $500 million he converted from a failing company into Tesla stock. It’s about… Mars. Yeah. Mars.
“How sad is it that people like this exist?”
So . . . you’re in favor of eugenics?
Really?
So’s Newt Gingrich.
Mark Stephen’s (aka Cringely) is a day tripper. The Beatles song pretty much sums him up. Still no word on what this alleged book review is. I suspect we’re supposed to get wound up and excited so the scammer has an easy time with whatever nonsense Mineserver excuses poor out of the thrice gazzumped and long past delayed statement on the issue.
She’s got a ticket to Ryde. But she don’t care!
Elias Eccli created a beautiful visualization of the starlink constellation build-out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rddTXl_7Wr8
@Howard
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In the publishing industry this is called “fanwank”. What you have a lot of people doing is riding the Musk hype train because Musk is instant clickbait. It’s all very good but largely an American phenomena. If you can’t do anything yourself or are not involved with it in any way it’s easier to produce a low level rip-off which dodges intellectual property rights, or put up a simulation, or put up a picture. You can even steal a picture like the man who wasn’t on the investigating team and who ripped off the report of Three Mile Island and called it a book – the not a mini-Musk or micro-Musk or nano-Musk but pico-Musk Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) Eldorado Space!
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Not only did Mark Stephens not land anything on the moon (remember that?) but never launched or owned anything that would launch. His house also didn’t burn down unlike the CEO of the group which owns Pornhub whose lavish mansion actually did burn down last week.
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Mark Stephens still hasn’t published the receipts of his alleged insurance claim. Did it ever happen?
The illusion of the right to privacy has collapsed. Again.
What a sorry piece of trash that constantly bitching slut.
One day she’ll bite her lip and taste her own venom.
Such a sore bitch harping over losing 100 bucks…
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2021/04/real-reason-young-adults-seem-slow-grow/618733/
Nicked this off THE REGISTER!
Speaking of malicious acronyms. A teacher friend of mine used to write “Still Has Initial Trouble” as the first sentence of his report card entry for kids he didn’t like. No one ever cottoned on.
Its all a game. And inside I’m just the same. My fried egg makes me sick first thing in the morning.
Against School*
John Taylor Gatto**
How public education cripples our kids, and why
I taught for thirty years in some of the worst schools in Manhattan, and in some of the best, and during that time I became an expert in boredom. Boredom was everywhere in my world, and if you asked the kids, as I often did, why they felt so bored, they always gave the same answers: They said the work was stupid, that it made no sense, that they already knew it. They said they wanted to be doing something real, not just sitting around. They said teachers didn’t seem to know much about their subjects and clearly weren’t interested in learning more. And the kids were right: their teachers were every bit as bored as they were.
Boredom is the common condition of schoolteachers, and anyone who has spent time in a teachers’ lounge can vouch for the low energy, the whining, the dispirited attitudes, to be found there. When asked why they feel bored, the teachers tend to blame the kids, as you might expect. Who wouldn’t get bored teaching students who are rude and interested only in grades? If even that. Of course, teachers are themselves products of the same twelve-year compulsory school programs that so thoroughly bore their students, and as school personnel they are trapped inside structures even more rigid than those imposed upon the children. Who, then, is to blame?
We all are. My grandfather taught me that. One afternoon when I was seven I complained to him of boredom, and he batted me hard on the head. He told me that I was never to use that term in his presence again, that if I was bored it was my fault and no one else’s. The obligation to amuse and instruct myself was entirely my own, and people who didn’t know that were childish people, to be avoided if possible. Certainly not to be trusted. That episode cured me of boredom forever, and here and there over the years I was able to pass on the lesson to some remarkable student. For the most part, however, I found it futile to challenge the official notion that boredom and childishness were the natural state of affairs in the classroom. Often I had to defy custom, and even bend the law, to help kids break out of this trap.
The empire struck back, of course; childish adults regularly conflate opposition with disloyalty. I once returned from a medical leave to discover that all evidence of my having been granted the leave had been purposely destroyed, that my job had been terminated, and that I no longer possessed even a teaching license. After nine months of tormented effort I was able to retrieve the license when a school secretary testified to witnessing the plot unfold. In the meantime my family suffered more than I care to remember. By the time I finally retired in 1991, I had more than enough reason to think of our schools – with their long-term, cell-block-style, forced confinement of both students and teachers – as virtual factories of childishness. Yet I honestly could not see why they had to be that way. My own experience had revealed to me what many other teachers must learn along the way, too, yet keep to themselves for fear of reprisal: if we wanted to we could easily and inexpensively jettison the old, stupid structures and help kids take an education rather than merely receive a schooling. We could encourage the best qualities of youthfulness – curiosity, adventure, resilience, the capacity for surprising insight – simply by being more flexible about time, texts, and tests, by introducing kids to truly competent adults, and by giving each student what autonomy he or she needs in order to take a risk every now and then.
But we don’t do that. And the more I asked why not, and persisted in thinking about the “problem” of schooling as an engineer might, the more I missed the point: What if there is no “problem” with our schools? What if they are the way they are, so expensively flying in the face of common sense and long experience in how children learn things, not because they are doing something wrong but because they are doing something right? Is it possible that George W. Bush accidentally spoke the truth when he said we would “leave no child behind”? Could it be that our schools are designed to make sure not one of them ever really grows up?
Do we really need school? I don’t mean education, just forced schooling: six classes a day, five days a week, nine months a year, for twelve years. Is this deadly routine really necessary? And if so, for what? Don’t hide behind reading, writing, and arithmetic as a rationale, because 2 million happy homeschoolers have surely put that banal justification to rest. Even if they hadn’t, a considerable number of well-known Americans never went through the twelve-year wringer our kids currently go through, and they turned out all right. George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln? Someone taught them, to be sure, but they were not products of a school system, and not one of them was ever “graduated” from a secondary school. Throughout most of American history, kids generally didn’t go to high school, yet the unschooled rose to be admirals, like Farragut; inventors, like Edison; captains of industry, like Carnegie and Rockefeller; writers, like Melville and Twain and Conrad; and even scholars, like Margaret Mead. In fact, until pretty recently people who reached the age of thirteen weren’t looked upon as children at all. Ariel Durant, who co-wrote an enormous, and very good, multivolume history of the world with her husband, Will, was happily married at fifteen, and who could reasonably claim that Ariel Durant was an uneducated person? Unschooled, perhaps, but not uneducated.
We have been taught (that is, schooled) in this country to think of “success” as synonymous with, or at least dependent upon, “schooling,” but historically that isn’t true in either an intellectual or a financial sense. And plenty of people throughout the world today find a way to educate themselves without resorting to a system of compulsory secondary schools that all too often resemble prisons. Why, then, do Americans confuse education with just such a system? What exactly is the purpose of our public schools?
Mass schooling of a compulsory nature really got its teeth into the United States between 1905 and 1915, though it was conceived of much earlier and pushed for throughout most of the nineteenth century. The reason given for this enormous upheaval of family life and cultural traditions was, roughly speaking, threefold:
1) To make good people.
2) To make good citizens.
3) To make each person his or her personal best.
These goals are still trotted out today on a regular basis, and most of us accept them in one form or another as a decent definition of public education’s mission, however short schools actually fall in achieving them. But we are dead wrong. Compounding our error is the fact that the national literature holds numerous and surprisingly consistent statements of compulsory schooling’s true purpose. We have, for example, the great H. L. Mencken, who wrote in The American Mercury for April 1924 that the aim of public education is not to fill the young of the species with knowledge and awaken their intelligence. . . .
Nothing could be further from the truth. The aim.. . is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed and train a standardized citizenry, to put down dissent and originality. That is its aim in the United States . . . and that is its aim everywhere else.
Because of Mencken’s reputation as a satirist, we might be tempted to dismiss this passage as a bit of hyperbolic sarcasm. His article, however, goes on to trace the template for our own educational system back to the now vanished, though never to be forgotten, military state of Prussia. And although he was certainly aware of the irony that we had recently been at war with Germany, the heir to Prussian thought and culture, Mencken was being perfectly serious here. Our educational system really is Prussian in origin, and that really is cause for concern.
The odd fact of a Prussian provenance for our schools pops up again and again once you know to look for it. William James alluded to it many times at the turn of the century. Orestes Brownson, the hero of Christopher Lasch’s 1991 book, The True and Only Heaven, was publicly denouncing the Prussianization of American schools back in the 1840s. Horace Mann’s “Seventh Annual Report” to the Massachusetts State Board of Education in 1843 is essentially a paean to the land of Frederick the Great and a call for its schooling to be brought here. That Prussian culture loomed large in America is hardly surprising, given our early association with that utopian state. A Prussian served as Washington’s aide during the Revolutionary War, and so many German- speaking people had settled here by 1795 that Congress considered publishing a German-language edition of the federal laws. But what shocks is that we should so eagerly have adopted one of the very worst aspects of Prussian culture: an educational system deliberately designed to produce mediocre intellects, to hamstring the inner life, to deny students appreciable leadership skills, and to ensure docile and incomplete citizens – all in order to render the populace “manageable.”
It was from James Bryant Conant – president of Harvard for twenty years, WWI poison-gas specialist, WWII executive on the atomic-bomb project, high commissioner of the American zone in Germany after WWII, and truly one of the most influential figures of the twentieth century – that I first got wind of the real purposes of American schooling. Without Conant, we would probably not have the same style and degree of standardized testing that we enjoy today, nor would we be blessed with gargantuan high schools that warehouse 2,000 to 4,000 students at a time, like the famous Columbine High in Littleton, Colorado. Shortly after I retired from teaching I picked up Conant’s 1959 book-length essay, The Child the Parent and the State, and was more than a little intrigued to see him mention in passing that the modern schools we attend were the result of a “revolution” engineered between 1905 and 1930. A revolution? He declines to elaborate, but he does direct the curious and the uninformed to Alexander Inglis’s 1918 book, Principles of Secondary Education, in which “one saw this revolution through the eyes of a revolutionary.”
Inglis, for whom a lecture in education at Harvard is named, makes it perfectly clear that compulsory schooling on this continent was intended to be just what it had been for Prussia in the 1820s: a fifth column into the burgeoning democratic movement that threatened to give the peasants and the proletarians a voice at the bargaining table. Modern, industrialized, compulsory schooling was to make a sort of surgical incision into the prospective unity of these underclasses. Divide children by subject, by age-grading, by constant rankings on tests, and by many other more subtle means, and it was unlikely that the ignorant mass of mankind, separated in childhood, would ever reintegrate into a dangerous whole.
Inglis breaks down the purpose – the actual purpose – of modem schooling into six basic functions, any one of which is enough to curl the hair of those innocent enough to believe the three traditional goals listed earlier:
1) The adjustive or adaptive function. Schools are to establish fixed habits of reaction to authority. This, of course, precludes critical judgment completely. It also pretty much destroys the idea that useful or interesting material should be taught, because you can’t test for reflexive obedience until you know whether you can make kids learn, and do, foolish and boring things.
2) The integrating function. This might well be called “the conformity function,” because its intention is to make children as alike as possible. People who conform are predictable, and this is of great use to those who wish to harness and manipulate a large labor force.
3) The diagnostic and directive function. School is meant to determine each student’s proper social role. This is done by logging evidence mathematically and anecdotally on cumulative records. As in “your permanent record.” Yes, you do have one.
4) The differentiating function. Once their social role has been “diagnosed,” children are to be sorted by role and trained only so far as their destination in the social machine merits – and not one step further. So much for making kids their personal best.
5) The selective function. This refers not to human choice at all but to Darwin’s theory of natural selection as applied to what he called “the favored races.” In short, the idea is to help things along by consciously attempting to improve the breeding stock. Schools are meant to tag the unfit – with poor grades, remedial placement, and other punishments – clearly enough that their peers will accept them as inferior and effectively bar them from the reproductive sweepstakes. That’s what all those little humiliations from first grade onward were intended to do: wash the dirt down the drain.
6) The propaedeutic function. The societal system implied by these rules will require an elite group of caretakers. To that end, a small fraction of the kids will quietly be taught how to manage this continuing project, how to watch over and control a population deliberately dumbed down and declawed in order that government might proceed unchallenged and corporations might never want for obedient labor.
That, unfortunately, is the purpose of mandatory public education in this country. And lest you take Inglis for an isolated crank with a rather too cynical take on the educational enterprise, you should know that he was hardly alone in championing these ideas. Conant himself, building on the ideas of Horace Mann and others, campaigned tirelessly for an American school system designed along the same lines. Men like George Peabody, who funded the cause of mandatory schooling throughout the South, surely understood that the Prussian system was useful in creating not only a harmless electorate and a servile labor force but also a virtual herd of mindless consumers. In time a great number of industrial titans came to recognize the enormous profits to be had by cultivating and tending just such a herd via public education, among them Andrew Carnegie and John D. Rockefeller.
There you have it. Now you know. We don’t need Karl Marx’s conception of a grand warfare between the classes to see that it is in the interest of complex management, economic or political, to dumb people down, to demoralize them, to divide them from one another, and to discard them if they don’t conform. Class may frame the proposition, as when Woodrow Wilson, then president of Princeton University, said the following to the New York City School Teachers Association in 1909: “We want one class of persons to have a liberal education, and we want another class of persons, a very much larger class, of necessity, in every society, to forgo the privileges of a liberal education and fit themselves to perform specific difficult manual tasks.” But the motives behind the disgusting decisions that bring about these ends need not be class-based at all. They can stem purely from fear, or from the by now familiar belief that “efficiency” is the paramount virtue, rather than love, liberty, laughter, or hope. Above all, they can stem from simple greed.
There were vast fortunes to be made, after all, in an economy based on mass production and organized to favor the large corporation rather than the small business or the family farm. But mass production required mass consumption, and at the turn of the twentieth century most Americans considered it both unnatural and unwise to buy things they didn’t actually need. Mandatory schooling was a godsend on that count. School didn’t have to train kids in any direct sense to think they should consume nonstop, because it did something even better: it encouraged them not to think at all. And that left them sitting ducks for another great invention of the modem era – marketing.
Now, you needn’t have studied marketing to know that there are two groups of people who can always be convinced to consume more than they need to: addicts and children. School has done a pretty good job of turning our children into addicts, but it has done a spectacular job of turning our children into children. Again, this is no accident. Theorists from Plato to Rousseau to our own Dr. Inglis knew that if children could be cloistered with other children, stripped of responsibility and independence, encouraged to develop only the trivializing emotions of greed, envy, jealousy, and fear, they would grow older but never truly grow up. In the 1934 edition of his once well-known book Public Education in the United States, Ellwood P. Cubberley detailed and praised the way the strategy of successive school enlargements had extended childhood by two to six years, and forced schooling was at that point still quite new. This same Cubberley – who was dean of Stanford’s School of Education, a textbook editor at Houghton Mifflin, and Conant’s friend and correspondent at Harvard – had written the following in the 1922 edition of his book Public School Administration: “Our schools are . . . factories in which the raw products (children) are to be shaped and fashioned.. . . And it is the business of the school to build its pupils according to the specifications laid down.”
It’s perfectly obvious from our society today what those specifications were. Maturity has by now been banished from nearly every aspect of our lives. Easy divorce laws have removed the need to work at relationships; easy credit has removed the need for fiscal self-control; easy entertainment has removed the need to learn to entertain oneself; easy answers have removed the need to ask questions. We have become a nation of children, happy to surrender our judgments and our wills to political exhortations and commercial blandishments that would insult actual adults. We buy televisions, and then we buy the things we see on the television. We buy computers, and then we buy the things we see on the computer. We buy $150 sneakers whether we need them or not, and when they fall apart too soon we buy another pair. We drive SUVs and believe the lie that they constitute a kind of life insurance, even when we’re upside-down in them. And, worst of all, we don’t bat an eye when Ari Fleischer tells us to “be careful what you say,” even if we remember having been told somewhere back in school that America is the land of the free. We simply buy that one too. Our schooling, as intended, has seen to it.
Now for the good news. Once you understand the logic behind modern schooling, its tricks and traps are fairly easy to avoid. School trains children to be employees and consumers; teach your own to be leaders and adventurers. School trains children to obey reflexively; teach your own to think critically and independently. Well-schooled kids have a low threshold for boredom; help your own to develop an inner life so that they’ll never be bored. Urge them to take on the serious material, the grown-up material, in history, literature, philosophy, music, art, economics, theology – all the stuff schoolteachers know well enough to avoid. Challenge your kids with plenty of solitude so that they can learn to enjoy their own company, to conduct inner dialogues. Well-schooled people are conditioned to dread being alone, and they seek constant companionship through the TV, the computer, the cell phone, and through shallow friendships quickly acquired and quickly abandoned. Your children should have a more meaningful life, and they can.
First, though, we must wake up to what our schools really are: laboratories of experimentation on young minds, drill centers for the habits and attitudes that corporate society demands. Mandatory education serves children only incidentally; its real purpose is to turn them into servants. Don’t let your own have their childhoods extended, not even for a day. If David Farragut could take command of a captured British warship as a preteen, if Thomas Edison could publish a broadsheet at the age of twelve, if Ben Franklin could apprentice himself to a printer at the same age (then put himself through a course of study that would choke a Yale senior today), there’s no telling what your own kids could do. After a long life, and thirty years in the public school trenches, I’ve concluded that genius is as common as dirt. We suppress our genius only because we haven’t yet figured out how to manage a population of educated men and women. The solution, I think, is simple and glorious. Let them manage themselves.
** 09/2003 Harper’s Magazine.
* John Taylor Gatto is a former New York State and New York City Teacher of the Year and the author, most recently, of The Underground History of American Education. He was a participant in the Harper’s Magazine forum “School on a Hill,” which appeared in the September 2001 issue. You can find his web site here.
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“Against School*”
Wow, a whole lot of copyright violation going on there… Good job at killing any credibility you might have had.
Are you kidding? I can’t believe it posted. Considering some of my foolish posts are swallowed whole into the Bit Bucket of No Return. Perhaps Mr. Mark has enough power and control to remove it.
And as for the illusion of credibility, I’ve never had any. Teachers or students?
I’m no expert, but perhaps it’s fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use :
“In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include:
1) the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;
2) the nature of the copyrighted work;
3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.”
Fair use covers excerpts, works in their entirety. So, no, that wasn’t fair use.
Fair use covers excerpts, ***NOT*** works in their entirety. So, no, that wasn’t fair use.
Arrggh!
It’s not Talk Like a Pirate Day, yet!
The Fair Use Notice was placed by the Wes Jones website. If it covers ONLY excerpts then one could possibly post the entire thing in bits and pieces. Still can’t believe it posted at all.
Perhaps Mr. Gatto is well pleased that his words – about not being a well indoctrinated serf – reach a few more readers.
Seems fair.
Against School was published in John Taylor Gatto’s volume, Weapons of Mass Distraction.
It was an independent chapter. There are no substantive changes between it’s original appearance and it’s inclusion in the book.
Therefore, it can be viewed as an EXCERPT from Weapons of Mass Distraction.
Which is moot. Only a Federal court can determine if something has violated copyright.
Drive safely; buckle up; wear a mask.
https://2bcreative.org/?page_id=1674
@Roger . . .
I apologize. I’m slower than mole asses in winter.
“So many fallacies here… Yes, lots of people only had a sixth grade education and they did just fine. Lots of people eat at McDonald’s, more than nearly any other restaurant, so they must have the best food, right?”
Nope! But you can get a day’s worth of calories without spending too much money.
I don’t know how they do things where you are but . . .
Before the pandemic, it was quite common for local public schools to partner with local businesses to “raise” money for local school shortages. One way this was accomplished was to issue a coupon on a monthly basis. A local McDonald’s partnered with my son’s grade school and once a month a coupon would arrive encouraging the student(s) to drag their parent(s) to McDonald’s on a consistently slow business day and buy their “food”. The coupon usually entitled you to something silly (McFlurry comes to mind) as long as you purchased a minimum amount of Happy Meals or Big Macs; I don’t recall off-hand. How dare you bite the hand that feeds public schooling!
There! Now that you’ve been properly admonished, I might also point out that – Lots of people go to public school, more than nearly any other type of school so they must have the best education, right?”
If only Peter Sellers was still with us.
@EVERYONE EVERYWHERE EVERYWHEN?
http://www.unwelcomeguests.net/archive/audiobooks/Underground%20History%20of%20American%20Education/Underground%20History%20of%20American%20Education%20Audiobook.zip
http://www.unwelcomeguests.net/archive/audiobooks/Underground%20History%20of%20American%20Education/Underground%20History%20of%20American%20Education%20Audiobook.zip
Gee . . . maybe Roger’s right. Maybe I should go back to school? Aww, who am I kiddin’? That’s another thing I’m never gonna do!
Is it really necessary to post everything that catches your fancy? There are 96 (now 97) comments here and you’ve posted 37 of them. I’m sure some of them are interesting but nobody is really enlightened by a comments section full of links from 2003 posted by one guy.
Nope!
Just waiting to see when Roger drives by my house.
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I don’t like explosions that much. Waiting for the discovery and deployment of Cavorite or dilithium crystals. Or even the space elevator. Meanwhile (and speaking of explosions) down here on the planet, another snazzy, souped-up, self-driving vehicle ends a living person’s life in a fiery crash. An old joke about car crashes used to say that the part of the automobile causing the most accidents was the nut behind the wheel. Now the nut is asleep in the back seat.
And now, for something completely different.
https://gizmodo.com/60-of-school-apps-are-sharing-your-kids-data-with-thir-1846819024
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/vulnerable-dell-driver-puts-hundreds-of-millions-of-systems-at-risk/
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/03/opinion/public-school-culture-wars.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage
https://www.cringely.com/2008/12/16/surviving-2009/
> Theft of smart phones and Internet centric devices will become a big
> problem. Thieves will figure out how to steal identity information, raid bank
> accounts and investments, and so on. This will become a big problem.
In April 2007 — one year and eight months prior to this ‘prediction’ — the Estonian nation-state economy, at that time the most mobile Internet-connected infrastructure of its ilk (citizens processing day-to-day deposits, payments, wire-transfers from their handheld phones, etc., before Venmo), was brought down for ~22 days by almost-certainly-Russian activists, using a combination of DDoS and device-centric identity exploits.
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I was on my extended Euro honeymoon in Tallinn. Though contained, the local 3-week impact was severe.
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This article is valuable, not for its forward-looking perspicacity, but because Bob/Mark wasn’t even able to plagiarize or retrofit the news event in a timely manner; the ‘prediction’ is rehashing a past occurrence of a well-known catastrophe (well known within the cybersecurity industry, anyway) which happened nearly 2 yrs earlier. Said Estonian attack also receives an homage (and slight modernization) in the TV series Mr. Robot.
Re: “This article is valuable…because Bob… wasn’t…able to plagiarize or retrofit the news event in a timely manner…”
Why does his inability to plagiarize, or retrofit news in a timely manner, make his article valuable?
The way I parse it, it means that BobMark CringelyStephenson has been lying his ass off for a long time. Claiming to predict something that’s already happened would be the first clue. YMMV.
And had Mr. PHD not shared this with us, we might not have known.
He said “this article is valuable”. Which article is valuable? I understand any and all comments about Bob’s credibility issue, ever since the failure of Mineserver, so I guess my question in this case has more to do with sentence structure.
I believe PhD was responding to the link I posted from 2008 regarding Mr. Bob’s predictions for 2009. I thought it was interesting to read in spite of the spam in the comments.
16 days since this article.
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41 days since a promised book review and then Mineserver update.
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Still not delivering on promises. No integrity left.
So is anyone else amused by IBM boasting about how SMALL their new 2 nm chip is . . .
@Gnarfle
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If IBM are willy waving someone needs to tell IBM that’s not a penis that’s a clitoris.
I blush.
Too slow . . . If it is actually 2 nm that explains why it’s difficult to find. *Rimshot*
The topic for today – Is Roger on the spectrum?
I suspect that he is. Mainly because he spent so much time refuting hyperbole. Others might have recognized the exaggeration as an attempt at humor; Roger did not seem to do so. He also seems to have a very black and white grasp of reality.
I once worked with a gentleman whose unrelenting logic drove people nuts. He was a very good programmer but a very unhappy individual. He was murdered in his home in July of 1997. Some years after that, I encountered a man who claimed to have Asperger’s Syndrome. He had many characteristics in common with my friend. Whenever I watch The Big Bang Theory, I recognize my late friend in the characterization of Sheldon Cooper. And I miss him.
Sorry… It’s not a topic for today, or any other day… at least on a public blog. I’m hoping we can keep the focus on the topics/issues raised by Bob’s/Mark’s posts.
Hmmm . . . thought I smelled gas.
Could you turn down the lights, please?
“I’m hoping we can keep the focus on the topics/issues raised by Bob’s/Mark’s posts.”
Like that he’s a lying liar who lies even about being a lying liar who lies?
Spirited debate is the backbone of democracy. Even though it always devolves in to name-calling, character assassination, and sometimes losing an election.
Gosh, I’m sorry I even posted that. I realized, when looking back over this wall of text, that 97% of my content is pointless drivel meant to distract or inflame. I also realize that I sort of backhandedly demeaned neuro-atypical people by reducing them to token behaviors and caricatures, which really wasn’t very nice of me. I can’t promise that I won’t post more garbage in future, but, by all means, continue to ignore it if I do.
Are you OK? It’s alright, no one is going to snitch and get you sent away for re-education.
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I think.
Thank you for sharing that with us.
Based upon most persons response to Bob’s columns, I reasonably believed that pointless drivel was the point. And, of course, I’m a failure. I was trying for 100%.
Some of my best friends are Neuro-atypical.
Anyway, Mom, it was nice to hear from you.
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Oh, cancel me not on the lonesome prairie!
Actually, not a bad simulation of the voices in my head. You forgot to use the phrase F*CKTARD.
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So what’s this alleged book review Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) is supposed to be publishing? He’s not so sad he’s doing a review of a book written under another pen name under a vanity publisher? Like, is he going full Timecube on us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMqTat4dUoY
Should I be annoyed or flattered?
Someone took the time to attempt to impersonate me.
Is that a bug or a feature?
Maybe both:
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fudzilla.com%2Fmedia%2Fk2%2Fitems%2Fcache%2F472ef8c4f6c4835b5f16f4631d2d7c41_XL.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fudzilla.com%2Fnews%2F48975-microsoft-bug-was-a-feature&tbnid=TiQ1XKxoE9jFyM&vet=12ahUKEwjFzInH2sXwAhUVg54KHTdDACIQMyghegUIARCNAg..i&docid=F4JwCxXrdd4GvM&w=750&h=562&itg=1&q=bug%20or%20feature&ved=2ahUKEwjFzInH2sXwAhUVg54KHTdDACIQMyghegUIARCNAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wvLOukoqCA
@Gnarfle
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Nobody can escape the Timecube.
Otis Ray?
Is that kinda sorta like a Tardis?
Gnarfle is Bob.
Doing a roll-call:
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Gnarfle is Bob …
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Trashtalk is Bob …
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Howard is Bob …
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Mark Stephens is Bob …
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Roger Sinasohn is absolutely definitely Bob …
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At this point, who in the ‘verse ISN’T Bob?
Damn! That was funny! Funniest thing I’ve read on this site in a long time.
You’re welcome!
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… and we shall all live on … Planet Bob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI_8I0BoJr4
https://sumitgup.medium.com/why-did-apple-build-their-own-arm-m1-cpu-chip-2fdd88db9b36
Any good blog(S) bitchin’ about Amazon.com?
Its fun to size a shirt; choose a color; try to order it; find out it’s “Currently Unavailable”; and be prompted to ADD this to your wish list.
Amazon suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder.
Or is it Algorithm Deficit Disorder? Amazon Deficit Disorder?
Well, no matter.
Bob’s is much better looking than I.
Nana Nana! Nana Nana! Hey! Hey! Goodbye!
Oops!
Almost let my secret slip.
Since I’ve been banned from Twitter for the foreseeable future, I’ll just bide my time hear.
NaNa NaNa! NaNa! NaNa! Hey! Hey! Goodbye!
Re: “my secret”
What secret?
If I tell you, it won’t be a secret.
Seriously, RonC, you can safely ignore anything I post here. Or anywhere else, for that matter.
Everyone else does.
NaNa! NaNa! NaNa! NaNa! Hey! Hey! Goodbye!
the sort of Internet-connected world envisioned by President Biden, making him a winner, too.
—–Nope. He will always be the person frauded into office by the tech giants. Fascism writ large.
Globally it might mean the end of censorship, which is bad for China and good for non-China
—— is Bob the world’s biggest naive fanboi? Yes he is. Like China is the only one doing censorship. Youtube removes videos all the time. What is this but censorship? What’s that you say Bob? It’s OK when we do it ?????? Riiiiiiight
Yet another screed of pointless drivel.
When I was younger, many businesses displayed signs that read as follows :
No Shirt No Shoes No Service!
Business that don’t set limits on what a customer or employee may or may not do, are just asking for trouble. The company for which I used to work would send out a memo about every 45 days. The content of the memo never changed. It was always from Human Resources. And it always reinforced that sexual harassment would not be tolerated. And most people would begin gossiping, wondering who was doing who or failing to do who. I asked the director of HR why, because it seemed pointless to me. But in some industries, employee turnover is so great, you have to keep reminding new employees (as well as current employees) what the rules are. If you don’t, someone, somewhere, will claim they didn’t know about it. But, it also demonstrates that Human Resources is designed to protect the company, not the employee.
The irony is that the CEO and Chairman of the Board was harassing the hell out of his secretary. And she had the presence of mind to record every drunken phone call.
$250,000 and a used BMW and she went away happy.
Your complaint is pointless until you define what you mean by censorship.
Here endeth the drivel.
http://americaviaerica.blogspot.com/p/speech.html
I miss Computer Shopper.
“For the geek strong enough to carry it”, as they almost said of the massive Sunday NYT.
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Ah, the days of the phonebook as shield and cudgel …
Is there any where on the internet that is just republishing the comments from here? Ive been reading this blog sing 56k dialup days, but i totally ignore the published content and go straight to the comments now. It pains me that i pay the headline act with eyeballs….when his content is just the catalyst for comments
I em Spartacus!
ON TOPIC
https://www.theverge.com/22435030/starlink-satellite-internet-spacex-review
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/12/teardown-of-dishy-mcflatface-the-spacex-starlink-user-terminal/
“Is it really necessary to post everything that catches your fancy? There are 96 (now 97) comments here and you’ve posted 37 of them. I’m sure some of them are interesting but nobody is really enlightened by a comments section full of links from 2003 posted by one guy.” Copyright 2021 GRANVILLE
I’m sorry, Its part of my community service agreement.
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https://news.utexas.edu/2014/05/16/mcraven-urges-graduates-to-find-courage-to-change-the-world/
That was your 82nd comment in a thread of 163 comments. Congrats on the ratio or whatever it is you’re trying to do outside of convince everyone you’re a fucking nutjob.
Gee! If I curled up and died every time someone told me I was Nucking Futz, I’d have been dead a thousand years before you were born.
Thanks for sharing!
“CRAZY” IS A word that does some dirty cultural work. It is a flip way of referencing mental illness, yes. But it’s also a slippery label that has little to do with how a person’s brain works and everything to do with how she is culturally received. Calling someone crazy is the ultimate silencing technique. It robs a person of her very subjectivity. — Amanda Hess, May 18, 2021, New York Times, Sinead O’Connor Remembers Things Differently
Freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit. — Jim C. Hines, March 12, 2012, Freedom of Speech 101
Thank you, Mr. Trump.
Hell is other people.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
Not many people realise that fixing something involves magic. You have to say the right swear words in the right order with the right cadence at the right time. Get the incantation wrong and bad things will happen.
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Seek not to know the answer; seek to understand the question.
You mean like getting that SHIT kicked out of you on the way home by someone who disagrees with you?
Been there; done that; still have the scars.
Gee, Gnarfle . . . why’nt you post the link?
https://www.jimchines.com/2012/03/freedom-of-speech-101/
Next time you see Gnarfle, tell’em that Gnarfle said that there’s nothing in that link that the average 15 year old Gnarfle doesn’t understand. You posted that quote as if it were somehow an incredibly profound statement.
Gnarfle used to spout stuff like that when Gnarfle was in Gnarfle’s early 20s.
Gnarfle on, Gnarfle! Gnarfle on!
Which Gnarfle gets to arbitrate what is stupid and what is not?
Which Gnarfle gets to arbitrate what is shit and what is not?
Which Gnarfle gets to arbitrate what is stupid shit and what is not?
(Sorry. Gnarfle-mom had to type this for me. I’m not allowed to use the word SH_T.)
Hey! Gnarfle-bot?
The first 25 minutes of The Fisher King is a reasonably accurate portrayal of the consequences of your Jim C. Hines quote.
Of course, shacking up with Mercedes Ruehl does not seem like such a hardship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDBUE7ASdNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDBUE7ASdNo
Nonsense! Complaining publicly and uselessly instead of pursuing a useful and beneficial path is the very soul of the Internet!
https://spacenews.com/spacex-launches-starlink-satellites-and-rideshare-payloads/
It seems Elon read Bob’s article about launching small satellites in space so now he is offering that too as rideshare.
Big difference between Bob and Elon is only one can deliver it and guess who is the one.
The problem is that Bob’s latest article is less than one month old, but Elon’s is 15 years old:
https://www.tesla.com/blog/secret-tesla-motors-master-plan-just-between-you-and-me
OK. Maybe 5 years old: https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux
No Ronc I’m talking here how Bob was talking he would buy all fighter jets type xxx (or whatever jets he was talking about in that article) and use them to launch small satellites in space – remember that one – that was some time ago maybe even last year.
We need to consult Jeremy Reimer about that article – he is Bob’s historian.
Hi Jeremy when was that article written ?
If you read the article you could see that SpaceX launched first rideshare satellites in January so Bob definitely had written about launching small satellites before they did it.
By the way I was just trying to be funny. SpaceX probably had that rideshare plan the day they started planning Starlink constellation. Rocket Lab charges $ 5 million to launch small satellite and SpaceX probably same – that is $ 10 million for 2 of them per launch so why not to make that extra money.
Of course, you’re correct. I was merely referring to what’s relevant to us, our daily tech blog.
The article you’re referring to is here: https://www.cringely.com/2020/01/23/not-dead-yet-what-bob-cringely-has-been-up-to/
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It was posted on January 23, 2020. Like most of Bob’s “big announcements”, there was a small kernel of truth (Bob and his rocket scientist friend Tomas Svitek did briefly meet with Starfighters Inc to “kick the tires”) buried in an avalanche of lies (Bob and his rocket scientist friend had no money or plan to raise money and therefore did not and could not have bought out all the Mach 2.2+ aircraft in the world)
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But it’s not the first time Bob and Tomas wanted to air-launch satellites. They tried to literally “shoot for the moon” and win the Google X-Prize using this technique back in 2007. All that came from that is a really boring 3D rendered video. Bob, of course, was 100% confident that they would win, and proudly boasted of it. See: https://web.archive.org/web/20071011022050/http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/2007/pulpit_20070927_003043.html
Here’s the “boring video”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIDuiHGeL64
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I really mean this critically– the whole point of the video was to try and raise money for a literal moon shot, and yet despite the excitement that would normally accompany such an engineering challenge, the video is mostly looking at simulations of orbits. Bob claimed that Steve Jobs was “this close” to funding it (and that Jobs’ only criticism was that there was “no music”, which he then added in afterwards) but of course there is no evidence that he even met with Jobs to discuss this.
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The video was uploaded in 2012.
The blog post announcing the video (also from 2012) is here: https://www.cringely.com/2012/10/03/steve-jobs-came-within-a-song-of-going-to-the-moon/
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This was back when Cringely still actively replied in the comments on his own blog. The best one is where a poster breaks down in accurate detail why the video completely sucks, and Cringely’s reply is “Congratulations! You’ve not only successfully channeled Steve Jobs, you are in the unique position of going head-to-head with him in evaluating this video. Your criticism is far more scathing than anything Steve had to say. He LIKED it while you literally have nothing positive to say about it. Perhaps you should apply for a job at Apple.”
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That statement alone almost entirely confirms that Jobs never saw the video.
Thank you Jeremy. I know I can count on you anything Bob related.
@Jeremy
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Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) is what we in the sex trade call a “timewaster” and a “cheapass”. The big boasts and none delivery? Has Stephen’s ever apologised for getting anything wrong? Anything late? These are all red flags.
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A significant part of my job is fielding clients and prospective clients. It’s no different from your average sales department job. You get a clue fairly fast if you want to stay in business.
Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) must be bricking it. He knows he’s run out of rope and sunk. There’s nowhere else to turn but to face the music.
Oh, I don’t know. It seems like Cringely is pretty good at never having to face the music.
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He’s 68 years old and supported by his wife. They have a house (clearly it never actually burned down). Even if he never earns any money again, he’ll be fine. Maybe he won’t have a lavish retirement, but he’ll do okay.
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Exactly why the rest of us are so obsessed with his life and future is something I’ve never quite figured out. For myself, I started as a fan (of Accidental Empires the book and Triumph of the Nerds the series) way back in the day. I read his columns on PBS and later here, although intermittently. At the time the Mineserver debacle was going on, I wasn’t even paying much attention to it.
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But the whole Eldorado Space lie fascinated me, and it got me to digging, and I found a trail of lies all the way back to Bob’s original book. Not big lies, not groundbreaking lies, and not enough to invalidate the book or the series, but consistent and perplexing. I couldn’t figure out the motivation behind them. Why box yourself into a corner this way for little to no gain? Where’s the upside?
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And since Bob refuses to ever admit to lying about anything ever, let alone explain his motivations, it’s a mystery that will forever remain unsolved.
Jeremy, while we will never know for sure, my impression is that Bob was setting himself up as a conduit for new people coming into Silicon Valley, who he could tag with fees/ownership stakes in exchange for introductions. He famously published his phone number in Accidental Empires and let everyone know it was in there. Probably 10 years ago I read a long blog from two guys who came to the Valley and met up with him hoping to find investment and treated the whole thing as a vacation/adventure.
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Guy Kawasaki did the same type of thing, he kept his name in public via some (not very good) books and social media and speaking tours so people who had (say) software but no company would reach out to him. He’d give them an office, rah rah talk and make introductions around town and would in exchange get the equivalent of a finder’s fee. He would probably call this “mentoring.” Like “Hey, I’m the guy who speaks to college students and takes them seriously.” It’s a hustle but probably a valid hustle if you actually offer a valuable service to these people and there’s probably no shortage of them who want it.
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This all makes sense to me – the only thing Bob had to sell was connections and a name and anything that makes the latter part bigger helps grease the sales of the first.
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Obviously his connections have died out (literally in some cases) and he hasn’t done much to sustain them, and I would guess most people actively building things have no idea who he is today. I imagine at this point it’s sort of like the caricature of the old Hollywood producer who went from chasing banks and oil sheikhs for money to schmoozing with guys who own restaurants or health clubs and want to put their girlfriend in the picture. The deals get fewer and more ridiculous and the money guys get more sketchy and harder to deal with.
@granville Thank you, this makes perfect sense. It’s all coming together for me now. Guy Kawasaki briefly worked for Apple. Bob (like most of us who follow the industry) was obsessed with Apple. So why not throw in a claim (or three) that Bob was also an Apple alumni? Bob’s never been shy about name-dropping, and making his own brand (which he fiercely defended!) seem more important would definitely help.
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I think the main problem is you can’t be the bullshitter “I’ll help you make connections in the Valley in exchange for equity” guy and be the “I’m running my own crazy startups that I’ll self-promote” guy. The bullshit leaks into your own promotion, people call you out on it, and that scares away investors.
Wow, reading Guy Kawasaki’s Wikipedia page is really eye-opening. He’s of similar age to Bob, and his career is like a parallel universe version of Bob where he found continued success.
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“In a 2006 podcast interview on the online site Venture Voice, Kawasaki said, “What got me to leave is basically I started listening to my own hype, and I wanted to start a software company and really make big bucks.”
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I never paid much attention to Guy, as whenever I heard him in interviews or read his writing it felt like he was really a lightweight huckster, all hot air and no substance. But he was clearly better at being Guy Kawasaki than Bob ever was.
@Jeremy – you can find out how it worked with this piece from one of the guys who wrote ClarisWorks software for Mac.
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http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/users/bob/clarisworks.php
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Interesting piece in its own right but you can skip to Guy’s name on the page for the story. Again, nothing wrong with it if it’s legit, and these guys didn’t seem put out. Having someone like that was probably very useful if you’re just people who prefer to code. But like you say, Guy Kawasaki was better and being Guy Kawasaki than Bob could be.
@granville, that ClarisWorks story was fascinating, thanks for posting that! In retrospect, the founders got what they wanted from Guy (inspiration, a place to work, and a much much better buyout offer from Claris) and Guy got a nice fee, so everyone was happy. I kind of miss the days when two guys in a basement could actually write a piece of application software that competed (and in terms of sales, even dominated!) with Microsoft.
It is a great story, and I think there’s definitely enough nostalgia to make a book out of it. There are youtube videos all over the place about outfits like Sierra Games, BeOS, etc and it’s not all old folks doing it.
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There is also a cultural point to make. I’ve found that Millennials and Gen Z have trouble imagining the use of computers and broader technology creatively. The idea of writing a small app to do something that maybe only you need done is peculiar. Even stuff on the level of writing macros. What I would compare it to is imagining someone from Gen X writing a cable TV descrambler. TV was just a box, everyone got the same box, it had dials or buttons and that was as customizable as anyone needed, and if you wanted the box to do different things, you paid some guy $50 to do it. These generalizations are never totally accurate but that is the sentiment about computers today: it’s a very closed box and if you want it to do something new look for an app or learn a work-around.
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I guess we have seen the same thing in cars, hence Elon Musk and John DeLorean before him. There is a whole bunch of flash and eccentric behavior around them and probably a whole lot of bullshit too, but digging down they’re doing something with an item that most people assumed was “finished” and which was innovated by adding 3 MPG fuel efficiency or butt warmers.
@granville You’re definitely right about modern computing being more “buy this thing and then this other thing” and less about tweaking and scripting. Part of that is more closed technology (iPads and such) and part is ease-of-use and maturation.
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But tinkering is still happening, it’s just moved up a layer on the stack. I was on a call with my best friend a couple of years ago, and his kid suddenly wanted to get on the call to tell me about this Minecraft mod he’d uploaded and how it was in the top ten downloaded list. I checked it out and was legitimately impressed. The kid was 11 at the time.
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That’s when I knew that the next generation was going to be okay.
It is clear that — somewhere around 2013-2014 (and perhaps years earlier) — Bob/Mark spiraled down into the second or third stage of “I’m not as industry-influential as I used to be, my audiences nowadays are maker fairs and small-pitch VC and temporary-fad types” — this was the Marc Roth laser-cutter startup period, which I won’t rehash here, but it’s perhaps worth casually Googling.
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Becoming ‘less famous’ or ‘less influential’ is not, itself, an automatic reason for public disgrace — BUT there seems to be a parallel phenomenon where hucksters and snake-oil sales(wo)men slowly winnow down from “industry leaders + magnates” to “modestly-well-known names” to “niche figures occasionally seen at boardrooms or conferences,” and, finally, “crowdsourcing or philanthropic venues lacking due diligence,” reluctantly forced into progressively more remote exile(s) as a result of their shenanigans.
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This is the progression I’m seeing: I’m Orson Welles (Mark Stephens), I can win Palms d’Or and wrestle studios to my will (I can publish bestsellers, I can rub elbows with Silicon Valley tycoons) –> I’m Orson Welles (Mark Stephens), I can still produce a few artworks with intermittent funding (I can speak at conferences, I can release articles via still-notable periodicals) –> I’m Orson Welles (Mark Stephens), I’ve burned too many bridges, I’m no longer popular, I’m making shoestring productions in my garage (I’ve misspoken and hoodwinked too many people, I don’t get invited to the things I once attended, I’m banished to an Internet soapbox), etc.
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The true(r) parallel is Doug Monahan, of iBackpack Kickstarter fame — Doug is in worse shape than Bob/Mark, though neither story has yet run its course — Monahan just settled with the SEC (in May 2020), making no admission of wrongdoing, but signing an agreement never to conduct crowdsourced biz again.
(Just realized I unwittingly regurgitated Granville’s “Hollywood producer oil sheik” story. Oops. Sorry.)
Better than mine. I was thinking in particular of a ’90s b-movie with Robert Wuhl called “Mistress” in which all of the movie people involved (director, screenwriter, producer) are at their lowest point and arguing over artistic freedom with a bunch of small-time financiers who just want to put their girlfriends in the picture. Good premise though not a great movie.
You piqued my interest so I rented and watched “Mistress” on YouTube (the only place I could find it!) Not a great movie, agreed, but some great actors and a few meaningful moments. The director and producer (of the pretend movie in development hell that is the subject of “Mistress”, not the movie itself) are both idiots, which makes it less impactful when they fail.
Yeah, it belongs to that weird genre of ’90s movies about how awful the movie business is. Also doesn’t help that the movie-within-a-movie sounds even worse than the movie you’re watching, which made me root for the film to never get made.
My cousin wrote and directed “Mistress.” I think the weakness of the movie was that it favored realism over an entertaining story. Coming out around the same time as Robert Altman’s “The Player” didn’t help.
The house lie is perhaps most damning. (Caveat: assuming it WAS a lie, which seems increasingly likely)
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There seems to be no real reason for it. Would have been just as easy to say “We had to evacuate because of the encroaching fires,” or “The back side of the house got badly singed, including two rooms, putting us out-of-pocket for several months,” or “Some of the house’s contents were smoke-damaged, calling business continuity into question.” The florid manifesto “OMG BLURRY ORANGE PICTURE THIS IS THE LAST EVER SEEN OF OUR HOUSE” serves no purpose save for self-aggrandizement. He even likens himself to Job 1:20, for Chrissake.
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Various off-stage developments invite further speculation — very careful retroactive phrasing that “Uhh, well, we lost THE BACK ROOM of the house, maybe not the driveway + truck as I claimed,” and “The [Allstate?] insurance company disputes our claimed material losses,” and “Uhh we very quietly sold the house and relocated out of the hills, 9 months after the alleged fire.” The issue isn’t truly whether his house did or didn’t burn down. Rather, it’s the (melo)dramatic propensity to bundle everything under a grand overarching “MY SIGHT AND DOMICILE ARE SUFFERING AS NO OTHER HUMAN HAS EVER SUFFERED AND ISN’T IT AMAZING THAT I SOLDIER ON” guignol, so as to get some sort of sneaky mulligan or sympathy vote.
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I’ll close by citing a Feb 2020 rejoinder (from Bob/Mark, to Jeremy) — “I don’t know why someone has a burr under their saddle about Eldorado Space, but that’s going fine, we just got our first two launch orders with eight more in the pipeline, we couldn’t do that without airplanes, so watch who you believe, 23 years later I am still here, still writing” — which rings eerily similar to “I don’t care about this, and why should I bother to show you my diploma, I worked for 31 years as a reporter and I don’t care about your story,” in Nov 1998, days before his unmasking and apology.
That “watch who you believe” literally made me laugh out loud at the time. Yeah, who should I believe here, Bob Cringely, who posted a Photoshop of a stolen picture of an airplane, or Rick Svetkoff, the LITERAL FOUNDER OF STARFIGHTERS INCORPORATED, WHO OWNS THE PLANE IN THE PICTURE? Hard choice, that one.
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Happily, Starfighters survived the pandemic just fine and is still working with NASA to test out space equipment. And Eldorado Space remains just a Photoshop of one of their planes, and a one-time $89 filing of incorporation with the State of Delaware. I suppose it was worth it for the ego trip.
Since the other half of Eldorado Space is (apparently) Tomas Svitek, it might be worth pointing out that he is actually a rocket engineer, and has an actual website (https://www.stellar-exploration.com/) and did apparently design a small satellite that launched, along with a solar sail, funded by the Planetary Society and a Kickstarter for $7 million. This launched in 2015 on an Atlas rocket. The satellite had some software and battery problems, but it eventually worked. A second satellite, launched in 2019, was also successful, but some other companies worked on it.
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It’s certainly a fine accomplishment, but looking at Svitek’s website today, there isn’t much else there on offer. Certainly no actual rockets, although there are some 3D-printed missile shells, which seems a bit… weird? And there are some other odd things– Svitek used to be an engineer at Blue Origin, but then left to join another space startup. That’s fine, but he was then mysteriously fired in 2014: https://spacenews.com/42217top-managers-fired-at-silicon-valley-satellite-maker/ Then he did the LightSail thing, but then he didn’t do much else that I can find until he co-founded “Eldorado Space” with Bob in 2018, and Bob posted his stolen Photoshop in early 2020.
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That’s kind of like… why would you let Bob do that? Why would you ruin your credibility that way? Why would you hitch your wagon to an aging, failing Silicon Valley tech columnist?
Those were all very interesting rambles. I know most of it msyelf but it filled in some blanks and was an interesting perspective. There’s more layers and stories which all adds texture and colour. It’s fascinating isn’t it?
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I doubt I will watch “Mistresses”. I have watched an interview with a producer who explained the distribution pitch and financing side of producing which was fascinating. It’s only something you really notice with movies made outside the major studios. It’s also interesting knowing how some great movies require reshoots and careful editing. Someone with a grudge can feed the rumour will which can kill a movies success when in reality it is simply business as usual and part of the process. Some movies can and do fall apart either at the distribition or financing or production side for lots of reasons too. It can be one key person pulled out due to other committments. It’s all a bit of a carnival really. The fact the public can watch something so good and polished and complete in the end when getting there can be a tortous mess is quite the thing. I’m inspired by the greats so have been watching documentaries on Ava Gardner. I’m nowhere in her league. but I like her aesthetic.
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I’m not going to say who but I’ve been studying the work of some older hookers which began their careers back in the day. There’s old school big publishing, good money based on volume, navigating porn and sex work, through the pandemic and shifting exclusively to only content. I’ve also researched different porn magazines from around the world to study their differences and reserach Playboy back to the 1950’s to pick up the changing balance of content.
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I’m not personally a big fan of online certainly post social media. Pornhub is yuck and as we know social media is curated nonsense and bad for your mental health.
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So why the interest in Mark Stephens (aka Cringely). I don’t know. I would guess B grade huckster with a dramatic roadcrash of a narrative. Like, an aging pornstar there’s an easy on the eye quality to the drama. A what could have been near miss and morality tale all rolled into one. There’s a “But for the grace of God go I” quality. I also think there’s enough backstory there for people to dig into. Plenty to talk about. Lots of room to riff off not unlike browsing 1950’s porn mags. To a lot of people that’s when the modern world began and we see it through a now slightly foggy lens. It is interesting though to go back further to even the 1910’s and 1920’s and see modernity begin to take shape. The wrench in pre and post 1900 fashion was as large as the pre and post internet world.
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Mark Stephens was born in a world where Queen Victoria, and when men wore hats and ladies wore bustles, and the invention of the refrigorator and lightbulb were still a living memory. From steam to quantum computing. People who were old when he was young would have heard stories off their grandparents of Napolean.
If Bob needs money, I for one would pay to watch a debate between him, Jeremy and/or Roger.
I’m not sure how entertaining a debate that would be… I’d say “You lied about these specific things, and here is my ironclad, undeniable proof” and he would say something like “No, you’re wrong, I’m right, watch who you believe, I don’t have to listen to you…” etc.
Nobody has to wait on Mark Stephens (aka Cringely). I think there’s some talent and fun here. One thing that happens with some groups is they leave a larger group and set up on their own and promptly die. It happens to business managers and actors too when they leave a brand name or franchise and try their own thing. If this can be navigated something can happen. People might even get their money back and have the last laugh.
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Topical easy going informed and relaxed chat is a thing. Anthony H Wilson had talent and created the first online music retailer. The formula I’d pick is Channel 4’s After Dark. He was always my favourite host. That’s what I’d do if I was Reimer. Set up a branded website and a Youtube. Publish stuff on there. On Youtube do interviews like old school television used to do. Do the group chats when established.
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If I’m with a man on a sofa we almost always end up having sex. In fact anywhere, I guess. Men can’t help themselves around me but that’s another story. It’s money!
I mean, I already have a branded website and YouTube channel. But it’s mostly just personal stuff and for fun. I’m not a celebrity and not trying to become one, nor do I want to be one of those ghastly “influencers”.
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I have a day job that I enjoy and I have lots of side projects on the go. Hanging around Cringely’s website isn’t something I’m doing to try and launch some kind of Internet presence. I’ve had my own personal website since May 2001. The Internet was a lot smaller and more fun back then, but perhaps that’s just my nostalgia talking.
“Every morning, I get up and look through the ‘Forbes’ list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work” — Robert Orben – comedy writer
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Charlie McCarthy – Charlie McCarthy is Edgar Bergen’s famed ventriloquist dummy partner.
@Jeremy
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I can’t force you to examine a point of view but I said it. It’s out there for good or ill. As for Youtube you can be big on Youtube but invisible everywhere else. It’s a large bubble relatively but spread thin in the real world. There are people on Youtube who are big enough and have organised their advertising or support in the right way to go full time. Others view it as a sidebar to their main career. You could walk past them in the street and not know them. Not everyone is made for television or being a celebtrity, I agree. I’m much the same myself and yes do agree the younger and smaller and more professional internet was better. Nostalgia? Perhaps. Things are different now and better in other ways. Worse in others. Age is a funny thing too. When you are younger everything is new so everything is fun but you’re more gullible. You’re more clapped when you’re older and can be captured by cynicism but age has its benefits too.
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You will note I don’t spam adverts or provide a website link. If something on its merits came up and there was a sniff of something good I’d be interested. Other than that it’s an outlet to flush out some thoughts. I’m actually not that interested in sex even though this is my day job. I’d rather sit around chatting with intelligent friends, visit a museum or somesuch and that’s about it. Yes, I can and do make men go “boing” fairly easily and some of my work reads straight out of the porn stories (to stay PG I can’t repeat it here) but it’s a job where I’m aiming for an exit strategy. Mostly retirement. I’m done. I’ve made my mark on the world and just want to disappear off the radar. No more grind. No more politics.
“No more grind.”
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I see what you did there.
Hasn’t it been like 2 months since crookely said he was going to do a book review within days? The guy is a major head case/flake.
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This blog is like reading people magazine headlines in the grocery line. I’m waiting for the next whopper. C’mon bob/mark. Give us aliens, big foot or godzilla. You are such a credible source (of laughter).
When you talk to yourself, does anyone listen?
The Jayson Blair scandal at the New York Times may have been a factor in Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) ceasing to have a media career. Reading through this account of the scandal you can tick off so many similarities it’s embarassing. The exaggeration, the web of lies, the personal problems, the claims of having qualifications which never existed. It’s very familiar.
https://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/11/us/correcting-the-record-times-reporter-who-resigned-leaves-long-trail-of-deception.html
While I’m throwing out movie titles, recently had a re-watch of “Shattered Glass” about the Stephen Glass plagiarism scandal and it’s held up pretty well.
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There’s a scene where the editor goes up to the wall of magazine titles in the office of the New Republic and begins taking them down one-by-one and reading all of Stephen Glass’ contributions with a newly critical eye. Would be funny to try.
So it’s interesting. There are commonalities {between Blair, Monahan, Stephens} which seem to go beyond mere life-circumstance — the tendency to aggrandize to “OMG, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I NEARLY DIED” proportions, the tendency to fib + cut corners (incl. claimed involvement + monetary compensation), the shameless self-promotion, the tendency towards elbow-rubbing nepotism, the tendency to womanize verging on harassment.
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We throw around terms like “Munchausen” and “narcissist” and “sociopath” — and I lack qualifications to assign same with certainty — but surely there’s some foundational thread here. The need to feel important. To claim credit, even in cases of ‘failure.’ To dodge blame. To have a premeditated response to everything. To marshal others’ resources + actions. To occupy center stage.
Bipolar.
About which, the HULK would know.
These are actually human characteristics. And like most human characteristics, they occupy a spectrum.
Another human characteristic is to draw a line between one’s own behavior, which is, of course, Pure and Good, and other’s behavior, which is, of course, MONSTROUS.
Your Monstrousness May Vary.
Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) had better hurry up with this alleged book review and Mineserver statement before he pegs it.
I said Bitcoin (and cryptocurrencies as is) was going to get banned within the next 2-3 years. It’s obviously going to need thinking through so the class of operation is banned due in large part to stupid energy use, money laundering, and speculation placing burdens and risks on society. China aren’t the only countries making moves on this. The end of Bitcoin and cryptocurrency in general could be quite a shock to some when it happens and they were told! Even one of Mark Stephen’s (aka Cringely) old financial media employers put a large warning at the bottom of his articles that said his opinions were not financial advice!
https://news.slashdot.org/story/21/05/24/2010237/china-will-likely-ban-all-bitcoin-mining-soon
ON TOPIC
https://spacenews.com/viasat-asks-fcc-to-halt-starlink-launches-while-it-seeks-court-ruling/
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Yeah BOSS 2!
How long does it take to review a book? Maybe he’s having to write it first?
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63 days since the promised book review.
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38 days since this last story.
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133 days since Cringely promised to update us on Mineserver.
“133 days since Cringely promised to update us on Mineserver.”
In all fairness, he did also promise to provide an update when he promised the rook report, so one could argue it was only 63 days since his last Mineserver promise (as of the date of your post).
Rook?
Book?
Crook?
It was meant to be “book”. Apparently my finger got turned around a bit. Apologies.
Are you sure about that?
rook
noun
a gregarious Eurasian crow with black plumage and a bare face, nesting in colonies in treetops.
verb INFORMAL
defraud, overcharge, or swindle (someone).
“police files are overflowing with complaints from people who’ve been rooked”
Or maybe you’ve been possessed by the spirit of Scooby . . .
“defraud, overcharge, or swindle (someone).”
Good point. Perhaps it was a freudian slip…
Mineserver update = rook report
Oh, give’im a break!
He’s been declared an essential worker.
Those hamburgers ain’t gonna flip themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJVOfqunm5E
I didn’t look.
I’m guessing its video of an automatic hamburger flipping machine.
While we’re on the subject of automation, the first time I used a self checkout at Home Depot, I ended up dumping the basket of hardware I was trying to buy all over the kiosk and storming out the door. Why?
I scanned the first item; it recorded it. I scanned an identical second item; it would remove it. After trying this 4 or 5 times, and getting NOWHERE; DUMP BASKET; FLEE.
Previously, I used the self checkout at BJ’s. Until I noticed I always had an exception requiring someone to come and rescue me. I started using cashiers and I get out the door more quickly. In some contexts, automation is a waste of time.
“the first time I used a self checkout…”
Ok boomer.
That phrase was first used in an episode of Adam-12.
So yeah, I’m a Boomer. But I had no idea you had such deep seated prejudice against older folk. And there are types of useful automation. But get ready for the wave of unemployed cashiers.
One might also consider the millions of people born in the last 30 years who have been schooled to become cashiers as well as taking your order at the drive-through. They can’t all become programmers and engineers and scientists. Perhaps you can hire them to mow your lawn or wash your car or babysit your children.
If the U.S. were serious about STEAM education, they might refuse to teach children that animals can walk and talk and wear clothes just like primates.
YMMV.
As a boomer, I’d like to point out that STEAM was originally spelled and pronounced STEM, before political correctness became involved. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science,_technology,_engineering,_and_mathematics
Ronc,
I know. But I had to dumb it down for the young folk.
Hey! You! Get off my lawn!
*sigh*… ’twas a joke.
As someone who’s been a working programmer for 40 years (as of this year), yeah, I’m a boomer too.
I have to say I’m glad that STEM became STEAM; I’ve worked with far too many human robots who could write code but had no art in them — and so the end products suffered.
“STEAM programs add art to STEM curriculum by drawing on reasoning and design principles, and encouraging creative solutions.”
Hell is other Gnarfles.
So when is Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) going to stop sucking on Montecristo cigars and buying his kids cars so they can drive around gangsta stylee nodding to thrash metal and fess up with the Mineserver update. We know the book review is a distraction. Does this book even exist? The AJ Raffles act is wearig a bit thin.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/05/can-we-keep-human-inconsistency-from-confusing-expert-advice/
Gnarfle on, Gnarfle! Gnarfle on!
If Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) cannot produce what is a trivial book review or Mineserver statement as promised for a person of his alleged professionalism and writing skills his mental health must be in the tank. Is that the stage we are at now? Mark Stephens is chronically mentally ill? Is he finished for good?
https://spacenews.com/viasat-wants-fcc-to-review-starlinks-government-funding/
Perhaps Bob is deeply engaged in supplying various organizations with high-quality N95 masks.
I found this recent post on the Bufferbloat article from last February:
shell shockers June 3, 2021 at 7:08 pm – Reply
Don’t forget about all those cars Musk keeps churning out. They’ll eventually use Starlink.
I’ve got a little 14′ SeaRay that I named, “bluffer-boat”.
I do not know why.
Speaking of old posts…
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We’re less than halfway through 2021, and Cringely’s #1 prediction has already been proven wrong.
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https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/06/donald-trump-blog-shuttered
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Trump’s blog has been shut down after less than a month. Why? People made fun of it and it had a paltry readership:
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“Trump rolled out the blog last month after being absent from social media since January, but his effort to regain some of the attention he received with his headline-grabbing tweets largely failed. An adviser told The Washington Post’s Josh Dawsey that the former president wanted to open a new “platform” and didn’t like that this platform was being mocked and had so few readers. The individual spoke on the condition of anonymity to talk frankly about Trump’s plans.”
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“According to Washington Post analysis published last month, posts “From the Desk of Donald J. Trump,” as of mid-May, had been shared to Facebook “on average fewer than 2,000 times a day—a staggering drop from last year, when his Facebook page fielded tens of millions of comments, shares and other interactions every week.” In other words, his blog was a “stone-cold loser,” which you might have thought would translate to hate-clicks but apparently didn’t even do that.”
Hm. I didn’t read his post very closely before, but the guy making predictions based upon his understanding of social media apparently doesn’t understand much at all:
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“What won’t work for Trump is shifting toward encrypted platforms like Signal and Telegram, which is what some other pundits have been saying. Those pundits have it exactly wrong. Signal and Telegram are perfect for, say, plotting a revolution, but useless for bloviating and generally insulting the world. Connecting at all through Signal and Telegram is too difficult. It’s a multi-step process that would have to be done 70 million times over. That difficulty is why Trump has no following on LinkedIn, for example. And LinkedIn is way easier to use than Signal or Telegram.”
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That’s 3 mentions of “Signal and Telegram.” Signal is nothing like Telegram. It’s a messaging app. It’s not social media like Twitter (or Telegram). It’s works like Messages or WhatsApp – one to one or group chats. The idea of using it for “70 million” people to follow is absurd. It’d be like trying to replace Facebook with daily phone calls.
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Bob has clearly never used or even read anything specifically about Signal, just heard it mentioned in connection with “encrypted apps.” What makes that even more depressing is that one of the main demographics to use it is journalists who would want to assure sources their conversation is private, or business people who fear government or corporate espionage. Obviously not many of those convos happening at Cringely Acres.
Not supporting or detracting Trump, but isn’t this his “blog”?
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/news
This is what CNBC said: “The page “From the Desk of Donald J. Trump” has been scrubbed from Trump’s website after going live less than a month earlier.” So, apparently his website still exists, but the page “From the Desk of Donald J. Trump” is no longer there. That may be good, since it’s a bad title anyway, given that desks can’t communicate, being inanimate objects.
Speaking of old posts…
I got a fence needs rebuilding . . .
I think Telegram is short for Telegram Messenger: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegram_(software)
“Telegram is a freeware, cross-platform, cloud-based instant messaging (IM) software.”
Signal is similar:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_(software)
“Signal is a cross-platform centralized encrypted messaging service…”
Ron, the difference is that Telegram users can be “followed,” like one would follow a Twitter account. You do not make “public posts” on Signal. It’s a way for me to message you, and maybe message a couple of other people, but not to post messages that would be readable by 70 million people.
@Jeremy @granville
Trump existed in a bubble created by a television show editor, internal right wing party dynamics, pollsters, mass media, and an algorithm which monitized hate in an environment where he had won a lottery and his day to day decisions had a real world impact regardless of his merit. It created a vicious cycle of Trump farting and this infrastructure of people wired to click on something kept escalating and spreading his nonsense. It’s interesting to note that havign lost his position in public office, being banned from social media, and a media who have more firmly put “assess before reporting” first that Trump has imploded. Perhaps he wasn’t that important or liked or relevant in the first place?
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I read of Trump’s blog shutting down when it happened but chose not to mention it. I see no reason to remind people he exists.
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I don’t care much and have no use for messaging apps. I do use Skype for video calls. Skype has its issues and more so since Microsoft bought it. Skype could have been a standard but since the Microsoft buyout that chance has gone. I don’t use other messaging apps because they have too many problems or nobody uses them. I also deliberately limit the number of ways people can get hold of me. That’s what phone numbers are for.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9655941/Hacking-group-Anonymous-issues-warning-Elon-Musk-claiming-power-influence-Bitcoin-prices.html
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https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/8296220-the-line-separating-good-and-evil-passes-not-through-states
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/19771050.Aleksandr_Solzhenitsyn
ON TOPIC
https://news.yahoo.com/spacex-plans-fit-laser-links-103218967.html
I’d like to point out that the title may be a little misleading. Later in the text they say: ” ‘The next generation of our constellation, which is in work, will have this inter-satellite connectivity,’ Hofeller said during the summit, per The Verge.” So the lasers are for satellite to satellite communications, not satellite to plane. It doesn’t specifically rule out lasers for satellite to plane. But I imagine if Dishy McFlatface is good enough for my back yard, it would be even better on a plane, being closer to the satellites and with with no obstructions.
Interesting, I just found out that InfoWorld’s archives are almost totally digitized on Google Books.
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https://books.google.com/books?id=KzAEAAAAMBAJ&source=gbs_all_issues_r&cad=1&atm_aiy=1985#all_issues_anchor
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It’s probably more interesting to Bob’s core fanbase for the nostalgia than his columns ostensibly about what’s happening now.
Wow! Thanks for pointing that out!
That was quite the trip down memory lane. Sidekick, the 600lb gorilla of TSR programs. The TRS-80 Model 200. Backup tapes that hold a whopping 10mb!
Those were the days.
One of the first issues of 1985 wonders aloud if we’ll ever see the end of “AI hype” or if artificial intelligence will finally start appearing in functional software this year.
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It’s also interesting how brazen the advertising/editorial connection is. Was it always? I think part of the reason it stands out now is how easily I can flip through a year’s worth of issues in a couple of minutes.
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I was also sent an archive of Playboy magazines from basically the start until about 5 years ago. The level of literacy in that mag was INCREDIBLE compared to today. Wasn’t the joke that people “read it for the articles?” Well Jesus Christ, they were astonishingly good. Also: barely any nudity! The early issues might have had two or three nude photos, most of which were pretty tiny.
https://worldradiohistory.com/Maplin-Electronics.htm
ON TOPIC
https://www.pcmag.com/news/spacex-touts-next-generation-starlink-dish-in-fcc-filing
I remember the last time Mark Stephen’s (aka Cringely) was on a decline and returned with his trademark punchy handwaving and the comments exploded with balding dadbods punching the air with sentiments of “CRINGELY IS BACK!!”. Now Stephens is more on the run hoping to avoid the Mineserver hunters like a Nazi hiding out in Chile.
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I flipped through a few Infoworld magazines and couldn’t believe the lifestyle fantasy tripe with cut and paste stenographic journalism I was reading. Mark Stephens is remembered for that? It was bottom of the page back of the magazine tosh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0THnSJv5ve8
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I glanced through that archive some months ago for research purposes. A lot of the content is very “Mad Men” and wouldn’t get published today but yes the early issues were very light on nude content. The adverts were more erotic. I have also sampled a selection of modern magazines from around the world and they all have a very strong tilt and different from each other. When did American magazines become so aggressive in their presentation? There’s only so much inspiration I can draw from the Playboy archive and there isn’t much of a market for the conversational side of things with escort so it wasn’t hugely useful. Some clients are more minded in this general direction though so may be able to make use of it with my website content. It’s really about tone and what kind of client I’m looking for and what kind of experience I can persuade them to pay for.
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2021/06/starlink-dish-overheats-in-arizona-sun-knocking-user-offline-for-7-hours/
So it seams you need to install sprinkler right next to antenna to cool it down – good to know –
I am in Florida – I might need to do it too.
It seems
Not to worry . . . typos are a side effect of runaway thermal conditions. Might be useful for reheating last night’s chili.
Interesting Starlink Info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjo4Y6YjCi8
For some reason, watching that put me in mind of something I recall seeing in Popular Science maybe 27 years ago.
Some company was touting a “satellite” antenna that was printed onto window film which one could just adhere to the appropriate window (after determining the BEST location) and voila! Instant satellite communications!
Haven’t heard a thing about it since.
June 21st today.
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Two months post the last update from Cringely.
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157 days since he promised that he’d give a Mineserver update soon.
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87 days since he told you they’d be a book review then Mineserver update.
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62 days since he published an article which was neither a book review nor Mineserver update.
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Zero integrity. Zero credibility.
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I used to enjoy his left of field vision on technology, but now he’s clearly left the pitch.
October 10 today, any changes?
ON TOPIC
SpaceX plans to resolve Starlink antenna thermal issue via software update.
https://www.tesmanian.com/blogs/tesmanian-blog/thermal
I’m surprised Bob didn’t mention the competition:
https://www.satelliteinternet.com/
“Best satellite internet providers in 2021”
Viasat: $30-150 per month, 15-300 GB/month limit, up to 100 Mbps.
HughesNet: $40-150 per month, 10-50 GB/month limit, up to 25 Mbps.
StarLink: public beta test extending into 2022. $500 for proprietary hardware.
OneWeb: expected arctic coverage in 2021, full rollout in 2022.
Viasat is interesting because they have just 3 geostationary satellites each running at up to 1 Terabit per second. Latency is a bit higher than StarLink, which was touted latency as its strength (for internet gaming), yet no matter what the satellite constellation still has to connect to the internet via a land-link which is no faster than anybody else. Meaning no satellite network can possibly be faster (lower latency) than a good land-based ISP.
Another issue is all these satellites leading to potential of “Kessler Syndrome” in which they start crashing and spewing out debris and make orbit a veritable killing field. 3% of Starlinks are already dead.
https://phys.org/news/2020-10-starlink-satellites.html
Another issue is the $500 for the proprietary satellite dish everyone needs to access Starlink. That’s a pretty big barrier to entry particularly if you think you’re marketing your ISP to impoverished countries.
About the light pollution, I don’t think that’s such a big deal. Sure the flying satellite causes noise in astronomy images, but those images can easily be omitted or even filtered and thus have negligible effect on actual astronomical observation.
I predict Starlink ultimately fails due to lack of customers to pay their hefty fees, especially if a big potential customer are ocean-going craft such as ocean cruises and jetliners: ever heard of the pandemic? Lots less demand these days. Plus there are alternatives that are approximately equivalent.
The article kind of looks like pandering to Musk who by many accounts is a rich idiot who lucked his way into paypal and tesla and demanded unwarranted credit for successful products. For example he was fired from paypal before they were sold to ebay, and actually contributed nothing to the actual paypal application. Furthermore he more-or-less stole Tesla from Eberhard, and definitely stole his #1 roadster that was due him (and fired it into space, probably to make sure Eberhard would never get it).
https://www.cnet.com/news/former-tesla-ceo-sues-company-current-ceo-musk/
I will actually be quite pleased to see Musk get run into the ground, also in part to his crazy “Hyperloop” scheme, which is just as ridiculous as his tunneling business “boring company”.
John McAfee was just found dead of an apparent suicide in his prison cell. As tragic as this event is, it does mean that Bob is about to post an update to tell the world how well he knew McAfee personally, relate a few anecdotes to lend support to this claim, and announce that Bob’s tell-all biography film about McAfee has just been released where you’ll get to discover the REAL McAfee which no one knew.
If truth be told we’re hanging on here in the hope Mark Stephens (aka Cringely) delivers on his promises before he expires. It’s getting to be touch and go. They all seem to go like dominoes when one of them goes so is Mark Stephens next or is he going to drag this out to the end of the year like he drags everything else out? It’s not as if this perma-stain on his reputation matters to him once he’s gone. Stephens has never shown he cares one jot so I’m not expecting a deathbead conversion.
Tweet from John McAfee @officialmcafee on Nov 30, 2019:
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Getting subtle messages from U.S. officials saying, in effect: “We’re coming for you McAfee! We’re going to kill yourself”. I got a tattoo today just in case. If I suicide myself, I didn’t. I was whackd. Check my right arm.
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Today, his wife posted a photo to his instagram … the letter “Q” … someone looked at the exif data of the photo, and found a cryptographic key embedded inside.
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/ad-john-mcafee-comp-tattooo-copy.jpg
“$Whackd” probably mean that he’s “whacked out of his mind” ie. on drugs.
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/whacked+out
Also that “Q” posted by McAfee had this cryptographic code: “FBMD23000965010000290400004b0400009d0400007a0c0000f90d0000af1000005e1200000414000068170000”.
The “FBMD” part stands for “FaceBook MetaData” and is attached to all photographs posted on Instagram/Facebook.
See here:
https://files.catbox.moe/s7fgfv.jpg
Naturally I want to believe. I’m like Mark Baum in The Big Short when presented with the opportunity to profit from corrupt banks’ stupidity:
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“The banks have given us 25% interest rates on credit cards. They have screwed us on student loans that we can never get out from under. Then this guy walks into my office and says those same banks got greedy, they lost track of the market, and I can profit off of their stupidity? Fuck yeah, I want him to be right!”
ON TOPIC
https://www.reuters.com/technology/spacexs-starlink-expects-it-can-provide-global-coverage-around-september-2021-06-22/
https://www.reuters.com/technology/musk-says-starlink-go-public-once-cash-flow-is-more-predictable-2021-06-24/
Waiting for Cringely to post about McAfee.
Seeing a picture of McAfee with the word “WACKD” tatooed on his arm it can be read as an ironic take on “WACKO”.
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Interestingly Mark Stephens began his career at the age of 14 writing obituaries for an Ohio newspaper. His scam of obtaining a scholarship for a private English school and joining the Combined Cadet Force to obtain pilot lessons paid for by the UK taxpayer came a few years later. As Mark Stephens he was a nobody and worth nothing. It was only his scamming his way into the Infoworld Cringely column that made him worth anything which why he grifted and armtwisted his way to obtain use of the Cringely trademark. It would be interesting to know what McAfee though of Mark Stephens. Like many of McAfee’s peers the response would probably be “Who?”
And yet…here you are. Always.
I’m surprised that more eccentric old rich fucks don’t set up crazy puzzles after they die. Everyone likes treasure stories. It’s funny but all the money Bill Gates has spent trying to astroturf his way to Nobel Prize-level acclaim, but he’d be even more beloved if he set aside $10 million in cash and set up the world’s greatest cryptographic scavenger hunt to find it after he died.
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McAfee was a pretty interesting guy, to say the obvious. One of the interesting parts is that he was by no means a technical genius, but seemed fascinated at the g-word was thrown at anyone who achieved financial success in the software industry. He was a huckster, like a gutterpunk version of F. Ross Johnson. Silicon Valley was ripe for someone like him to shove his foot in the door.
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Also it’s almost comical how out of date this post is 2 months after it was published. Since it was published, Musk hosted SNL, drove up the price of random shitcoins, stopped taking BTC for Tesla (with zero evidence anyone actually wanted to use it to buy one — a perverse version of Gresham’s law says that BTC might be worth 10x what it is next year or 10x less, but a dollar will almost surely be worth between $0.96 and $0.99, so people will use the dollar), etc etc etc. It feels like it was written 3 years ago.
Next up for Musk is Servers in Space and some Larger Birds there with LASER communication links to the other smaller Satellites and their respective LASERS and less dependency on ground links on any earth bound back-haul. Bigger Satellites and in a nearer orbit to the thousands of smaller Satellites and all LASER linked there and getting all the solar power needed for some nicer latency and orbiting Data Centers powered by good old Sol.
Musk needs some Earth sensing capabilities added as well to some of those Satellites and the best continuous coverage there and maybe U-Sam’s weather service hosted payloads included on some of the satellites and all using Starlink’s in space back-haul and services to whatever Government data center that’s got the dish array to feed all that telemetry into the forecasting computers around the globe. The US Military is the largest feeding trough known so that’s plenty of subsidy there that even the must conservative spending hawks cannot rein in.
Re: “U-Sam’s weather service hosted payloads”. With enough big satellites, Musk could control the amount of sunlight reaching the earth, solving global warming. He could also provide an official earth border, to control immigration from outer space.
Its Highlander II all over again!
ON TOPIC
https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/musk-sees-starlink-winning-500000-customers-next-12-months-2021-06-29/
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/musk-set-tout-starlink-progress-cost-demand-hurdles-linger-2021-06-29/
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/07/02/chp-tickets-driver-with-apparent-spacex-starlink-dish-on-hood.html
Great article. I would just add that SpaceX will soon be launching Skylink satellites with Starship-Super Heavy in far larger batches and at far less cost.
If this is Cringely’s last column it’s a good one to end the n.
Good one to end on, darn autocorrect
https://www.gocomics.com/lio
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Still, exciting stuff.
Aaaand RedHat CEO Whitehurst is gone from IBM.
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https://searchdatacenter.techtarget.com/news/252503509/Whitehurst-out-as-IBM-president-amid-executive-changes
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But I’m sure Cringe will still claim it as a “successful prediction.”
Cringely’s prediction was:
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“The next chairman of IBM after Rometty will be current Red Hat CEO Jim Whitehurst.”
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https://www.cringely.com/2020/01/31/predictions-for-2020-ibm-and-trump/
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But Bob already claimed that his IBM prediction was “correct” because, while the main thrust was that IBM would sell a division and “become Red Hat”, the company did announce a plan to spin off (not sell) their Global Technology Services division.
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At the time of the prediction, I commented:
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“Red Hat, meanwhile, isn’t going to save IBM or conquer IBM from within like a Jobs-NeXT reverse takeover. Firstly, there is no equivalent to Steve Jobs in this scenario. Secondly, IBM destroys everything it acquires, and I see no reason why this would stop at Red Hat.”
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Seems like IBM is doing its best to live up to my prediction. There used to be an old joke: “What do you get when you combine IBM and [insert company here]? Answer: IBM.”
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Not that anyone cares about IBM any more, of course. 🙂
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How’s that book review coming, Bob? I remember you saying it was super important.
Amazingly IBM was unable to send emails for about 7 days last week. They tried containing the PR fallout of “your global IT provider” being unable to do something everyone could do in the 1980s but word got out because they had to inform customers that they received their email but couldn’t reply.
The whole IBM email debacle is hilarious. From The Register: https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/08/ibm_arvind_email/
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“IBM, we’re told, moved its email system in-house because HCL, which bought Notes in 2018, decided to shutter its email hosting service, SmartCloud Notes and IBM had no other option but to spin up its own servers. There were various reasons for closing SmartCloud Notes, our third source said, but one had to do with an IBM VP who made it extremely expensive, maintenance intensive, and free of customers.
The failure of the email migration, this person said, is the result of incompetent people.”
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So the whole “email was down for a week” isn’t even the whole story. It’s a truly epic amount of failure and stupidity.
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Good thing the future of IBM is safe with Red Hat… oh… wait…
Even IBM’s plan to “spin off” part of itself into a separate company feels half-baked. A lot of news outlets ran the story that IBM was spinning off their consultancy division, Global Business Services (GBS). But they aren’t. Some other outlets said that it was spinning off their other consulting division, Global Technology Services (GTS). It’s hard to even figure out the difference between the two, but GBS is the division that promises Australia or Canada a new payroll system that never ends up working, and GTS is the division that will manage your servers (manually) for you until they stop working.
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But this Forbes article: https://www.forbes.com/sites/joecornell/2020/10/21/ibm-corporation-to-spin-off-managed-infrastructure-services-unit-by-end-of-2021/ seems to be saying that it is only part of GTS that is being sold off, that part being Managed Infrastructure Services (MIS). Is MIS a large part of GTS? Maybe? But the same article fails to clarify what parts of GTS aren’t MIS and what will happen to them after the spinoff, if anything.
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Whatever happens, vice presidents will get large paychecks for ruining customer experiences.
I did a few years at Big Blue — though I don’t babble about it like some other Internet pundits — it became clear midway through Palmisano’s reign that the entire megalopolis was going to become (or morph into) the Software Division (“SWG”), with its 36% profit margins and discounted 12-hour offset Filipino support staff.
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Not disparaging or judging either of those things — simply pointing out that, in relative terms, it doesn’t make much sense to continue funding low-margin hardware or expensive on-the-bench consultantcy, except possibly as intellectual-property doorstops, or, in scattered cases, add-on sales. And even the add-on sales are now being cleverly offloaded via negotiated agreement(s) with GlobalFoundries, Lenovo, Toshiba, etc.
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Yes, there are always exceptions like ‘Z-series iron’ or ‘US Federal.’ None seem market-influential. I don’t know the first thing about the Kyndryl spinoff, except that it seems conspicuously similar to HP (Autonomy) (MicroFocus) and Northrop Grumman (Peraton) — dump your weak + ailing on the escape pod(s), keep the strong(er) high(er)-margin properties on the flagship, so those all-important growth numbers stay green.
Kyndryl… wow, could they have picked a more awkward name?
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Googling it brings you to https://www.ibm.com/kyndryl with the IBM logo prominent in the upper left corner, so… it’s kind of a new company but kind of not? And I love the tagline: “The world’s best talent that advances the vital systems that power human progress”. No doublespeak or corporate nonsense there!
Jes’ bidniss as usual!
You sort of wonder, with so much nostalgia for the ’80s right now, if Bob would be able to cash in and not have to run these weirdo scams and sell referral links in unrelated posts to make a living.
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I mean he can write, and he WAS in proximity for these things. Even if he wasn’t Employee #12, he was still around, he interviewed people who are rich or dead when they were poor and alive and has binders of writing about them. Hell I’m sure whoever wrote “Halt and Catch Fire” probably read through Accidental Empires a couple of times when looking for off-the-wall characters to add.
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Dan Lyons, who I’ve mentioned repeatedly here as a Successful Bob Cringely, was actually hired as a writer and co-producer for HBO’s “Silicon Valley.” But then he’s a writer who writes, I guess. He even made a sensation out of his own late-career foibles, which became a great book and I heard was options as a movie, rather than just being the fodder for Wikipedia edit wars.
Halt and Catch Fire was an incredibly well-done series. For the most part, it accurately portrayed the technology of the time while focusing on the human drama of a group of folks who were always *this* close to being the major players, but kept getting nudged out by the eventual winners.
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Bob, back in they heyday of Accidental Empires and Triumph of the Nerds, was able to tease out some of the human stories behind the early computer wars. In particular, he painted a vivid picture of the early Altair “wild west” days, the cunning of Bill Gates, the weirdness of early Apple, and the big battle between nimble Microsoft and big, stumbling, IBM.
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In the age of 80s nostalgia (Stranger Things, Halt and Catch Fire, to name but a few) there’s no good reason why Bob couldn’t go back to that well. There are undoubtedly lessons to learn from that time that could apply today.
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But Bob’s best stuff was done in collaboration– the work of a good editor on Accidental Empires, the involvement of a great team at PBS for Triumph of the Nerds. Yet his later life seems more focused on “I’m doing everything myself”. I’ve personally never been a fan of being on teams, yet in my mid-life I’m realizing that creating great works of art often depend on multiple talented people working together, each contributing their own particular strengths.
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In the end, we all need other people, and there’s no shame in that.
‘In the end, we all need other people, and there’s no shame in that.’
Spoken like a true Canadian!
Scatter shooting and wondering whatever happened to Robert X. Cringely…
He’s taking one of his many extended breaks. Probably he wants to wait for about six months or so, just so that everyone forgets that he was supposed to post a Mineserver update.
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And maybe the constant attacks on him in the comments are getting him down. I can understand that, even if I’m also responsible for a part of it. But if he’s feeling down, there’s a really simple solution: start telling the truth.
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Just admit that Mineserver didn’t work out. Admit that there is no fleet of F-104s that you bought. Just let it all go. You’ll feel so much better!
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I recently started re-reading Accidental Empires to see if it still holds up, some three decades later. And you know what? It really does! There are a few awkward bits, a few cringe-inducing bits (pun intended), and a few stories that are probably apocryphal, but I can’t bring myself to hate it. It’s still a damn good piece of writing.
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Maybe when I finish it, I’ll post a retrospective, and maybe a “where are they now” of all the major players. Seems like that might be a fun thing to do. Or Cringely could do it himself!
I’d bet most people are here due to Accidental Empires / Triumph of the Nerds. That was good work, and done in an entertaining way.
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Problem is that the guy we gave a lot of credibility to because of those works has now run out of credibility, and he did it to himself. Even if Mineserver is a failure, stating it’s a failure and stating why may hurt but you leave with more credibility than before. Because not everything works out, and being honest is really the only option to save face.
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Maybe we need to crowd fund a P.I. to find out where Cringely is hiding…
It doesn’t take a brilliant detective to find Bob Cringely, at least not online. Just look in the last place someone found him when he went AWOL for a time: https://www.quora.com/profile/Robert-X-Cringely-1/
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He’s still answering “questions” about airplanes, with his last post dated June 28. His answers are snarkier than they used to be: “I don’t think you mean wide, by the way. I think you mean shorter wings with a longer chord.” or “Because it does.”
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Even the fabled F-104 makes an appearance:
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“The F-104 relies for its speed on a supersonic airfoil which has a sharp leading edge and a trapezoidal shape, itself (no curves, just straight lines). ”
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It’s all harmless fun, until you click on the “Questions” tab. What questions does Robert X. Cringely have for the world, you ask?
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“What is sexual harassment really? I’m not trying to defend it, but I just want to understand its complexity. My wife’s friend who is an actress you’d recognize said, “the best part of being famous is I can fuck anyone I want”.
1 answer · Last followed May 25
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“I’ve been writing a thriller. A major character is based on President Trump. Why not have the character BE Trump? Can I legally do that?”
1 answer · Last followed April 23, 2017
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Um……
‘and being honest is really the only option to save face.’
If your goal is saving face . . .
Some years back, I read a piece in the business section of my local newspaper. The writer, whose name escapes me, stated there were two ways to be successful in business.
1. Treat everyone so fairly that everyone wants to do business with you.
2. Do not care who you hurt.
I’ll leave it to the reader to decide which one happens more often.
@Jeremy
Don’t forget that Bob was just an employee at InfoWorld and PBS and he had bosses who would not allow just about anything to go in print or on tape and now Bob writes whatever he wants.
Articles like Apple as hedge fund or drone pizza deliveries would never be allowed by any boss. GPS article was just terrible showed just lack of basic knowledge would also never be allowed to go anywhere and so on.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/apple-is-a-hedge-fund-that-makes-phones-1535063375
I first read Accidental Empires in 2016, upon randomly seeing it on a (Texan) boss’ bookshelf. I did, genuinely, find it entertaining, though I had a “dated schmaltzy tone + vocabulary” reaction to the prose. (That minor nit didn’t keep me from enjoying its content.)
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I confess that, given several months/years, I now think back, wondering how much of its narrative was fabricated, or exaggerated to the point of effective fabrication. Credibility is a hard thing to recover, once lost.
There is stuff in it that was dated even in 1993. He put a lot of effort into his “Bonanza” comparison for Apple, but that didn’t land for anyone (like me) who had never seen the show.
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And there was a piece about how he and his brother were in the Vietnam draft lottery, and he got #308 and his brother got #6, or something like that. I had no idea what that meant and which number was good, or bad, or who got drafted and who didn’t. I still don’t.
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But these are pretty minor nitpicks. Overall it was pretty amazing. There’s even a bit at the end where he’s predicting the future and he totally fails to predict smartphones (not surprising, as everyone in the world did) but then in the afterward to the 1993 edition he totally predicts smartphones, like, explicitly. That edition came out only 15 months after the first 1992 printing. Then again, he predicted that Steve Jobs would have no part in the future of computing. In these decade-level predictions, 1 for 2 ain’t that bad.
I’m of two minds about the smartphone prediction.
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The ‘Angler’ prototype — debuted at COMDEX 1992, and refined into eventual 1994-1995 release as the BellSouth ‘Simon’ — was conceived by IBM engineer Frank Canova, and arguably heralded the (miniaturized) HP OmniGo + Nokia 9000. I think you’re right to point out that “most people didn’t see this coming,” but, as a vestigial Silicon Valley ‘insider,’ Cringe surely had (some) access to these people and proceedings.
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Trying not to make every post a bash-fest — but this seems (at least superficially) like an “attend 1992 tech conference, see cool attention-getter prototype, publish ‘tech prediction’ for the lay millions who didn’t attend said conference.’ I’m not sure whether to categorize that as a “tech visionary” or a “coattail-riding scoop.”
Quite possibly. Either way, it’s a good prediction, and a rare one.
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Your earlier point about Cringely losing his credibility later in life, and how that affects the way you think about his older work, had me thinking. I re-read Accidental Empires in part because I was wondering how many of the stories would now seem like outright lies.
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I didn’t find that many. The Bill Gates holding up a 7-11 lineup while he searches for a 25 cent coupon, and the Bill Gates rolls down his window to try and “rap” with a bunch of young blacks, seem like they’re apocryphal. But they were both probably stories that people who knew Gates had repeated because they sounded plausible. I can let these go, even if they should have been fact-checked more at the time, because there are plenty of Bill Gates stories that are similar enough that are verified, and Cringely was making a good point with both of them.
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The Montsanto / Intel / silicon wafers damaged by dust / private eye story has had no corroboration anywhere and is almost certainly false. But again, it might have been a story that some engineer repeated to Cringely as an example of how dumb non-engineers were. I’m willing to let this one go as well.
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The “I was Apple employee #12” lie isn’t in the book at all. That didn’t appear until the TV series. But the book jacket does claim that Cringely was a “former Stanford professor” which wasn’t debunked until 1998. I can’t let that one go though; that’s just a straight-up lie.
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I don’t know. The book is still good, the TV series is still good. The lies were just starting back then, and didn’t damage the creative output that much. But eventually they would.
Writer David Gerrold has been credited with predicting the smart phone as well. I’ll see if I can find the so-called evidence. I didn’t find it very convincing at the time.
Curious.
I composed and posted a comment filled with links regarding David Gerrold and the “prediction” of smart phones.
A message popped up saying something to the effect that my post was being withheld for moderation.
Or something like that.
Maybe.
@Gnarfle
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Yeah, any post that has too many links (I don’t know the exact number) gets rejected with that “Pending moderation” message. There’s no moderation and there’s no pending. It just gets sent to the round file.
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It doesn’t matter what the links are. It happened to a post I made with multiple links to cringely.com articles.
Thank you.
But I suspect his trash can is trapezoidal.
One thing that he nailed, like 200% in “Accidental Empires” was in the chapter about Steve Jobs, he starts off the story with something like “Sitting alone in a Menlo Park Denny’s is the most dangerous man in Silicon Valley.” And he goes on to describe Jobs as “dangerous” because he wasn’t in it for the money, but it was more like a religious crusade.
Given that at the time he wrote the book in 1991, NeXT was a failing monument to his hubris and Pixar was probably still in the hardware business, that was a pretty ballsy statement. I don’t remember him saying that Jobs was a has-been at that point, but it wouldn’t surprise me.
The chapter on Jobs was great. Cringely never predicted Jobs’ incredible comeback, but that’s not really surprising as nobody did, not even Jobs himself. Years later, Apple was in trouble and someone at NeXT made a phone call to someone at Apple and he got his foot back in the door, and never relinquished it. Then even more improbably, he changed the entire landscape of computing with the iPhone. “The most dangerous man in Silicon Valley” indeed.
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Damn it, now you’re making me want to write that retrospective again.
https://www.newspapers.com/clip/77842389/1963-cell-phone-prediction/
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(Mansfield, Ohio, April 1963)
@QP . . . Interesting. But how does one vet such a thing? I was 4 years old in 1963 and not much of a reader.
I think any good film production company would be able to fake such a thing. And so it goes.
“Then even more improbably, he changed the entire landscape of computing with the iPhone.”
The iPhone did for smartphones what Tesla did for EVs — made them cool and got ordinary people to buy them.
Apple started development on the iPhone in 2004, two years after Handspring introduced their Treo line of smartphones (based on the software developed for the cellphone Springboard modules that came out for the earlier Visor line of PDAs). So while Jobs may have made the smartphone ubiquitous, it was Handspring (Jeff Hawkins and Donna Dubinsky) that created it.
P.S., I read your book Silicon Minds of Mars and enjoyed it although, having spent the last 5 years working with some amazing roboticists, the notion that a bunch of regular folks with no experience could build a working robot in 4 hours kinda made me cringe… 8^)
@Roger – good points about smartphones. The comparison to Elon Musk is pretty apt– he was nowhere near the first person to make an electric car, but he was the first one to make it cool. It’s not a small thing (I’m seeing a lot of Teslas around town lately, and if nothing else that’s a lot of air pollution that isn’t being expelled in my face)
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Re: that section of Silicon Minds of Mars– that’s a totally valid comment, and it made me chuckle. That scene was supposed to be two things: the “reality show” that it appeared to be on the surface, as well as a secret test to see who was good at operating easy-to-use custom robot assembly software, as well as some author foreshadowing, but… yeah. Glad you enjoyed the book though!
Read something on the Register about STARLINK TOS including acknowledging that Mars was Free and Independent.
Can anyone else confirm?
It’s true in a sense, in that the language is in the ‘beta’ version of the TOS that was leaked on Twitter. Read here for more: https://www.inverse.com/innovation/spacex-mars-city-starlink-terms-of-service-declares-free-planet
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It’s highly unlikely that this language will make it in to the final shipping TOS. Basically it’s just Elon being Elon and messing with people.
Thanks, J.R. Happy to see you recovered from being shot.
Not only did I understand that reference, but I’m old enough that other kids used that line on me in elementary school.
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Juicy! I enjoyed reading it.
* crickets *
Tree frogs?
Has anyone here ever installed Haiku? I always wanted a BeBox but we were too poor for that and the idea that this tiny circle of volunteers have been working for 20 years to get their BeOS back is fascinating to me.
I installed Haiku and wrote an article about it for Ars many years ago: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/01/not-quite-poetry-in-motion-ars-reviews-the-haiku-alpha-4-os/
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My general takeaway was that Haiku was fascinating to play around with for about a day, but the lack of software was a real issue. There were a few interesting music apps for BeOS back in the old days, which took advantage of the operating system’s extremely low latency and responsiveness. But if you weren’t into music apps, there wasn’t much left that you could actually do with the OS. Still, the web browser (mostly) works, and these days that might be enough.
Nice. I’m astonished that they’re making it backward compatible to run binaries from 1996. Like all of this was for one guy to finally get the point where he installs his original version of GoBe Productive of a weathered box and sighs in deep satisfaction. It’s beautiful.
Jeremy, I read your write up of Haiku. Intersting software.
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I went back and bought some vintage computers, the RISC PC from Acorn which used the original ARM processors. I had owned one of their first ARM based computers, at that time called the Archimedes. It was a fully 32-bit RISC based WIMP OS. Far ahead of Windows at the time.
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I used it to write up college and university reports, and I have fond memories playing games on it too.
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When you go back and look you realise that every other OS has had the benefit of being developed continuously since then. That what was very advanced for the time is now very basic and limiting.
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But for me what the biggest difference was with the RISC PC I bought was video performance. It was dire, because Acorn never used graphics accelerators in the same way PCs did. There was one person who made a video adaptor later which then you could use a PC video card in, but by the time I learned about them it was too late for me to get one. And the StrongARM processors of later machines broke nearly every bit of software that would run on the original, making a niche machine even more niche.
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What’s interesting about the ARM is how it has gone full circle. Initially designed for desktop use because competitive processors weren’t fast enough, then not used in desktop again for decades (ok, the Raspberry Pi), and now being used by Apple in Macintosh machines as their primary processor. And it’s fast too!
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The only place I wonder if Haiku and others could find use is in embedded processing.
John that’s cool to hear about your experiences with the Acorn Archimedes.
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The whole story of the ARM chip is fascinating and I was *this* close to committing to Ars to write a complete, multi-part history, from the Acorn days all the way up to the M1, but I didn’t quite feel the same passion about it that I did about the Amiga series. Someone else will have to write this history. But it’s a very different story than most obscure tech companies that deliver an innovative product and then vanish forever!
The ARM history is definitely an interesting one to look over. Essentially the underdog is now king. It’s probably the most prolific processer in the world now. I now designs them into embedded designs as they’ve made their way in to the microcontroller world replacing other cores.
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If you do decide to look again then you’ve got to be impressed by the work Sophia Wilson and Steve Furber did. To have come up with this new processor, and then an OS to go with it too is incredible.
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As you rightly say so many innovations disappear, but what saved the ARM was embedded design. They started looking away from the desktop for applications it could be used on, and it had one big advantage in having a low power consumption.
I just remembered a couple of things. Apple used ARM and StrongARM CPUs in the Newton. And ARM helped save Apple in the late 90s, IIRC. Apple had made a small investment in ARM in the 80s. They sold it in the late 90s for a billion or so, when they were on life support.
Yes! Apple was very involved in that part of the ARM story, and even though they sold off their stock, they still retained a favored partnership with ARM that remains to this day. It’s the reason they’ve been able to develop their own line of A- and M- series chips, without paying the same licensing fees that other companies would have to.
I found this article. And one of the commenters pointed out (correctly) that Apple wasn’t about to go bankrupt when MSFT gave them $150mm (who cares?) but promised to keep making MS Office for at least five years, which was the REAL news.
THIS article, I meant: https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/06/09/how-arm-has-already-saved-apple—twice
That’s a good article and it makes a good point. Many people forget how “doomed” Apple appeared in the popular press in 1997 (Wired, for example, had a cover with a real apple covered in barbed wire and bleeding, with the caption “Pray”)
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Macintosh sales were the lowest ever at the time, Mac market share was under 3% and falling, and there was no iPod or iPhone to save the day. OSX wasn’t out yet. Even the first iMac wasn’t out yet. Jobs had taken over from the bozos that had run Apple into the ground, but nobody thought he could really turn the company around.
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The support of Microsoft in guaranteeing the availability of Office for the Mac was super important at that time. Bill Gates was riding high, and if he supported the Mac, then people just figured the Mac would stick around. And it did.
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Microsoft sold their stake in 2001 for $545 million. And the rest was history.
Some ’80s nostagia in faction form, with that other Silicon Valley high tech, space.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09BK9WWQS/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0
It was 40 years ago tomorrow…
https://www.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/pc25/pc25_birth.html
… Don Estridge’s IBM PC Model 5150 launched from Boca Raton, Florida.
Happy birthday, IBM PC.
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You may have been hobbled together from off-the-shelf parts in under year as a desperate rush job from a dinosaur-like megacorporation, you may have been a 16-bit computer that ran slower than an Apple ][ at times yet had worse graphics capabilities than a Commodore PET, you may have had horrible kludges like the A20 gate that crippled you for years to come, but…
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Well, you became the standard. And you stayed (relatively) open and anyone could make parts to build one of you. And you outlived all the rest, save for the Macintosh, which for a time became basically another PC (hardware-wise) anyway.
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Long live the PC!
The Mac came out in 1984, so you could say it outlived the Mac, too. Although since IBM Sold the business to Lenovo, you could make the argument that the IBM PC died then. On the other hand, you could also make a “Theseus’s Ship” argument about all of them…
In the late 1980s my mother bought me a second hand (or probably third by that point) IBM PCjr. I knew no one else with a computer and had never touched one before. I’d like to say it was “magical” but it really, really sucked. It had “cartridges” in the front that loaded programs and came with a couple. I remember it came with a kind of spreadsheet cartridge (though I had no idea what that was) called “Andrew Tobias’ Managing Your Money” and I would plug it in just so the the thing would do SOMETHING. I don’t remember how old I was but I think the most money I ever had in my possession at that age was $20 so that had limited appeal too. My mother, not being a computer user at all, had no idea there were “programs” you would have to buy, so I never had any other than copying goofy basic programs out of magazines I photocopied from the library. I think the only practical use I found for it was typing on the screen until it got to the bottom of the page (I think at the DOS prompt, though I’m not sure now) and printing each page individually, like it was a typewriter.
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Years later it was left at my brother’s house and he sold it at a yard sale. Since he’s a great brother, he pocketed the money and also gave the buyer my phone number and told them if they had any problems to contact me. I was living in an Animal House setting at college with 3 roommates and we had some goofy voicemail message recorded and the old lady who bought that clunker would just call and register her outrage at our obnoxious VM recording. She did that every day for a couple weeks, without saying what she wanted, until we managed to record her nagging voice to a tape recorder and then play it back into the phone receiver as the new VM recording. She stopped calling after that.
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Then I got a (second or third hand again) Mac SE/30 well into the ’90s and life was better.
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