For 20+ years I’ve been writing predictions every January and I guess I’m doing another set now. But this time will be different for several reasons. For one, January is almost over, so it will slough over into February. For another, I always start by going back to the year before and grading my previous year’s predictions. I’m the only guy in this business who does that. But this year I am going to bury the score a bit because I need to start with a prediction or two simply because both are immediate and really can’t wait. So I’ll do the scoring on Monday, but today I have two 2020 predictions to get out of the way. And, finally, there is one more difference between this year and every other: this year I’ll not just say what I think is going to happen, I’ll also say what I think should happen. I’m old and cranky and there are only a couple of these so just bear with me.
Prediction #1 — IBM sells a division and disappears into Red Hat. My first prediction — actually a whole series of predictions — is about IBM. Readers tell me, “Nobody cares about IBM anymore!” but I can’t shake the lingering shadow of Big Blue, so please humor me.
On Thursday IBM shares got a big boost because Ginni Rometty stepped-down as IBM CEO. Ms. Rometty was a failure as CEO, not because she was a woman but because she was a bad corporate visionary. Following Sam Palmisano — the luckiest SOB in American business — Ginni Rometty just didn’t have Sam’s luck. Nor did she have his eye. She bought 57 companies in her time running IBM. How many of them can you name? How many of those acquisitions can you say were successful? Red Hat, maybe?
Here’s what just happened at IBM and what will happen next. Despite the shuffling of chairs, Ginni Rometty is still in charge for another year as chairman, during which time she’ll fine-tune her golden parachute and prepare IBM for yet another transition that will happen when she actually leaves the company a year from now.
IBM has three divisions — Global Technology Services (GTS), Global Business Services (GBS), and Red Hat. GTS is the legacy IT business, GBS is the professional services business invented by Lou Gerstner to save IBM the last time it was in huge trouble, and Red Hat is Linux. GTS — that part of IBM most of us still think of as IBM — will probably be sold by summer. Either it will go to private equity (depends on the total debt load) or it will be sold to HPE or maybe to Oracle. Either way, it’s not a likely success story, but Rometty has no real choice. IBM is, at this point, smoke, mirrors, and buybacks. The GTS windfall will land in Ginni’s final quarter, juicing her payout, which might be the major point of the deal.
Whoever buys GTS will be a big winner for a few years. The losers will be all the IBMers who go with that deal. There will be massive layoffs of redundant staff, salespeople, and support teams. Profits will soar as the IBM staff is fired. The new owners will create a cash cow to pay down the purchase price while expanding their IT footprint. But supporting data centers and large integrations of hardware are so last century…
IBM’s new CEO is Arvind Krishna, formerly head of the Cognitive Computing unit — IBM’s cloud guy. Except Cognitive Computing was never really cloud. Cognitive has been a mishmash of cloud, supported by revenue streams that are anything but cloud. It’s cloud in name only and will be the part that goes next summer, possibly with Mr. Krishna still at its head.
The next chairman of IBM after Rometty will be current Red Hat CEO Jim Whitehurst. If Whitehurst is as smart as I think he is, he started yesterday looking for a new job. It’s not that he really intends to leave, but as the next savior of IBM, Ginni et al will pay anything to keep him.
Cut your new deal now, Jim, while demand is greatest.
Whitehurst will turn IBM into Red Hat, which will take HQ to North Carolina and mean most of the remaining GBS staff will be gone in a year. That’s because software is everything for Red Hat, which means certifications proving staff can actually do what they are being paid to do. But IBMers don’t believe in certifications; they are IBMers. In the end, nothing can be done for these people, so the answer will be to release anyone without the proper certifications, helping Red Hat realign the company in 2021.
It still won’t save IBM.
They’ll go down in the coming year or two along with the rest of the industry we used to call IT. I’ll explain more about that in another prediction next week.
Let’s just say that IBM’s loss is AWS’s gain.
Now for a prediction based solely on my 50 years as a journalist. Since it has nothing much to do with tech, you should probably stop reading…
Prediction #2 — The Deep State has a last laugh at Trump. As I sit here writing, the Trump Impeachment is streaming on my computer and I predict we’re all about to have a Pentagon Papers weekend.
President Trump isn’t very nice to the help, from what I’ve heard, and in his current gig, “the help” is a couple million federal workers, many of whom are deeply offended by the President’s policies and his contempt for what they think of as their careers.
Don’t piss-off the help — a lesson that Trump seems to have failed to learn.
The prospect of a Trump impeachment victory will, I think, be seen by some career federal employees as an opportunity for them to respond with that Pentagon Papers moment. The pending Senate vote is a tacit call for someone — anyone — to come forward with documents that will shake-up the impeachment proceedings and strengthen or otherwise augment the case for Trump’s conviction in the Senate next week. So it has to happen by Monday.
This is an interesting game. Somebody right now is getting to work knowing that they have in their files something far worse for Trump than Ukraine.
It is unlikely to be a matter of yet another angle on the same Zelensky story, it will be something entirely new — an informational shot to the head that the President won’t ever see coming. Payments from oligarchs, outright stealing from the government — it could be anything. It could be everything.
Maybe this smoking gun I’m describing doesn’t exist, but given the President’s history, would we really be surprised if there’s something waiting to be revealed that is beyond horrible for America? Something too big, too bad, and too blatant for even Mitch McConnell to ignore?
I’d put the certainty at 99+ percent, but somebody in the know has to cough it up. That coughing can be pretty casual, really: no subpoenas, no declassifications, just send it anonymously to the big papers. Remember Daniel Ellsberg didn’t have to wait for a Supreme Court decision to do the right thing.
This must be a thrilling time in the life of President Trump. He loves to flirt with danger. If he has done something blatantly illegal and self-serving, his world is now totally filled with potential snitches. There is nobody the President can trust, from Presidential appointees to Marine guards, to the FBI agents he has worked so hard to revile and alienate to the West Wing lunch ladies.
This weekend in Washington should be especially interesting.
If you’re a member of the Deep State who has incriminating evidence against Trump, the time to come forward was a long time ago, not now at the very last minute. Don’t worry though, I’m sure they’ll come up with something and then they’ll try impeaching him again in 2021.
Re: Impeachment. All of us know that there are no politicians with their hand in their own pocket. Everyone has a self-serving political angle. I’m finding Ted Cruz’ podcast, “Verdict”, to be informative as well as entertaining. Perhaps we’ve all grown weary of the opposing side threatening/attempting to impeach each president from Clinton. Would you want to be president and have to deal with one side of congress that has a goal of strongly opposing everything you try to achieve? You have to desire power AND a dogfight. So… that’s the individuals that run for the job. (and we wonder why there isn’t a better field of candidates)
Re: Impeachment. TDS is on full display. So many people actually hope the president has done something illegal, but even the democrats can’t name it. But don’t worry, they’ve been trying to impeach him since before he took office, so there will be yet another “investigation” next year, and the year after that, and so on. And it looks like this round will be over before Monday, by the way….
Go to hell you Trump deranged ass. I’m done reading your crap.
Bob, since you’re scoring your past predictions, do you mind scoring this one quoted directly from you?
“Every supporter will get their Mineserver before the end of this year.”
– Robert X. Cringely May 21, 2018 at 1:10 pm (Source: https://www.cringely.com/2018/05/21/cloud-computing-may-finally-end-the-productivity-paradox/)
I’m not trolling, just legitimately curious what’s going on with this. Thanks Bob, appreciate you and all that you do! Hope to see a positive conclusion to this.
The Zodiac Killer has a podcast?
Let the Political rage war between commentors begin. “Boo Trump.” … “Boo Democrats.” … Bob dodges bullets/hate while the rest of us fight. Well played, sir!
@Larry — Hadn’t you heard? He was working so hard to appease his backers but they keep showing up with torches and pitchforks and now no one will give him any money. Poor, poor baby.
@Larry — also, saying that the Mineservers will show up Real Soon Now™ is Crookely’s version of The World Will End On ____.
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Never correct, yet he keeps saying it. (except, of course, for the pitchforks.)
President Trump has had his entire life raked through with a fine toothed comb, as a billionaire celebrity before running for president, as a presidential candidate hated by almost all journos and most politicians (left and right), and every single day since he was elected president. You’re saying that for some reason through all of that someone, who doesn’t like President Trump, has been holding on to some super secret and damning evidence to finally release it now?
Nice to see things heading back to technology companies.
I really don’t think IBM will sell off GTS, because the mainframe division is still pulling in steady money for very little effort. (Unless IBM has actually moved all the mainframe revenue into Cloud using financial shenanigans?)
GBS also pulls in ridiculous money with IBM putting in zero effort, offshoring everything to the lowest bidder in India while continuing to charge huge sums to clients, and can make money even when they fail to even deliver a working solution for the client– thanks to ironclad legal contracts that prevent anyone from suing IBM for anything, ever.
Red Hat, meanwhile, isn’t going to save IBM or conquer IBM from within like a Jobs-NeXT reverse takeover. Firstly, there is no equivalent to Steve Jobs in this scenario. Secondly, IBM destroys everything it acquires, and I see no reason why this would stop at Red Hat.
As for the Trump stuff, any of the existing revelations in the past three (or even four) years would have doomed any other politician. The people who love Trump love him *because* he is scandalous, *because* he says the quiet parts out loud, *because* he is openly racist and shocking. There is no new revelation that could doom him now. He’ll just call it “Fake News” and hold another rally and there will be no consequences.
What will doom Trump are two things: the 2020 election, and his rapidly advancing dementia. Read Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) on Twitter to find out more about this. Trump is old, obese, has a family history of dementia, and he is on tons of medication (this is why he’s sometimes sleepy and slurry when giving a speech and sometimes he’s jumpy and animated– these are side effects of different meds). He’s also starting to do things like jut his tongue out strangely (when this happens, a White House staffer starts SCREAMING for all journalists to leave the room– this has happened on more than one occasion), say the wrong words, mangle words completely (this is happening more and more often), jerk his shoulders suddenly, and walk in a weird gait where he visibly drags his right foot along the ground in an outward arc.
When it started it was subtle and hard to see. Then it got less subtle, but it was rare. Now it’s less subtle and happens often, and Trump has reduced his public appearances, and moved from many talks to the press, to talking to the press over helicopter noise only, to avoiding even helicopter talk.
There is only one way this story ends. For those of us who’ve witnessed family members succumb to dementia, it’s all very recognizable. The only thing we don’t know is yet is how long it will take.
I manged server and data-center infrastructure for a large multi-national corporation years ago.
There were the typical camps of technologists emotionally tied to various tech from IBM, HP, Oracle (Sun) and Microsoft.
In the past, the corporation with the cash-cow that allowed them to throw money at destroying their competitors was at one point IBM – then followed by Microsoft and then Google. Today it is Amazon and Google. Microsoft and Oracle are marginalized. IBM is very marginalized. There is a possibility of some type of future combination… AT&T + IBM + Cisco + Microsoft + HP?
Does Apple have any play in this? There is a corporation services angle that Steve Jobs never wanted to play in. But, he is gone. Regardless, Apple has no choice but to offer some kind of corporate level service and product. Apple and IBM have dabbled with each other.
So where will “main frame” technology and support come from in the future? I will say that it seems that one of the last big plays of main-frames was in large databases for large corporations.
Bob, it’s so good to see you out of cold storage. I appreciate your predictions and look forward to the series.
Is IBM really relevant anymore?
Yes, it sounds like IBM are following DEC and ICL to the graveyard although their board members will do a lot better … it’s been a slide downhill for the workers for a long time now.
As for Trump, the impeachment process is irrelevant at this point, its what happens in November that will be significant and that’s up in the air now. If the Republicans win again then we will be looking at the end of the Republican party in another 4 years, while if the Democrats win then the Republicans will finally approve an investigation into foreign interference in the electoral process and push to eliminate the electoral collage.
Sounds like a win/win to me.
Cringely, I’ve been a huge supporter of you or 30-40 years, including being on your side against all the Mineserver crybabies who have maintained their vendetta against you for causing them to lose the whopping cost of a meal for four at Applebee’s (and let’s please not go there right now).
But do me a favor….STRAY THE HELL OUT OF POLITICS! Not appropriate for what is supposed to be a column about the INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY and its related industries.
The last (disappointing) thing we need from our favorite technology writer is yet another phony one-sided mainstream media establish style diatribe against Trump.
Try to not the let the political hypocritical two-faced Marin County-flavored faux-outrage at Trump infest its way into your columns, while ignoring (not even ONE word?) the incredible transgressions and acts of corruption by anybody on the other side of the aisle.
Transgressions committed not only by Obama (illegal weaponized use of the IRS and secret barrels of $400 million delivered to Iran), Bernie (not a word about his corrupt wife’s corrupt financial dealings?), Shumer and Hillary’s corrupt ties to Russia selling our uranium reserves, Pelosi’s entire GLASS HOUSE of hypocrisy (including guiding sweetheart deals to her husband’s business with PAC funds), Wareren’s dishonesty and hypocrisy (rails against lobbyist the same day she hires lobbyist, lies about racial heritage to obtain advantage over others), Biden (where to even begin?), etc. etc. etc. on the Democrat side of the aisle.
Now all of a sudden you want to start writing about bad actors in politics…..but somehow, like all the other members of the corrupt Establishment, its nary a word about those bad actors…somehow, the only political reprobate you manage to mention, the only one who justifies your outrage, is Trump. Give me a break! How original (NOT).
IMO blatant politics is inappropriate and unacceptable in this forum. There’s no shortage of the one-sided hypocrisy against Trump and the LAST place we need to start hearing more of it is from my (hopefully still) favorite TECHNOLOGY writer.
That’s technology writer with a “t”….NOT political writer with a “p”
So again, PLEASE keep your two-faced chardonnay-sipping “do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do” Marin County elite neighbors’ attitudes of the lying elite from infesting their way into your columns. Find another way to score your brownie points in your neighborhood without it being at your reader’s expense….maybe you can start a community mulching site, or perhaps a farm-to-market organic garden….hell, plant some really good sativa and indica, just keep it to yourself!
And yes I’m a native Californian originally from the Bay Area so I know of what I speak.
Or maybe when I start to read political writings from you in another forum that include similar pontifications and predictions of doom and outrage and calls for comeuppance directed against some of the “bad actors” on the OTHER side…..like Pelosi, Shumer, Schiff, Nadler, Comey, etc……when I see you can look at BOTH sides equally and apply your political disdain equally no matter which side of the aisle (i.e. when you can pass Alan Dershowitz’s “other foot” test), THEN maybe your criticisms and objections against Trump may have some validity.
Until then….your political comments have not an ounce of integrity. Nor applicability to this type of forum.
So please SHUT UP about your personal political beliefs and stick with your area of expertise……the TECHNOLOGY INDUSTRY. That’s what we need and love and read you for….and NOT for just another voice parroting the lies and bias of “the man” against everything Trump says or does.
Final political caveat….no, I’m not a particular Trump supporter nor did I even vote for him. I’m actually a former Bay Area liberal Democrat. But this uber-left anti-Trump corrupt crap has just gone too far. If you don’t like the guy, vote him out at the next election, like it’s supposed to have been done for the last 240 years, instead of trying to bring him down for doing the things that YOU ALSO DO!
WHATEVER one’s political beliefs are, in today’s polarized world there’s already far too much political proselytizing going on…can we please keep it out of at least this one place, your technology column?
There’s too much of it elsewhere……..and it doesn’t belong here. I was very disappointed to see it coming from you, Cringely, and I hope this will be the last of it from you. Tell us about techynology and its industry, and keep your damn politics to yourself. Thank you.
Ken Dee – TL:DR
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Cringe, if you’d made the Ellsberg prediction a month ago you’d have been right when John Bolton sprung his book at the last moment. As it is, the moment has passed in a sour fart of partisan indifference to the country and its constitution. Alas.
KenDee here again: Sorry, Cringely, after reading your article again, I just had to add one additional comment to my above comment:
After all the illegal spying, wire-tapping and investiging of Trump that still hasn’t uncovered one “smoking gun” or unlawful offense committed by him……and all the blatant examples of lies, corruption and unethical and unlawful activity from the likes of Pelosi? Comey…Schiff…Nadler..Shumer….etc. etc.
And you think the “smoking gun” that’s gonna be found….the “Pentagon Papers” moment….is gonna come against (wait for it) TRUMP?????
BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!
Talk about a reality distortion field! Pot, meet kettle!
The only “smoking gun”….the only “Pentagon Papers”….coming up that’s we’re gonna see when Barr and Durham release their indictments this Summer and we see Comey and the other corrupt bad actors from the OTHER side of the political spectrum being led away in handcuff’s for the ACTUAL (not made up) crimes they committed.
Or….better yet….maybe we’ll see it play out as a landing of a bunch of assault-weapon armed paramilitary SWAT members onto Comey’s lawn at 6 AM in the morning to arrest him for his white-collar level indictments, just like they did to Roger Stone.
That’d be an equally “fair and balanced” use of our military-grade anti-terrorist elite law-enforcement teams, don’t you think?
Or is what’s good for the goose not good for the gander (there’s the Left’s favorite mantra of Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do once again).
See? I told you the only thing including your partisan political opinions (as invalid as they are) in your supposed TECHNOLOGY column is gonna do is start yet another political pissing contest that goes nowhere other than each writer saying “hooray for our side” (as Stephen Stills wrote in 1967).
So again, please…..try to keep your technology forum to be about TECHNOGY!
Ken Dee, for someone who says that Cringely should never talk about politics, you talk an awful lot about politics.
Maybe you should take your own advice.
@Ken Dee y u mad, bro? It’s all fun and games to slam Kickstarter supporters and praise Cringely when you are both pointing the same finger, but once you and him don’t see eye to eye you lose your lid. That’s a good look on you. Too bad it was so long that 95% of people won’t read it (and Bob doesn’t care). Welcome to the losing camp, we’ve been saving a lukewarm seat for you.
Ken Dee, you realize by talking about politics in the comments (more than Bob at this point: 2,466 characters from Bob vs. your 6,406…YEESH!) that you are just becoming the monster your asking him to not create? Now the other political trolls are going to argue with you and Bob down here. What have you DONE?!?!
@Everyone: Yes, Yes, Yes, I realize I over-did it, and it was a bit ingenuous to bitch about Cringely discussing politics by discussing politics (in a big way) myself!
Sorry about Chief! I’m just SO fed-up with all the anti-Trump noise that I just had to vent ONCE. I AM a former liberal Democrat who joined “walk-away” becuz I got so fed up with the corrupt hypocrisy that has become of my formerly-loved Democrat party, that I just had to rail about them once.
But I get it….there are few things more obnoxious than a reformed smoker railing against anybody (jn an oh-so-superior manner) against those who ARE still smoking, eh?
So, I get it…..in this instance I’m the pot calling the kettle black. I’m done….you won’t have ol’ Ken Dee to kick around anymore, ha ha (couldn’t resist that one final political reference to Nixon….tongue-in-cheek, of course). I’m done with politics! Sorry if I offended anyone.
Now……how about that 5G? Or robotics/A.I.? Or latest OS’s? I agree, let’s get back to the other thing we all are united in being enthusiasts about…..TECHNOLOGY and IT! No hard feelings, okay?
*disingenuous, I meant to say!
IBM… sadly, the company was dead after they created the PC; the Big Iron division was controlling (and still is I think) this company and they just lead the ship to the iceberg. Hoo wait, they hit it and they just sink… slowly…
In 1985, when Intel created the i386 chip. The virtualization was created and the future as we all know it today was created. Instead of jumping in this wagon and bringing the brain of the Hypervisor in this ship, they decided to pass… OS/2 will run on the 286 and the PC will only be a ‘dumb’ device connected to the Big Iron. The rest is history…
Imagine for a minute, if IBM decided to jump in the Hypervisor ship with the PC, they would have ruled the world today.
IBM is in the ICU and it’s only a matter of time that someone will pull the plug..
Robert, I have read Carter Page’s testimony and the FISAs. You are way out of your league implying that Trump has done something impeachable. The FISA application was based on gossip that the FBI knew was gossip, yet no one in the FBI spoke up to end the 2-year Mueller “investigation.” Schiff tried to cover up the FBI and intelligence agency corruption when he made the laughable claim that releasing the redacted application would cause serious intelligence issues. He further made the ridiculous claim that a court, hearing only one-side of the issue, could seriously protect against prosecutorial abuse. If you don’t believe me, you can look at Glenn Greenwald’s summary.
If the Dems care ZERO about this gross corruption and abuse of power, anything Trump did seeking to investigate the Hunter Biden/Ukraine corruption (he was unqualified and paid well to do nothing. Only reasonable conclusion is that it was a disguised bribe) is trivial. No doubt the Dems will try to drum up something new, but if they had the goods, it would have come up in Schiff’s star chamber House hearings.
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“I just had to rail about them once.”
Except you did it three times, and I suspect you will do it more.
Quote: “I AM a former liberal Democrat who joined “walk-away” becuz I got so fed up with the corrupt hypocrisy that has become of my formerly-loved Democrat party”
No, you are not. Using the term “Democrat party” instead of the correct “Democratic Party” is a dead giveaway that you are actually a right-wing troll (the other fifty-three dead giveaways were that you filled two monitors worth of text with debunked right-wing conspiracy theories).
Now go away and let the adults talk about technology, not politics.
Bob I hope you are doing well. Always have enjoyed following your career.
I’m not a Trump fan but I’m also a realist. I live in flyover country (Midwest) and most of us laugh at the nonsense in California. Many good people live there, but the politicians are as nutty as Trump.
Hope you get back to technology and stay out of politics. No one is winning right now.
I’m not convinced you, or any other politics hater, isn’t just Ken Dee in disguise, under protection from being put on blast for over sharing on their other handle; Especially since they previously had a knack for remembering more things after the fact and piling on in additional comments. Apologize as you will, and deny my conspiracy theory just as well, but I’m not convinced.
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If you all dislike politics being discussed here, stop talking politics, Bob will realize there isn’t a market for it, and he’ll move on. But if you like responding with anger, keep it up and Bob will see his comment numbers go up, realize he’s on to something, and keep em coming. You all didn’t read the sign when you came in:
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“Don’t feed the trolls”
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Bob is the biggest troll of the bunch and you are filling his appetite for more!! All he has to do is say the word “Trump” and he gets you dogs to bark. He’s got you trained so well…
@JDD Illinois Incorrect. “I am not a crook” haha! (couldn’t resist that one last final political reference to Nixon. Promise…maybe!)
Really, @Jeremy? I give out an olive branch and your chickenshit millenial punk-ass wants to trade punches? Fine, let’s throw down……
LOL….it’s YOUR response is chock-full of nothing BUT left-wing talking points.
Anything you disagree that I wrote MUST’VE been because I’m a “right-wing” troll…..that’s the only that I could’ve POSSIBLE had the opinion I did, eh? Man, you are so off-base
And…..Bwaaaaahahahaha…..because in my haste I had a typo and misspelled Democrat instead of Democratic, THAT’S supposed to prove I never was a Democrat. Have you ever used a spell checker in your life? Did you not see all the other misspellings in my posts? In your world, being a bad typist is a deep-seated view into one’s inner soul and belief’s, eh?
Typical punk know-it-all-kid who talks trash that is 100% erroneous but couldn’t care less whether there’s any truth in what he writes. Who cares, as long as you get your point across, eh? After all, the ends justifies the means, right?
And another troll-like comment on your part…..doesn’t matter if anything I said about the corrupt Democrats was true. If you don’t agree with it, it’s a “debunked right-wing conspiracy theory.”
Yeah, right, that’s it, Jeremy….you nailed it. I’m a right-wing conspiracy theorist, yes? THAT explains why I must’ve typed that, eh? Great psycho-analysis you did there, Dr. Frued! Sheesh, could you be any more shallow?
So, Jeremone, YOU please go away…..this forum is way out of your league – leave it us to old-school veteranos of the IT world. Shouldn’t you be on a college campus somewhere protesting against the racism of free speech and trying to shut down anyone whose ideas you disagree with?
You were right about one thing……your smart-ass response DID trigger me into responding even after I promised myself I woudn’t. My bad. I guess you’ll give me another demerit as a “troll” for not having first given you the appropriate “trigger warning”….next time be sure to first enter your “safe space” before reading my posts, okay?
Next time, attack your attackers. Not everyone who disagrees with you is your enemy until you treat them as such.
SEE WHAT I MEAN BOB? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START BRINGING UP POLITICS IN YOUR COLUMNS!
(Umm, Jeremy, the above sentence is what you call “tongue-in-cheek” sarcasm…..I’m not really blaming Bob, it’s supposed to be a joke. Are those allowed in your universe, or must they all be first vetted by the Thought Police?)
@EveryoneElse: Hope you’re enjoying this entertainment. Now I’m REALLY done…..really mean it….I think 🙂
It is so very good to hear from you sir!
On the IBM take: spot on. IBM’s not circling the drain, just morphing into something that is a mere shell of its former self.
On the Trump take: concur. If you look at his trajectory over his years as a real estate mogul, he has always – with a combination of hubris and obstreperousness – always overplayed his hand. This will be no different, he is his own worst enemy and his undoing will be of his own volition. There’s also this, from the coffee table book “SPY: The Funny Years,” p.217: In October 1989, a year after Trump predicted the magazine was in trouble and wouldn’t be around much longer, SPY consulted an actuary who said Trump wouldn’t even be around in another 31.7 years (approx. summer of 2021). This ran under the rubric “Death Be Not Short Fingered.”
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I give out an olive branch and your chickenshit millenial punk-ass wants to trade punches? Fine, let’s throw down……
Ahh… there it is. When the troll is called out as a troll, he immediately launches into attack mode. Why bother with the pretense anymore? We all know what you are, now. You will continue trolling forever.
I will not engage with your trolling, however.
My 2 cents.
You forgot a small IBM division: hybrid cloud.
My variation to Prediction #1: IBM will keep GTS, in 2020 will begin a massive move of all its strategic outsourcing customers to IBM Public Cloud and RH SW.
@Ken Dee Obvious troll is obvious Thanks for dancing for us. I had a nice laugh at your expense.
“For another, I always start by going back to the year before and grading my previous year’s predictions. I’m the only guy in this business who does that.”
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Does he think we didn’t notice that he was writing “2019 predictions” into the Summer of 2019 and then gave up posting altogether for six months?
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Shhhh!!! Don’t mention the obvious, just pretend that everything is fine! It’ll work, honest!
I mean, it will work about as well as Photoshopping a fake logo onto a picture of an F-104, that is. 🙂
Left out Greenwald link in 2:23pm comment above https://theintercept.com/2019/12/12/the-inspector-generals-report-on-2016-fb-i-spying-reveals-a-scandal-of-historic-magnitude-not-only-for-the-fbi-but-also-the-u-s-media/
I don’t have a pre- diction. I have a post- diction.
Here’s me, last April:
Sometimes I really hate being right.
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Remembered and was thinking about your post the other day, Howard. 2020 has some wild fucking energy.
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My 2 cents.
You forgot a small IBM division: hybrid cloud.
My variation to Prediction #1: IBM will keep GTS, in 2020 will begin a massive move of all its strategic outsourcing customers to IBM Public Cloud and RH SW.”
Too late for that. The ecosystem that AWS and Azure have built up is far too rich and contains far too much lock-in. Everyone took a swing in the mid 2010s and bombed (HP, Cisco, softbank etc.), its far too late now even with RH openstack/container tech – that’s too little too late, they have nothing on all the services that have already locked everybody into AWS and Azure – not to mention mindshare and intellectual capital. Developers know how to build stuff on AWS and Azure services – nobody in their right mind gives a toss about learning a third ecosystem, esp. one that will not come anywhere near the big 2 in scope/reliability/documentation. Look at how even the big G, leveraging their already existing ridiculous infra and with best-in-class K8, is not gaining much ground. The scraps from people hell bent on multi-clouding by building their own K8 wonderland might keep digital ocean etc. afloat but it won’t be enough for IBM and the 35 billion they have to find to justify RH purchase.
Thanks Bob
To all the mine server whatever folks. You invested, you lost now take it like an adult. Do you stand outside a casino and complain about losing? The inherent nature of investing is risk, grow up and get over it.
As for IBM Ginny is the result of the board so unless and until the moribund board is overturned there’s no reason to believe or invest in IBM. Worse still is that any future female candidates, no matter how well qualified will never get a chance because of Ginny enduring mismanagement. Ginny will go down in history as the Captain Smith of the corporate world (think Titanic).
The main prediction for last year was based on Magic Meg’s mystical 50 year cycles:
Bob’s Predictions for 2019 — The Year When Everything Changes… Forever
Well… I guess everything has changed forever – we are all one year older and deeper in debt. ✔
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same.
It’s just a jump to the left,
And then a step to the right,
Put your hands on your hips,
And bring your knees in tight.
But it’s the CubeSat thrust
That really drives you insane!
Let’s do the time-warp again!
Let’s do the time-warp again!
The whole “50 year cycle” thing smacks of numerology and woo-woo. Things happen when they happen. Human history doesn’t work in predictable cycles. It’s largely driven by technology.
One new thing is invented, then a whole bunch of other things become possible. The steam engine was initially just meant to help drain flooded mines, but it ushered in the whole Industrial Revolution. The CPU was just supposed to be a way to make a calculator more inexpensively, but it ended up putting powerful computers in the whole world’s pockets.
The TV show The Expanse posits a world where a much more efficient thruster has been invented, and it opens up the whole solar system tor human colonization. Of course it’s no F-104… 🙂
Trump’s actually pretty well known for being good to his people– the deep state scumbags are not his people. They’re who we sent him up there to clean out. So I’m glad he’s been pissing them off.
How is it that this crank still has enough credibility to be linked by reasonable news sites?
@ken Dee — please be advised that there is at least one person here that knows how correct you are and supports you over the leftists here. @cringely — please, no more politics, just stick to technology. Thanks.
tds on fully display here. rather sad.
[…] isn’t a most likely luck tale, however [current CEO Ginni] Rometty has no actual selection. IBM is, at this level, smoke, mirrors, and buybacks. The GTS providence will land in Ginni’s ultimate quarter, juicing her payout, which may well […]
Lots of folks commenting here have TDS along with Cringely. They will all be real butt hurt when he wins in November.
[…] it is not a possible success story, however [current CEO Ginni] Rometty has no actual alternative. IBM is, at this level, smoke, mirrors, and buybacks. The GTS windfall will land in Ginni’s closing quarter, juicing her payout, which is likely […]
Actually, Trump is known for treating his employees well. His mistake was not moving to dismantle the federal bureaucracy immediately. Should have shut down whole cabinet departments, and fired most of the workers in the remaining ones. Give power and tax money back to the states. Deep state would have leaked an incriminating document if it had one, but could manufacture one which I expect will happen.
Very interesting prediction about IBM but this seems to be a duplicate of another preduction made 3 years ago by someone ( cf https://www.thelayoff.com/t/N95aM8R, last post of the thread) , who had unfortunately not signed his prediction …
For those who have not the willing to follow the link, the content of prediction is below.
Make your mind on this !
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As goes HPE so goes IBM. GTS (non-cloud) is most likely gone. Power and DASD are most likely toast too. The “legacy” bleeding (20 quarters) has finally come home to bite management. They laid off all of the experienced folks from these three brands to try and save some money. IT HAS, but it comes at the expense of sacrificing relationships. People buy from people they like. IBM is in the process of trying to rebuild relationships on the “cloud” side of the house. They are finding out you can’t do it in 6 months, but rather it takes 3-5 years. As such IBM will sell the three brands listed above for as much as they can get. That will stop the legacy bleeding, but shrink IBM to 50-55 billion in revenue. With the cash raised, IBM will buy someone who has established relationships within the “cloud” market. It will not be a direct cloud company, but rather a game changer that gains them Street cred into the cloud marketplace. I bet someone like Redhat. LINUX yes, Cloud yes, relationships with the Fortune 500 yes, CEO who can replace Ginni yes, business plan that compliments cloud services yes, adds to the revenue bottom line. Yes. IF not Redhat, it will be someone like them. IBM has to cut the drip drip drip cord of legacy shrinkage, and change the marketplace narrative that enhances cloud services, consulting, SW, and niche solutions that are developed around IBM labs research
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Speaking as an escort I’m vaguely curious how many escorts Trump has used. He seems to be into the high priced exclusive contract thing (polite form: trophy wife) so maybe not as many as might be supposed.
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The only interest I have in IBM now is in executives giving me a nobbing. I have a nice white bikini which needs introducing to a golden beach somewhere. It would make a change from suspenders and stockings.
Shameless click-bait from a supposed journalist. Shocked, I am shocked…
This whole post is a mess. What once was a nice tech blog is currently just a political warground with commentors throwing punches at one another. What is your gameplan here, Bob?
@howard – I’ll say this: The world only has a few dozen BSL-4 labs, and one of them just happens to be in Wuhan. There are way too many coincidences here.
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“They are finding out you can’t do it in 6 months, but rather it takes 3-5 years. As such IBM will sell the three brands listed above for as much as they can get. That will stop the legacy bleeding, but shrink IBM to 50-55 billion in revenue. With the cash raised, IBM will buy someone who has established relationships within the “cloud” market. It will not be a direct cloud company, but rather a game changer that gains them Street cred into the cloud marketplace. I bet someone like Redhat”
The funny thing is, they bought RedHat anyway for $34 billion without selling anything off and without raising any cash.
Why sell off their assets now? And who would buy them? Their legacy IT stuff is clearly not the future, and their tech consulting business only works for IBM, an organization large and powerful enough to sue anyone who dares ask why the project they paid good money for doesn’t work.
It’s the IBM name and logo that are propping this colossal enterprise up. If those weren’t present, nobody would care. But as the Boomers finally retire and a generation who never heard the name IBM comes to the forefront, even this may not end up saving them.
@Ken Dee — Not that I’m one to defend Crookely but…
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“IMO blatant politics is inappropriate and unacceptable in this forum.”
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Um, this isn’t your forum, it’s Bob’s. He can write about any damn thing he pleases, be it tech, politics, or the number of nose hairs he plucked this morning.
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Now, you may decide that you don’t want to read what he writes and that’s perfectly fine, but your comment smacks of an awful lot of privilege.
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Are you sure your name is Ken and not Karen?
Roger! You’re back! Wahoo! I was worried you might have found a real hobby, having gone for 9ish weeks unable to pollute Bob’s comments. I don’t have to worry now.
Cheers!
PS – your website reads:
Methinks it needs attention.
I predict this imbecile’s predictions won’t come close to happening. But he’ll still say he was right.
He has IBM and Trump stuck in his head, like a broken record. The last brain cell died about the time IBM became irrelevant.
Ease up on Cringely! Trying to raise money in a place like California without exhibiting clear symptoms of TDS leaves one with few options. I mean Peter Thiel is a tiny fraction of the venture capital pool and he’s not likely all that liquid.
Someone in the comments posted a link to Plane Crazy, the seldom-seen successor of sorts to “Triumph of the Nerds” in which Cringely tries to build a functioning airplane in 30 days. I had never seen it before or even heard of it other than some rumbling that it was a disaster, and Cringely writing an apology to viewers.
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None of that prepared me for watching it. At different moments Cringely breaks down sobbing, waves a weapon over his head to threaten the camera man and winds up assaulting the camera man while screaming. The fact that the camera man in question was filming is astonishing – it’s a first person POV of being punched in the face.
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All of the above is in Episode 2, though Episode 1 has some crucial set-up. I can only guess that the editors of this show came to hate him (probably around the time he threatened to break a bat over their heads), as it’s set up with perfect hubris. Calling it a “trainwreck” is tempting but not really accurate, as most trainwrecks don’t involve criminal violence. (Episode 3, in which Cringely starts over and basically lets competent people build a simpler plane, isn’t terribly interesting and the redemption arc falls flat. The editors still hated his guts.)
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For all that people develop parasocial relationships with public personalities on TV and the internet, this is a pretty crucial part of the Cringely persona. I would definitely check it out, it was far more interesting than “Triumph of the Nerds” and holds up much better today.
Great article on IBM and it’s future over the next year. The problem with IBM is the leadership team is all old guard IBM folks that lack the understand of the changing landscape. They need a giant purge of old guard IBM executives and new leadership from outside IBM, if they can get them to join!
I’m rewatching Plane Crazy now for the first time in a long time. It’s just… wow.
@Howard — Don’t worry, I have many hobbies. Not the least of which is my own Kickstarter project (my second, actually.)
As for the website, yes, KS must have changed the layout of their pages so that my scraping no longer works. One of these days, I’ll have to look into it… Or maybe Crookely can just post an update and render it moot?
Whoa, now, that’s crazy talk!
IBM will not sell GTS. They WILL, however, spinoff their global financing business (IGF) to streamline the debt profile. IGF will net $4 billion NAV and that will be used to pay down operating debt.
The IGF debt load has always confused IBM’s critics and now the business is no longer strategic.
Plane Crazy Punch Scene: Boom Pow!
Real classy as always, Bob.
(and for anyone curious, here are other episodes)
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
(and my personal favorite: here)
I could go on for a while about the stuff that’s revealed in Plane Crazy, like:
– Bob convincing the BBC to put up the money to build a plane in 30 days, then getting mad at the executive producer and (badly) bullshitting him when he shows up at the end of the week and there is like 0.1% of the plane built
– Bob designing the plane with a childish sketch on a piece of paper, then taking said sketch to a professional aircraft designer, and getting mad when said designer told him his ideas were bad
– Bob getting mad when he decides to let the PROFESSIONAL PLANE DESIGNER send him blueprints of a more sensible plane
– Bob getting mad when he tries phoning the plane designer back and pleading for his original ideas, and the designer tells him his ideas are bad (“I don’t think my ideas are bad” he says after he hangs up)
– Bob berating and castigating his (then) girlfriend when she offers to help him out (and when he clearly needs it)
– Bob hitting the 30 day mark with only a crappy bottom and top shell of the fuselage finished (not even connected!) and literally nothing else done, which prompted the attack on the camera crew
– Bob blaming everyone else for his failure to build a plane when he insisted on being the only one to build it
– Bob “letting” the BBC send him to Middle America where a really nice family of professional plane builders BUILD A NEW PLANE FOR HIM in 30 days from a kit that their company has already designed (bonus points for him being so dismissive of these people that he sings “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme song sarcastically as he drives up to see them)
Anyway, it’s worth seeing just to get a sense of what Bob is really like, and how he continually makes grandiose claims and then gets mad at other people when he fails to live up to them.
And yeah, the “redemption arc” didn’t take, clearly. Because in 2012, Bob was already saying that he was going to build a “revolutionary” electric plane.. no wait… FIVE electric planes… and that he would be done in a year: https://www.cringely.com/2012/08/17/electric-flight-of-fancy/
Of course we never heard about those planes again.
@Jeremy Reimer “Bob blaming everyone else for his failure…”
I’m sorry, you must have the wrong guy, because Bob would NEVER: “Our problem with finding a great investor is they inevitably do a Google search and see townspeople with pitchforks demanding my head, which kills every deal.”
-Source: Two thirds done, yet still writing predictions…
I stand corrected. Carry on!
And, well, February 3rd came and went and no sudden revelation about Trump.
As if that were going to happen anyway. It was all wishful thinking. If there were anyone who had dirt on Trump they were willing to let surface, it would have happened in 2016.
So, Bob’s two predictions are four days old, and already one of them is wrong. Not good.
If the deep state had something they could use, the impeachment is a doggone good time to do it. So … well?
Next you’ll tell me they’re just really smart, saving it for an October surprise.
This has nothing to do with anything, but I was searching for more background information to try and understand what Cringely’s whole deal with the satellite launcher is, and I fell into a bit of a rabbit hole.
This video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06M64l7pPIk&t=6m13s has Bob talking about his “one contribution to computer science” at Apple, where he apparently invented the Trash Can icon for the Lisa user interface.
But if you go here: https://www.folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=Rosings_Rascals.txt you can see Andy Hertzfeld say clearly that the icon (with the little “flies” around it at the time that Bob describes in his story) was invented by Dan Smith and Bill Atkinson.
It’s just weird to claim to invent something like that when there is no record of you doing so. It calls into question a lot of other statements Bob has made.
I’m genuinely curious how much of Cringely’s biography would hold up to extensive scrutiny. He drops little fibs all the time, often for seemingly pointless benefit, like gaining credibility in a column read by laymen and people who want to talk about Paul Allen’s yachts.
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Just in the last few years his claims to have been “an investigator” (his words, brandished over and over again on this blog) for the presidential commission on the Three Mile Island disaster was shown to have been exaggerated beyond any recognition, that he was attached to the project in his capacity as an editor and writer. It took someone to dig up the actual report to find his fairly minor role which had been blown up and used to lend credibility to his armchair predictions about Fukushima.
Bob is obviously some sort of narcissistic sociopath. But his stories are so obviously ridiculous, it’s a wonder anyone is fooled.
He, with no experience or science background, is going to build an airplane or rocket ship. In record time and at a fraction of a cost compared to professionals. Sure, okay Bob.
I already felt Cringely had burned his credibility and good will. I didn’t know about him going crazy during the making of one show. This may explain a few things. He kept this quiet. All I can say is I may be on the easy side for money but I would never accept a client with even a whiff of his behaviour.
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Ah, I’d forgotten about Plane Crazy. It’s so great because it’s stereotypical Cringely… boasts he’s going to do something incredible and then it never happens. Doesn’t listen to anyone who tells him his idea is foolish. Takes peoples money and then lies to them about progress. The beauty of Plane Crazy is he’s deluding himself, but we’re at least in on it. I suspect he’s at least in on it too.
Oh, for a return to long lunches and mistresses being kept afloat by ask no questions well funded expense accounts. This is the kind of corruption I can live with along with booming industry and great healthcare because it’s exciting and everybody is happy. It also means they don’t look too closely at the expense accounts. This is where people Cringely mentions in his opinion get it all wrong. Cheap and nasty doesn’t rock anyone’s boat. Fewer and more expensive prostitutes are a sign of a good economy.
“It’s very important to me that I finish, not just this project, but other projects… it’s almost pathological.”
- Cringely, Plane Crazy
Well, certainly something is almost pathological! 🤣
Indeed, Bob’s pathological lying continues to this day. For example, in a recent post, he claimed “We bought all of them [Mach 2.2+ launch aircraft], you see… all of them on the planet.”
But this is a lie. Starfighters, Inc. still operates the only fleet of F-104 aircraft and partners with multiple organizations, including NASA, to rent out flights on these aircraft. They have not been bought out. I confirmed this today.
@Granville –
I was the one that dug up the actual pdf of the TMI report.
https://www.cringely.com/2018/09/10/triggering-a-trump-meltdown-what-was-the-point-of-that-anonymous-op-ed-piece-anyway/
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http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2012/ph241/tran1/docs/188.pdf
@Mineserver thanks for the link, I was looking for that. For anyone who wants to take on the daunting task of cataloging all of Bob’s lies and exaggerations, it would have to be on the list.
It’s a common pattern with Cringely: there’s a *kernel* of truth in there somewhere, but he blows it up to ridiculous levels.
* Bob was involved in the TMI report in some minor capacity (Public’s Right to Information Task Force), so he says that the President personally asked him to be a major investigator. (note: he didn’t)
* Bob did some coursework at Stanford for his PhD but never did a dissertation, so he later claimed to have the PhD (note: he doesn’t)
* Bob did some minor labor for Apple in the early days (this was never confirmed, as he claims he was Employee #12, but that number actually belongs to Daniel Kottke) so he goes ahead and says that he invented the Trash icon. (note: he didn’t)
* He had a meeting once with the founder and president of Starfighters Inc., therefore he now owns all the Mach 2.2+ aircraft in the world. (note: he doesn’t)
As Bob gets older, the exaggerations get greater and greater.
Thanks for that @Mineserver. Looking at my comments in that thread I came to the same conclusion Jeremy does here, that as we get older affectations become habits and Cringely seems to be trapped in his role, still making shit up and exaggerating but on a smaller and smaller stage. And no doubt many of these tall tales and exaggerations originated in an era when a jagoff on a blog couldn’t fact-check without calling Stanford themselves (or Starfighters, as Jeremy did).
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It’s hard to tell what’s genuine delusion and what he’s saying to protect his ego or simply manipulate people. This is actually what makes Plane Crazy so interesting – he admits to all three.
@Mint, thanks for posting the plane crazy videos. Cringe is obviously some sort of delusional nut job. If I had been that cameraman, he would have lost a few teeth.
You folks who got taken on the mineserver deal. Friendly advice is to forget about it. The chance of this guy ever getting funding or a job better than super sizing fries is slim to none. Not with a reputation like this.
Didn’t Cringely claim he was monitizing his site and Mark Cuban was “negotiating” with him? I got the sense he as just curious at who this loon other billionaires had gossiped about about over lunch was and couldn’t wait to get rid of Cringely. Yet another big boast never realised.
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At this rate Cringely will be living in a camper van.
Mark, I started reading your Cringely columns many years ago (and I actually bought, “Accidental Empires” — a truly great book). I’m still a fan.
That said, let me give you a little bit of my insight on Donald Trump and the hysteria towards him from the “intelligencia” (the folks who imagine they’re smarter than he — and me).
The Resistance has taken it’s best shot(s). From the attempts to bribe/cajole the 2016 electors, the Strzok-Page “insurance policy” (Operation Crossfire Hurricane), the special counsel (Mueller), the emoluments clause, and (finally?) Ukraine their efforts have gotten progressively more lame. They’re not going to do better.
The Democrat party is filled (to the top) with incompetents. You’re a computer guy — are you watching the fiasco in Iowa? Is it really an different than the rollout of the ACA? We’ve seen the best (worst?) they can do.
I was a big fan of the old Cringely, who interviewed prominent people in the personal computing industry.
I’m less of a fan of the new Cringely who makes grandiose claims that are proven to be 100% wrong, like buying all the Mach 2.2+ aircraft in the world.
When will we see NerdTV season 2? There’s this thing called YouTube now, you could just put it there.
Turns out Romney was the only republican with even a shred of integrity.
I was expecting some new bombshell to come out to affect the impeachment vote, and was stunned that nothing happened.
Then I came here and saw that Cringely had predicted it, which explains the non-event.
However, keep in mind that during Clinton’s impeachment, news of 20 year old rape allegations hit, and no votes changed, and the media sat on it until the trial was over, only running the interview after Matt Drudge revealed NBC was sitting on it, and an editorial writer ran an interview first. When asked about it, Bill Clinton said,’My attorney made a statement, and that’s all I have to say on the matter.’ The media never talked about it or investigated it after that.
Ken Dee, you are way too late. Cringely spent years complaining about H1B. When some action was taken to curtail these visas, Cringely was silent and downplayed it, because he didn’t want to credit Trump.
Wow, that second prediction did not survive for long.
Trump didn’t make an economic or foreign policy case but a racist case. They are different things. Cringely knows nothing about government or law so put his own wounded feelings first because he lacked the knowledge to call it out. This is why he’s a huckster with a blog not a celebrity with his own show or 3 million youtube subscribers.
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I’m a hooker for fucks sake and know more than Cringely does.
Jeremy, Bob also claims to have registered MineServer LLC to deliver those Mineservers.
“Maybe this smoking gun I’m describing doesn’t exist, but given the President’s history, would we really be surprised if there’s something waiting to be revealed that is beyond horrible for America?”
Bob, it seems you are suffering from TDS. The political witch hunt by the Democrats is very apparent, so apparent that anyone watching should easily be saying WTF? The deep state is reeling because they are not used to someone who is not a career politician that doesn’t play the game of career politicians, which is foster intersectional groups within the populous, and promise them free stuff to alleviate their suffering, which ends up creating more intersectionality.
Anyone can see Trump is guilty as sin. Nobody is reeling only corrupt and weak politicians who couldn’t uphold their oath and let him off and it doesn’t change the fact Trump is impeached forever.
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Deep state? Which Infowars paranoid invented this phrase?
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You have no idea what intersectionality means. Intersectionality refers to a set of interrelated variables which compound a negative effect.
hmm, my comment isn’t posting for some reason. Testing to try out a shorter one.
We’ll try it in two parts then:
@MikeN I haven’t even begun to dig into the whole Mineserver fiasco. So many lies and exaggerations.
What’s weird is that Bob chose this particular hill to die on, when he should know (as a computer industry analyst) that technology and the world has moved on. It’s not 2016 anymore.
You can purchase a Raspberry Pi 4 for $35 and a plastic case for $10 and follow this 2019 guide: https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/setup-minecraft-server-raspberry-pi/ and have a fully functional Mineserver for less than $50.
It’s a fun little hobby project, and you don’t necessarily have to use a Raspberry Pi (it’s just the cheapest and smallest PC you can use), you can use any spare computer you have lying around.
If pre-built Minecraft servers of this type were a viable business, you would see a ton of companies in this space. But if you Google around, you don’t really see any. Bob would have us believe that this is a glaring gap in the market that has gone unfilled for at least four years.
part two is really having a hard time posting.
Part two:
Capitalism doesn’t really work this way. If something is easy to do with off-the-shelf parts, and people want it, you’ll find that numerous companies will spring up to serve the demand. I mean, this is how the personal computer industry was built in the first place! There were hundreds of early PC companies that essentially threw together a CPU and some RAM and some I/O chips and hooked up a keyboard. Literally hundreds– I once counted them in an early issue of Computers & Electronics from the early 1980s.
My theory is that the Minecraft community is, by definition, populated by people who love creating things for themselves. Most will use the default public servers, but there will be a smaller population who want to make their own private server. Of that subset, how many people will have been waiting around for four years (and counting), sitting on their thumbs, for some company to produce a prebuilt server? I’m guessing that the Venn Diagram here is about zero people, plus or minus a few percent.
I mean, okay, there were a non-zero number of people (388 to be precise) who backed the Kickstarter project (in 2015!). But I think most of these people just wanted to be part of a fun, inexpensive project that they could give to their kids, and many were fans of Bob to begin with. Bob spent decades building up goodwill from his columns, books, and television projects. It’s just weird to burn all that down and double-down on even more incredulous projects (like the 100% false claim to have bought all the Mach 2.2+ aircraft in the world).
@Jeremy — As a part of that non-zero number back in 2015, I can say you are nearly 100% correct about why I backed the project.
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At the time, my kids were into Minecraft and I thought having their own server might be cool.
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It was also not terribly expensive — my go-to criteria for most kickstarter projects is is it inexpensive enough that my wife won’t notice the charge on the credit card statement? I am fortunate enough that $100 is just under that threshold.
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While not necessarily a fan, I was certainly aware of Bob (and read his column back in Infoworld days) and his backing the project added a level of respectability(?) to the project — I thought it was more likely to be successful, given his involvement and what I thought (incorrectly, it seems) would be his desire not to tarnish his reputation by letting it fail.
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I was also looking forward to reading his commentary on the process — he does, after all, fancy himself a writer and I thought his updates on their progress, especially about his kids and their lessons, was well worth the price of admission. (Think of it as Plane Crazy, only for a MineCraft server. Note: I was unfamiliar with PC at the time.) My kids are similar in age to his but I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at getting them started as entrepreneurs, so his kids’ exploits were definitely of interest. (Unrelated note: I’m not saying my kids aren’t successful — they very much are — just that they aren’t the kickstarter creator types, yet.)
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Someone commented that your research would likely not be heard as people read Crookely’s posts and the first few comments, and that’s it, so they come away with the idea that “Bob is doing this cool thing” and that’s it. I’ll admit I was guilty of that myself — I have a friend who has (had at the time) followed Bob’s writing and shared some of his projects over time. But I didn’t follow up to see how they had turned out. My bad.
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Hopefully, though, going forward others will do their due diligence before supporting Crookely so they don’t get burned.
@MikeN – “Bob also claims to have registered MineServer LLC to deliver those Mineservers.”
He did, in Wyoming, back in 2015. You can see the original filing here: https://wyobiz.wy.gov/Business/FilingDetails.aspx?eFNum=127175187012150050133178190071117116093174211107
(If that doesn’t work, go to https://wyobiz.wy.gov/Business/FilingSearch.aspx and put “2015-000696774” in the Filing ID box.)
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Note that the company was also dissolved/revoked in 2016 for failure to file taxes.
I said that Bob was way out of his league with the second prediction. Sorry to say (Bob has done very good work in the past) my statement was correct and his prediction was 100% wrong.
Making a wrong prediction is not a big deal (although Cringely does like to pad his stats by making a lot of predictions of specific things that won’t happen, but that’s pretty much harmless.
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No, the big deal is making statements that are provably false, right now. For example, saying that you or your company have bought out all the Mach 2.2+ aircraft in the world. That statement is 100% wrong. It’s not wrong in some nebulous future that nobody can reliably predict, it’s wrong right now.
Cringely didn’t finish predictions for last year after saying he had retired now the first two for 2020? This assumes at least a third. This is turning into Cringelys misinformation column.
> Bob, it seems you are suffering from TDS.
Yeah, looks like the long slide downhill finally hit bottom.
“NEXT: Trump and IBM! With extra rocket launching! Podcast at 11!”
You’ve been making predictions almost every year about IBM since 1993. Not a single one of them has come true. It’s absurdly pathetic at this point. Let it go.
Cringely doing a podcast would be… insanely profitable, based upon his fandom here. Since people put a premium on things that make noise and move, he’d be able to Patreon his way to far more per year than MS ever made.
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Guess it feels more important to be the guy with every Mach 2.2+ aircraft in the world, though. Aim high.
Well this is exciting…
I could see ibm splitting and getting rid of their outsourcing and such. This is bad for their image, makes them no different than Infosys. The new CEO would fit that role, and it might actually be a safer choice.
The ai and all sounds good but could do badly. If you combine that with redhat they might not do well enough. It wouldn’t be a given. They’d be on the small side. But it makes sense to try. The redhat part could force it’s culture on the reminder of ibm.
I’ve had experience with both. Redhat didn’t hire me but I was impressed. Ibm I actually worked for. Biggest clowns ever. They’re contacting me again and were supposed to call. They missed their interview time without explaining why.
After their management changed I sent a note about the new CEO and indicated I was still interested. They asked which job do I want the open one or the CEO? If I go in there I wonder if they’ll be in pajamas or what. Anyone paying for their contractors must be an idiot or very sorry.
No has yet come forward, and Lucky Stumblefuck is now demonstrating his version of The Night of The Long Knives, or in this case, as the English call it, The Old Boot. All federal employees who have displayed any sense of disloyalty is being shown the door. Nevermind that much of these firings and dismissals is illegal. The GOP has pretty much stopped being the party of Law & Order. My guess why no one is coming forward – fear – losing pensions, losing benefits, losing insurance – anything Dumm-Dumm Stumbolini can do to show he’s not to be trifled . If anyone comes forward, they would have to be someone very angry, very brave, and probably someone with nothing left to lose. Who that (or those persons) will be, and when they will appear is anyone’s guess. But I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting. What may bring him down finally will be his excessive hubris. He will trip up eventually and his calamitous precipitous fall will be spectacular and awesome, but also true tragedy, too, for him, his family and the country. There will be no redemption, just a sad, ponderous, descent to the bottom, wondering,” What happened? What happened?”
Well I’ve been waiting a week now for “So I’ll do the scoring on Monday, but today I have two 2020 predictions to get out of the way.”
Let’s just hope we don’t have to wait another six months. Or for 2021 to start.
To be honest, I feel a little bit sorry for Cringely. He was my favorite computer history author, and I enjoyed his blog, even though the quality of information dropped over the years.
But all of the crazy stuff that happened is his fault. He didn’t have to stop posting updates to the Mineserver Kickstarter page in 2016. He didn’t have to blame all of his problems on “people with pitchforks”. And he certainly didn’t have to flat out fucking lie about buying all the Mach 2.2+ aircraft in the world. Nobody made him do that.
My advice for him in the future would be: STOP DOING THINGS LIKE THAT.
It’s kind of crazy how Bob went out with a fizzle a few blog entries ago and a big chunk of us were like “okay, that’s the end of Robert X. Cringely’s blog. Time to move on…”. It was bitter sweet; I wanted more, but with all that happened in the past few years, seemed like the right time to go.
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Then Bob reappeared with a whimper; First he posted what has been proven to be a lie (or at the very least, a MASSIVE exaggeration with lies sprinkled throughout). Next he just REPOSTED an old article from 20 years ago about Y2K that no one seemed to care about other than to share their own nostalgia for “where was I when…”. Lastly, he posted this article, which not only was a flop, as his prediction was wrong, but a divisive political one at that.
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To be honest, at this point for his sake and reputation, I think he should have just left it alone and not come back. When he left back in June, his approval ratings, while not as amazing as the Cringely golden age, were MUCH better than right now. Comment after comment right now is “Bob, you done fucked up.” “Bob, you’re out of touch” “Bob, you’re a liar and/or don’t know what you’re talking about” and I can’t help but agree.
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You can’t show up once every 2-3 months, spew a few lies while taking jabs at others, and expect to garner the support you once had. The world has changed and, as Jeremy has proven, we have the ability to fact check and think for ourselves. Even if you don’t do the research yourself, others will, and they will talk. Meanwhile Bob remains ever silent.
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Bob is welcome to keep on digging his own grave and losing all credibility, perhaps the Cringely name doesn’t mean much to him as it once did and he’s okay tossing away decades of work. OR he can check his ego at the door, admit he messed up (time and time again), come clean, and be better.
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Because Bob has shown he lacks the ability to change and his ego is as inflated as they come, I’m expecting the latter. He will likely just keep doing what he’s been doing and watch the current trend of his blog comments: Populated by a small handful of “yay Bob” supporters at the start, followed by an onslaught of comments with more critical BS detection. I’ve got my popcorn at the ready and do enjoy a good train wreck, so I’ll call it a win regardless of which show I get to watch. Your move, Bob.
Roger, I was pretty credulous of Cringely, just noting that he was way off on the Microsoft purchase of Nokia and calling it money laundering. It was your commentary on Mineservers that led me to see he was a liar.
I’m wondering if all the IBM stuff is made up as well.
It is a little sad how much Cringely is getting dunked on in the comments section of his own blog.
MikeN: He gets (or “got,” he doesn’t really write enough anymore to say if it’s still the same) most of the IBM “inside info” from an employee gossip board. Users noticed and started coming here to listen to someone in “media” speaking their own words back to them. I would guess they’re probably like 20% of his commenters and who knows how many of his readers.
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So I mean to say the IBM stuff not made up by HIM, at least. But several times he’s been sent documents that he misinterpreted and made posts about them. Here’s one example where he came into possession of “internal IBM documents” that showed IBM was missing one of their targets by 94%:
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https://www.cringely.com/2016/09/07/carrie-underwoods-american-idol-success-teaches-us-ibms-watson-failure/
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Most of the early comments are clearly from IBM employees or recently ex-employees from the board ragging on their boss. Scroll down to “not_watson” who recognized the documents and it all falls apart.
It would be better if Bob just announced his retirement and left. The once great writer who gave a leftfield view to IT has left the building long ago.
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There’s little point in turning up now and then without making a decent effort, and the last few articles proves it.
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Oh, and apologise for the Mineservers. Just say “Sorry”. Some honesty will at least let you go with some of your integrity intact.
So Bob managed to squeeze out 5 predictions last year, before giving up. We’ve got two so far this year… Any betting on how many more we’re gonna get? My prediction: None!
@Larry “To be honest, at this point for his sake and reputation, I think he should have just left it alone and not come back.”
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I get the impression from reading the other comments that this is the case.
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@Dave T “Any betting on how many more we’re gonna get? My prediction: None!”
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If dealing with a sane person, I’d say you are correct, but Bob has never been one to roll over and die and his ego is too big to let the haters feel like they won. So my guess is he’ll make another prediction then quickly make another post to cover it up and move on to try to distract from it (he does this a lot. The king of brushing things under the rug and hoping no one checks).
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Better yet, I could see Bob challenging @Jeremy Reimer indirectly and doubling down on his Eldorado claims while continue to brag, even if they are unfounded and provably wrong. At the very least, we can all but guarantee another jab taken at the MineCraft Server “Jihad” and their pitchforks. Bob likes to dig that one in fairly regularly while failing to contact them directly via the KS site. #ClassicBob
@granville mmmm, I miss the days of threaded comments. They were so much more productive than this flat mess we have now. Not often technology gets more dated with time, but leave it to Bob to embrace the past.
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He strikes me as the high school quarterback who was a god among mortals back in the day, praised for his great feats. Now he is just washed up and all anyone wants to talk to him about was “remember that one big game (his book/PBS show)” and no one cares about what he’s doing now, or feels a little sad for him when they find out it’s nothing nearly as impressive and he’s out of touch.
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The world has moved forward for 2 decades while Bob stays anchored in the past…
I too feel sorry for Bob, as I truly do like him and very much enjoy his articles. I think a lot of this would improve if he would just admit the failure of the Mineserver debacle. Looking back, it’s clear that the Mineserver concept was a really cool one but also one which was a technical challenge that he and his boys couldn’t overcome, at least not on a mass scale that would work for each and every backer who would be using different routers, ISPs, etc. In the grand scheme of things, a $35,000 project that failed isn’t that big of a deal.
As for claims like purchasing all of the Mach 2.2+ jets in the world, I don’t understand this unforced error. He could have claimed that they were GOING to buy all of them, and the concept would have been just as impressive and also not technically a lie. Perhaps it’s just part of the Cringely persona, where Bob claims amazing things and whether they are true or not isn’t all that important, but in this case it’s Cringely boasting about something that the real-life Stephens is doing, and exaggerating in such a way that it discredits the latter.
“It wasn’t me that announced we had purchased every Mach 2.2+ jet in the world. It was Cringely, who is an entity created by my headmates as part of a 40 year performance art project.”
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I kind of asked myself why I still come here once, and I realized it wasn’t nostalgia or some abiding interest in how the “story” of Cringely ends or to bust him out on his shit. For awhile it was to watch a seemingly notable journalist implode his reputation over a stupid kid’s project for no good reason.
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But that was only part of it. It’s that I know a guy just like Cringely IRL. He’s very smart, and prides himself on seeing connections where most people don’t see anything. He’s also insufferably narcissistic and this leads to things that were once blown off as “embellishments” but eventually became a life completely made up of lies. He’s lied about where he was born (telling different places to different people). He lies about his education. He lies about his job experience, net worth and obviously projects. None of it is done for swindling — he could have probably done really well financially if he were a trader or real estate investor. There’s a little profit to creating a fake resume, but that’s not his motivation. Why is it done?
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In the end, my wife said one day that he’s a man who just can’t stand being seen as “unremarkable.”
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Apple Employee #12 probably empathizes with this.
I have loads of clients who each have their own special story yet the majority are unremarkable. I personally find this very limiting which is why I need my own creative outlets and compartmentalize sex work. There is now so much competition around especially with the internet that even the remarkable is quite ordinary. This is what most of us are compared to. Our brains are still stuck with what we evolved nearly 100,000 years ago and it’s difficult for us to navigate in the modern world we created.
Jeremy, from your fascinating research of the Cringely Nonexistent Launch Company in the other story and your handling of Ken Dee in this one, you are my new hero.
@Nelson: Thanks. I don’t really have a good reason for getting so deep into this stuff, unlike granville (and wow, he really hit the nail on the head with his last comment!)
I guess it’s just a combination of being a lifelong computer nerd and a fan of Accidental Empires, to the point where I even wrote a few articles for Ars Technica on the history of computing. I’m also a huge space nerd–have been since I was a child watching Carl Sagan’s Cosmos–and I try to keep up with the latest in space news. So seeing Bob’s outrageous claims sort of triggered both things at the same time, I guess.
Re: “granville (and wow, he really hit the nail on the head with his last comment!)” While he made some interesting observations about the origin of the problems with Bob’s articles, he did not actually provide a reason to continue reading them, which he said he figured out for himself. So I would not call it hitting the nail on the head. My guess is we come back because Bob writes about topical subjects his readers care about in an entertaining and thought provoking manner, prompting even more interesting comments from those readers.
granville wrote that he knows someone in real life who lies all the time to make himself look more important and exciting than he really is.
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He comes back because Cringely does the same thing, and it’s intriguing to watch.
Thought that was pretty self-evident, but yes, Ronc, I come back here because it’s like a written expression of something I’ve seen close up: the person who is not ordinary and cannot stand to be seen as such.
I have done stuff in the past which both Ars Technica (and Cringely funnily enough) have written about and I’m a near zero.It’s really amazing but gets blank looks whenever I chat about offline which is frustrating. In the main I think it’s not worth fussing about too much because it only makes you feel miserable.There’s no way on this planet I’m a Stormy Daniels but I don’t have to be and if I was honest wouldn’t want to be. Different people are different people so really it’s all about being happy in ourselves. If we’re not we will miss so much. It’s all such basic therapy stuff and so ordinary but can be difficult and achieving it is extraordinary in itself which is a paradox.
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Most people even Einstein only have one USP because doing anything extraordinary is like landing on the moon. I make my money by throwing myself into make up and tweaking because even one or two milimetres can make a difference to the overall look. I only wear what I like and feel comfortable with because if I don’t it doesn’t work. It’s not all about eyecandy and that’s actually the hardest part which nobody conciously notices.
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You wouldn’t believe what an idiot I feel batting my eyes and pouting but it works. That’s about as far from where I started as the Earth is from the moon.
I read that as twerking, not tweaking, but I suspect one is as good as the other.
More teasing than twerking. More gazing than teasing. That’s the difference between GFE and a porn bot. Like, the Mac versus PC ads. Different products aimed at different people. I personally find it’s less about an end result and more about the quality of the company and the slower and less demanding the better. It’s not what everyone wants but what eeryone wants isn’t what’s being offered. Speaking of which Bezos is more intelligent and has better taste than Trump in these things. Out of the two I’d rather spend a week with Bezos than an hour with Trump assuming the turdball got that far.
Robert,
Welcome back from the dead and best of luck to you in the future.
Trashtalk,
Thanks for showing up back here and keeping this column readable!
Just saw this for sale, I think the highest they could climb to was only around 56,000 feet though:
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/phantom.html
Note that the engines on that plane still need an overhaul. It gives you a sense of how expensive it would be to actually purchase and run a whole fleet of ex-military jet aircraft.
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Starfighters, Inc., who continue to own and operate the only active fleet of F-104s in the world, charge $17,900 per 35-40 minutes of flight time. (I got that info from the BBC article I mentioned earlier from December 2019, which also states: “For those thinking the price tag is a little high, consider the fact one tire on the F-104 costs $1,200, which allows for about six landings before replacement.”)
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It’s not cheap to run these things. This is why Starfighters is partnered with NASA, who gave them an airstrip to operate from and often hire them to train pilots and to test equipment.
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It’s also not cheap or easy to set up a company to rent out Starfighters’ F-104s for launching satellites. CubeCab has been talking about doing this since 2014, but their latest tweet (from Feb 2, 2020) says: “Customers, customers, customers. So many institutions want a dedicated CubeSat launch, and for someone else to fund development.” It’s clear that they haven’t been able to raise the funds to develop a launch program yet.
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Of course, it’s much easier to just Photoshop someone else’s picture of a F-104, lie that you’ve bought all the Mach 2.2+ aircraft in the world, and then just never talk about it again.
Assuming anything Cringely is saying is true and not just hot air and money found down the back of the sofa speculation I suspect Cringely is stretching the truth.
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Recapitalise Mineserver? He hasn’t even met a Kickstarter goal or provided proof of expenditure or insurance claims.
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I have no idea whether his jets and rockets scheme makes sense or not but for the jet stage an exclusive contract with options for a specified use case would be cheaper. Cringelys claim of super secret software sauce protecting his “invention” sounds a bit like his claim for cracking impossible networks problems with mineserver. He seems more like a tag along than a project owner or key worker.
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Cringely is always light on detail. What are the inner workings of these projects? Specifications? Meetimgs? Ordinary stuff?
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trashtalk if you look in the other thread (the one where Bob talks about his imaginary rockets) we’ve gone over a lot of these details already and filled in some gaps.
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We know from online filing searches that Bob and his friend paid the $89 to register a company with the name Eldorado in Delaware. We know (from my phone conversation with the owner of Starfighters, Inc.) that a person or people claiming to be from Eldorado met with Starfighters Inc. to potentially rent out their planes, however, we also know that no money changed hands and no contracts were signed.
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We also know that Bob posted a Photoshopped image that added an Eldorado logo and a fake rocket onto an old image of a Starfighters plane that shows up in Google Image Search, then claimed that he and his partner had bought out all the world’s Mach 2.2+ aircraft. We know from the previous facts that this claim is a complete lie.
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Most of Bob’s tall tales have a kernel of truth at their core, albeit stretched out beyond all recognition, and then a giant whopper of a lie as the cherry on top.
Yes I know all this. There’s other layers and points of view not covered which is why I asked the questions. I’m not asking for a repeat of what has been said before. I’m sure plenty of readers here can reflect on their own careers and anecdotes they’ve heard which have more texture than Cringely’s output and possibly much more interesting. In the absence of Cringely producing the goods I’d rather read these. Who wouldn’t want to be in a room surrounded by men with so many interesting stories to tell? My ears are big enough and perky enough for it.
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Escort isn’t much different. Some younger men have hired me because they think I have more experience. In some ways yes but it’s not all about physical sex but personality and interaction. Older clients by and large get this more and are usually in less of a boisterous rush too! Let’s just say I’ve seen my share of big rockets on the launchpad with a short countdown.
Sorry, @trashtalk, I thought you weren’t up to speed on those details.
Your predictions are most… unimpressive. Erroneous even. But at least you put them out there.
It’s currently Feb 22, 2020 and President Trump has nice survived the treasonous Democratic Party’s latest failed coup d’etat attempt, featuring the Pelosi Kangaroo Court and the embarrassing Schiff Show. It was even more humiliating for the Democrats than the Mueller Goat Rodeo failed coup d’etat attempt was.
Meanwhile President Trump forced the congressional Democrats to attend Rush Limbaugh’s Medal of Freedom award ceremony while the Democrats are in Las Vegas deciding if they’re going to nominate a 1960s Russian Soviet style communist or a former NYC billionaire Republican to be their 2020 presidential candidate.
The supersonic-jet-mounted sat launch concept is certainly fascinating to consider.
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But this really comes down to trust. Ironclad bravado is essential for entrepreneurs, but also kooks, carnies, and con-men. The 20-year pattern of bluster — I have a Stanford PhD, I’ve done the best I could with a 70K Kickstarter, I lost my MacBook-I’m-still-using in the 2017 Calif wildfires — results in doubling down on his discrepancies until finally unmasked. This is not a guy to be backed or financed. I fully expect another personal crisis in the next ~12 months, up to or including “He’s non compos mentis, so all deals are off.”
@Questionable_PhD, well, we’ve already uncovered two lies: 1) that the photo is actually of an Eldorado-owned plane (it’s a Photoshop of a Starfighters Aerospace plane with a fake rocket underneath), and 2) that Eldorado has “purchased all of them in the world [the Mach 2.2+ aircraft]” (Starfighters Aerospace owns the only functional fleet of F-104 Mach 2.2+ aircraft, and Starfighters has been confirmed to have NOT been sold to anybody)
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When you start out with those two whoppers, don’t expect to see anything substantial in the follow-up.
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
His (her) lips are moving!
I think that the most hazardous thing in our environment today is the Professional Politician!
But how do you tell if Cringely is lying? The answer is to assume he is until proven otherwise.
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Everyone knows our shyster of a President is as dirty as they get but it doesn’t mean a damn thing.
Oh well…
LMAO! And how wrong you were Mark. Trump is laughing his ass off to the re-election. I almost feel bad for you liberals. Trump has f**** your brain beyond and hope of recovery.